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What day is it?

The Glasgow Downtown
Association’s first Hump Day
for 2020 is this Wednesday, June
17th featuring flash sales by
various businesses.
Alive at Five will be from
5:00-8:00 p.m. just south of
the tracks on 4th Street South
between Alley’s Palace and the
Busted Knuckle.
However, just like last
year’s first Hump Day of the
summer, you may want to bring
an umbrella as showers are likely
(70%).
There will be a jam session/
open mic with Austin Sound.
Auzzy’s Cook Shack will be
there as will S&K Mini Donuts,
and beverages will be handled
by Alley’s Palace and the Busted
Knuckle, which happens to
be celebrating its fifth-year
anniversary this Thursday,
Friday and Saturday.
So actually, Ben & Connie
and crew’s celebration kicks off
on Hump Day.... wonder if we Phone-A-Friend
can get Ben to pick up the mic The 2018 Crestliner c166fc 40 HP jet boat which Paul Clemmer won from The
and sing “Hundred growlers Connection raffle last summer during the Northeast Montana Fair and then
of beer on the wall, hundred donated it to the Glasgow Wrestling Club was finally sold during the Milk River
growlers of beer...” if he sings Catfish Classic, netting $15,000. Paul was on the phone sharing the good news
half as good as he brews beer, it to a friend. What a very generous gift by Mr. Clemmer! (While locals had ample
should sound pretty darn good! time to jump on this smokin’ hot deal, the boat found a home in Culbertson.)

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SHOWING: JUNE 12-18
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5:20 & 8:15 5:00& 8:00
Soggy
Bottom
Boys
Tonight: A chance of showers and thunderstorms before
3am, then a slight chance of showers between 3am and
5am. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 51. West northwest
wind 9 to 18 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%.
Wednesday: A chance of showers, then showers likely
and possibly a thunderstorm after noon. Partly sunny, with
a high near 68. West wind 9 to 15 mph, with gusts as high
as 20 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%.
Wednesday Night: Showers likely and possibly a
thunderstorm before midnight, then a chance of showers
and thunderstorms after midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low
around 50. West northwest wind 10 to 14 mph, with gusts
as high as 20 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%.
Thursday: A chance of showers, then showers likely and
possibly a thunderstorm after noon. Mostly cloudy, with a
high near 64. Northwest wind 10 to 16 mph, with gusts as
high as 22 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%.
Thursday Night: A 30 percent chance of showers and
thunderstorms before midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low
around 45. West wind 6 to 14 mph, with gusts as high as
21 mph.
Friday: A 30 percent chance of showers, mainly after noon.
Partly sunny, with a high near 70. West wind 6 to 14 mph.
Friday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 47. West
northwest wind 5 to 11 mph becoming south after midnight.
Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 76. Light and
variable wind becoming west northwest 8 to 13 mph in the
morning. Winds could gust as high as 20 mph.
Saturday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 50.
Northwest wind 5 to 11 mph becoming east southeast after
midnight. Winds could gust as high as 20 mph.
Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 84. Light and variable
wind becoming west 5 to 10 mph in the morning.
Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 86.
Service for Sandy Boese
A memorial service for family and friends of Sandy
Boese will be held on Friday, June 19, 2020 at Bell Mortuary
in Glasgow, Montana at 4:00 PM. Memorials may be made to
Bell Mortuary.
It’s here
Fungus that causes WNS
found in eastern Montana
The Buzz reported a couple of weeks ago that bats
infected with white-nose sydrom were discovered in North
Dakota near the Montana border.
Samples taken from bridges in three eastern Montana
counties have tested positive for the fungus that causes
white-nose syndrome (WNS) in bats. The presence of
the fungus – Pseudogymnoascus destructans (Pd) – was
confirmed in Daniels, Richland and Fallon counties but does
not necessarily confirm the presence of the disease.
The samples were tested by the USGS National Wildlife
Health Center in Madison, WI. National Health Center and
Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks staff are closely monitoring
the situation and further testing will be conducted.
“We are disappointed but not at all surprised at this
finding,” said FWP’s Nongame Wildlife Management Bureau
Chief Lauri Hanauska-Brown. “As the fungus and this deadly
disease have moved across the states we knew it was only a
matter of time.”
Fish for free over
Father’s Day weekend
Whether you’re tying on a salmon fly or threading a
night crawler onto a hook, during Father’s Day weekend,
everyone in Montana can fish for free.
While this family-oriented opportunity allows anyone
to fish without a license on June 20-21, all other fishing rules
and regulations are in effect and must be followed.
