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Awkward Raids (New under confident warderns)

Characters

Radhey

Shyam

Roomie.

Scene 1

Raid squad comes from behind (Sniffing)

Raid Squd - Formal Shirts with their pants up with belt High. Spectacles on.

Teacher – What are you doing inside?

Student- Sir, potty kar rhaey they.

Teacher- You have been inside for 15 minutes now. It does not take more than 5 minutes to
take dump.

Teacher 1- Kya baat kar rahey hai sir. I take 7 minutes myself. Times of India le kar jao to 9
-10 minutes. Mast paper hai. Hehe.!

Teacher 2- Dudh pee kar jao to 8 varna 10-12 mintes to lagtey hai sir.

Teacher- Ye to kaafi zyaada hai.

Dekho, Subah uth kar garam paani peena chahiye. Aapko. Esa jaata he pet me ekdum
badhiya. Usmey baba ka churan daal lo to aur perfect.

Teacher 1- Arey kya baba ka churan. Mainey padha tha watsapp message par. Happititis hota
hai. Harward ke scientist ne bola hai.

Teacher 2- Kaunsa churran vaisey

Teacher 1- Koi zaroorat nahi hai. Cancer hota hai bola to abhi.

Teacher- Chutiye baat kar rahey hai. Inki kya sun rahey hai, inke JNU me yehi sub sikhaya
jaata hai.

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