FWP encourages all would-be anglers to be aware of
boating and water safety on Montana’s rivers and streams,
particularly this year as many rivers across the state are
still experiencing spring runoff and flood conditions.
Additionally, FWP reminds those with watercraft of any kind
to remember to stop at all AIS inspection stations.
For water and boating safety tips, click on the Recreation
tab at fwp.mt.gov and choose your activity. For specific
information on boating safety go to http://fwp.mt.gov/
recreation/safety/boating.
For more information on AIS, including to locate
your nearest inspection station, go to http://cleandraindry.
mt.gov/.
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June 19th and 9:00 a.m. on Saturday, June 20th. LOCATION 534 1ST
AVE N. (HWY 2 across from McDonald’s & next to the Methodist
Church. Marcia Fast Proprietor 263-7567
BUZZ
FOR SALE Will accept any reasonable offer for 3 older Anderson
windows. (1) 83” Wide by 64” High. (1) 75” Wide by 53” High. (1) 41”
Wide by 65” High. CALL CELL 263-1940 OR 228-9288
BUZZ
FORT PECK COMMUNITY GARAGE SALES: Saturday, June 20
starting at 8 am. Lots of houses participating, something for everyone!
BUZZ
THE TOWN OF FORT PECK is offering 120 acres of Hay Land to be
cut. For bid sheets contact the Fort Peck Town Office at (406) 526-3220.
Bids must be received at the Town Office by June 29, 2020 at 4:00 p.m.
BUZZ
COMING UP Saturday June 20. Tom & Dolores Matuska Moving &
Retirement Auction. Watch for details. GSI AUCTION SERVICE
BUZZ
APT. FOR RENT. 925 sf, 2 bdrm, 1 1/2 bth townhome apt. City of
Glasgow. Cozy. Good neighbors. Sm pets OK. Laundry room in unit.
$595/month. 360-750-6746
BUZZ
T&R TRUCKING Looking for a Porta Potty cleaner. 5-6 days per week
depending on the season. Wage depends on experience. CALL ROCKY
AT 228-8746 OR APPLY AT T&R TRUCKING
BUZZ
LOCAL DELIVERY DRIVERS WANTED full and part time positions.
Must be 21, driving experience required. Starts at $16. Email
msglasgowmt@gmail.com for questions and full information.
BUZZ
RENTAL ASSISTANT for apartments in Glasgow + other light duties.
PT as needed. Trustworthy and efficient. 360-750-6746
BUZZ
RUNDLE SUITES is on the hunt for a good maintenance man! STOP BY
AND TALK TO JON AT RUNDLE SUITES • DOWNTOWN GLASGOW
BUZZ
RUNDLE SUITES Any ambitious and energetic workers out there?
Rundle Suites is looking for those above the norm for housekeeping
and front desk and we love teachers! STOP BY AND TALK TO US AT
RUNDLE SUITES • DOWNTOWN GLASGOW
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for a new Dietary Director. The Director
is responsible for the Dietary Department, food and supply logistics and
resident dietary needs. If you have experience and are looking into a
long term career, please visit Valley View Home for an application. OUR
WAGE IS HIGHLY COMPETITIVE AND DEPENDS ON EXPERIENCE!
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for CNAs for day shift. High paid wage
for CNAs with long term care experience. We can train and certify
anyone who wants to become a CNA as well. PLEASE SWING BY
VALLEY VIEW HOME ADMIN OFFICE FOR AN APPLICATION AND
JOIN OUR TEAM!
BUZZ
HI-LINE HOME PROGRAMS, INC: Employer seeking Family Support
Specialist Assistant to assist families with efficient use of resources and
training programs for children with development disabilities. Applicant
needs a associate degree in human services field or a comparable
combination of education and relevant experience. Knowledge of
local and statewide services and common assessment tools is a plus.
Applicants must have the ability to maintain rapport with children and
entire family, teachers, and other professionals. Travel is required.
Must pass a background check. Fulltime position. $10-$15/hr, DOE.
CONTACT HI-LINE HOME PROGRAMS WITH FURTHER QUESTIONS
OR TO PICK UP AN APPLICATION. CLOSE DATE: 6-19-20
BUZZ
HI-LINE HOME PROGRAMS, INC: Employer seeking Family Support
Specialist to assist families with efficient use of resources and training
programs for children with development disabilities. Applicant needs a
bachelor’s degree in human services field or a comparable combination
of education and relevant experience. Knowledge of local and statewide
services and common assessment tools is a plus. Applicants must have
the ability to maintain rapport with children and entire family, teachers,
and other professionals. Travel is required. Must pass a background
check. Fulltime position. $13-$15/hr, DOE. CONTACT HI-LINE HOME
PROGRAMS WITH FURTHER QUESTIONS OR TO PICK UP AN
APPLICATION. CLOSE DATE: 6-19-20
BUZZ
FMDH POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT: Maintenance Mechanic Assistant
(2 positions open) Full-time, M – F. High School Diploma or GED. 1-year
plant or hospital maintenance experience preferred but not required. We
will provide all job specific training necessary. Maintaining the Buildings,
Grounds and Systems at FMDH. Looking for a vocation that makes a
difference in our community? We offer a great environment and good
benefits while working with wonderful people. Well consider working with
our team, we are looking for the right person to fill this open position, is
it you? General maintenance of systems and equipment responsibility
that ensures the safety and operation of the entire facility. Perform
general preventive maintenance and repair of mechanical, electrical and
electromechanical equipment. Organize and precipitate staff relocations
and space preparations. FMDH is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative
Action Employer. PLEASE CONTACT THE HR DEPARTMENT AT
(406) 228.3662 FOR MORE INFORMATION.
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DALE PLUMBING & HEATING OPENING: Customer Service. Cleaning
and organizing store, waiting on customers,answering phones, making
work orders, ordering, checking in inventory, pricing and putting
inventory away, pricing and making sales slips, processing returns and
credits, computer data entry, and various other office and clerical duties
as assigned. Benefits Health, Vision, Dental, 401K, Profit sharing, and
personal time. Salary: 12.00 - 14.00 per Hour. Hours: 40 hours per
week. Email job apps to dph@daleph.net or DROP OFF AT DALE
PLUMBING & HEATING
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COTTONWOOD INN POSITION AVAILABLE Front Desk Receptionist
Represent the hotel throughout all stages of the guest’s stay. Determine
guest’s reservation status and identify how long the guest will stay. Help
guests complete sign-in sheets and assign rooms, accommodating
special requests whenever possible. Place guest and room information
in the appropriate front desk rack. PLEASE APPLY AT COTTONWOOD
INN & SUITES
BUZZ
ELEVATOR OPERATIONS SPECIALIST Full time Monday-Friday 8-5,
weekends and overtime during peak business times. Excellent wages,
train bonus plus annual bonus. Health insurance, 401k and generous
vacation time. The Elevator Operations Specialist is responsible for
performing all operations functions relating to the Elevator, Control
Room, weighing/grading, housekeeping and rail loading activities.
Employee may also be responsible to assist in performing routine
maintenance of equipment. For a full job description or to apply, go to
www.bunge.com/job-search and click on Open Positions. WE ALSO
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Scottie Booster Club Awards Jeff Jurgens Memorial Scholarships
Six Valley County high-school graduates have received
Jeff Jurgens Memorial Scholarships to enable their studies at
colleges and universities.
The scholarships are awarded annually by the Scottie
Booster Club in memory of the late Jeff Jurgens, Glasgow
student and rabid sports fan whose namesake basketball
tournament, held annually in March, is the source of the
funds. While this year’s Jeff Jurgens Memorial Tournament
was cancelled due to coronavirus restrictions, the Scottie
Booster Club is awarding scholarships regardless.
“The mission of the Scottie Booster Club is to support
youth of the community, and we felt obligated to fulfill that
mission despite missing our year’s biggest fundraiser,” says
Mike Pehlke, president of the Booster Club. “Especially
this year, with so much disruption of their senior year in
high school, we are pleased to be able to support a class of
standout athletes and students as they continue their success
at the next level.”
In order to be eligible for the Jeff Jurgens scholarship,
students must have graduated from a Valley County school
and either played varsity basketball or are entering a medical
or health-related field of study. This year, the Booster Club
selected six scholarship recipients from Glasgow High
School, Nashua High School, Hinsdale High School, and
Lustre Christian High School.
Applicants’ athletic backgrounds are considered, along
with academic achievement and career plans, community
service, citizenship, and financial need.
Salomon Hansen – A 2020 graduate
of Glasgow High School, Hansen
participated in four different sports
as a Scottie, and played in the Jeff
Jurgens Memorial Tournament
for seven straight years. He was
selected for National Honor Society
and served as a Key Club member
and G Club officer. Hansen, the son
of Peggy and Steve Hansen, plans
to attend Montana State University in Bozeman starting this
fall.
Taylor Pederson – Another
2020 graduate of Glasgow High
School, Pederson intends to attend
Williston State College this fall. She
participated in four years each of
basketball, volleyball, and softball,
was a member of the National
Honor Society, Key Club, JMG, and
BPA. She also played for multiple
years in the Jeff Jurgens Memorial
Tournament on various Glasgow teams. Taylor is the
daughter of Marie and Duke Pederson.
Timothy Wageman – The son of
Annette and Gary Wageman, Tim
is a 2020 graduate of Glasgow High
School, where he played basketball
all four years and participated in
football, cross country, and track.
He also participated for seven
years in the JJMT. Wageman was
a member of the National Honor
Society, G Club, was a class officer
for four years, and has been a Cub and Boy Scout for 12
years. He plans to attend MSU-Bozeman to pursue a degree
in electrical engineering.
Megan Fast – A 2020 graduate
of Lustre Christian High School,
Fast plans to attend Bismarck State
College this fall to pursue a degree
in surgical technology. Fast played
basketball and volleyball for two
years, was a member of National
Honor Society, served as class officer
all four years at Lustre, and is active
in her church. She is the daughter of
Susan and Jared Fast of rural Frazer.
Elise Strommen – 2020 Hinsdale
High School graduate Elise
Strommen will attend Montana
State University this fall to pursue
a degree in business management.
The daughter of Amber and
Justin Strommen of Vandalia,
she participated in basketball,
volleyball, and track all four years
of high school, and also served as
a student council officer, participated in 4-H, FFA, H-Club,
and was a member of the National Honor Society. She also
played in the JJMT for a Hinsdale squad.
Cordell Younkin – Another 2020
Hinsdale High graduate, Younkin
plans to attend MSU-Northern this
fall to study welding. He played
Raiders basketball for four years,
and played football for four years
and ran track for two years. He also
participated in the JJMT for five years.
Younkin, the son of Kay Roub Younkin
and Jeff Younkin, was a member of
FFA, 4-H, and is active in St. Alberts Catholic Church.

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Wednesday, June 17
Remember Nancy in Roundup’s Letter To The Editor?
by Aaron Flint, Montana Talks
Given the news that has been playing out in Seattle over
the last several days, I had to re-rack this story we first shared
with you nearly one month ago.
I was chatting with some friends in Bozeman over the
weekend about this crazy story in Seattle, where radical
Leftists have now taken over a 6-7 block area of the city and
created an “autonomous zone.” We were talking about how
this is also an important story here in Montana due to the
“Seattleization” of cities like Bozeman and Missoula.
I told them how it reminded me of the folks who vote
for the left wing politicians in places like Seattle, and then
they want to move because the city becomes such a mess.
Yet, they move to Montana and vote for the same type of
politicians who created the mess in the place they came
from.
Nancy in Roundup’s letter to the editor, and the response
from the California transplant was a perfect case in point.
PRIOR POST from May 15, 2020: Nancy in Roundup’s
Letter to the Editor
Here’s my deal: if you want to move to Montana because
California or Seattle is a mess, don’t move to Montana and
vote for the same type of liberal politicians who screwed up
the city or state you just came from. In other words, don’t
bring the mess with you.
We always enjoy getting phone calls on the radio from
Nancy in Roundup, Montana. Earlier this week, Nancy
told us she wrote a letter to the editor of the newspaper in
Roundup, and that she got a little push back and criticism for
her letter complaining about “progressive” politicians and all
of the COVID-19 shutdowns and restrictions.
Here’s part of what Nancy had to say in her letter to the
Roundup Record-Tribune:
“Just as I thought, the Progressive Liberal party is using
Wuhan virus to control and take more freedoms away from
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we Americans. We now hear the word “ALLOW” more each
day... Progressives saw how easily we gave in this time....so
what will hold them back the next time?”
That prompted a response from Connie in Roundup,
a self-described transplant who just moved here last year
from California. Connie apparently took issue with Nancy’s
complaints about progressives. Connie (the woman who
apparently just moved here from California) told Nancy (the
woman who has lived in Roundup for at least 25 years) that
if she doesn’t like it, she should move somewhere else.
Here’s an excerpt from Connie’s response:
“My husband and I just moved here in 2019 from
California and rather for us to complain about the cost
of living, laws, Governor, water issues and new laws and
regulations coming into place, we decided we did not want
to live in that environment any more or be a part of. And
relocating is not that difficult to do! Just takes determination
to relocate! My suggestion is for you to find another country,
state, city or community and move on if you are so miserable
here with everything!”
I don’t mean to pick on Connie, I’m sure she is a nice
enough person. But I do find it very interesting that many
Californians, instead of fixing the mess there, will instead
move elsewhere and vote for the same type of liberal
politicians who screwed up these other cities and states in
the first place.
Feeling overwhelmed?
Moving to Prairie Ridge,
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Let us help.
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 Thanks for Listening
An America
Without Police
New York City Mayor Bill “No Cajones”
de Blasio has caved in to the mob of
malcontent’s who are mostly Obama, Schiff,
Schumer, Biden, Pelosi, Soros disciples, and made the
decision to defund a portion of his 40,000 or so police force’s
yearly budget and give the money to “Communities of Color.”
His words...not mine! He thinks that by building more youth
centers and having more public services in those areas will put a
band-aid on all the turmoil now happening in his city.
It won’t help, Bill. Do some research. It will not cause all
black people to walk hand-in-hand with all white folks. It will
not heal the rift between blacks and other minorities between
them and the police.
In de Blasio’s city a single mother is eligible for $35,000
yearly in welfare benefits. Then, put housing, medical, food
stamps, child care (if the mom has a menial job) and $686 per
month per child to the mix and that amounts to quite a bundle,
especially taken that most minority black single mothers have
on average 3.6 children. America’s black population accounts
for about 68% of all welfare money being doled out.
The mayor’s office has yet declined to set a dollar figure
on how much will be taken from the $5.6 billion annual police
budget. That’s right folks....Five and a half billion bucks to run a
city of 8.3 million folks. That figure tallies out to be about 26,404
people per square mile! For you farm and ranch folks that
means that every section of land here would house about 27,000
people! 42% white, 29.1% Hispanic, 24.3% black or African
American along with 26,403 Native Americans. Fastest growing
demographic in New York City? Muslim.
So how many cop jobs are going to be taken off the rolls?
How many cop cars will be eliminated for motor patrol police
and first responders? Will the crime rate escalate?
And most importantly how much good will more youth
centers and more public services like clinics and public defender
offices do over-all? If you look at statistics from way back in
1968 (Rodney King era) you could make the whole of New York
City a youth center with a million or so public defenders and a
thousand or more clinics and nothing will change!
How many black gangs are there in New York City? How
many Hispanic gangs? How many Asian gangs?
Of course there was the Italian Mafia and the Irish Mob
back in the 20th century killing mostly, each other. Then in
the 1970 there was the the Black Spades again mostly fighting
and killing other black folks. In the 1980’s the Bloods and Crips
became bloody and dominant along with MS-13 who battled
the Latin Kings in the 80’s for control of Rikers Island. And one
mustn’t forget the Chinese gangs (Tongs) of today, the Ghost
Clouds and the Shadow Dragons.
How to police all the gang activity with diminished dollars
and personnel while the Mayor is playing political-correct
politics. Just like tossing gasoline on the flames. Tossing more
money at the problem and not getting “less bang for your buck”
(pun intended) seems to be the hole-in-the-bucket solution for
everything.
The solution to eliminating crime is for de Blasio to start
enforcing, with gusto I might add, all the laws that are on the
books today and not cutting sentencing guidelines like they
are doing today. Reinstate the three strikes nation-wide. And
this comes directly from one who knows about criminals and
sentencing. There are enough laws on the books but not enough
judges and prosecutors who want to do something about
enforcing them. And.... let the cops do their work. You have
them handcuffed and muted and scared to make a move for fear
of political retribution.
And punish the cops who do wrong such as the present
mess we are experiencing. And ferret-out the ones who are
fueling the riot/peaceful protest antagonizers and organizers.
You know who they are....go after them, find the evidence and
jail the seditious, treasonous un-American busterds.
Friends, what is happening to our country? It all hinges on
the fact that a nobody like Donald J. Trump beat a person who
thinks she is above the law in many instances. A person who
can’t seem to tell the truth about most anything and a person
who hung our embassy in Benghazi out to dry. All you “Not
My President” and “Trump Haters” liberals who are trying their
level beast to turn America into a third world country take heed
to my words. If you succeed you are not going to like the end
result. Better rethink your political affiliation and get behind the
one man who can turn this country around and Make America
Great Again! You know who I mean.
That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
~ Virgil Vaupel
P.S. To Ilhan Omar; you wanted Minneapolis to be more like
Mogadishu....well “deary” you got your wish. The people of
Minnesota should rethink their choice in the upcoming election!
Think about the bottom line here friends before you make
up your mind about voting democrat in the upcoming election.
The democrats and the Dark Agenda people are at fault for all
this chaos.
That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
~ Virgil Vaupel
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One day this lady

got bitten by a rabid
dog, so she went to the
hospital. The doctor told
her that it was a terrible
and severe bite so he
suggested that she’d
write a will. So she did
and just kept writing
and writing and writing.
After a long while,
the doctor came back
while she was still
writing.
He asked her, “Wow,
that’s a rather long will!.”
She responded, “No
it’s not a will, it’s a list of
people I’m gonna bite.”