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The Glasgow Wrestling Camp was held the past three days, in Montana some day, he was spot on, as only a handful of
and the girls were excited to have the Glasgow Wresting girls attended when he first brought his daughter Hania to
Facility this year. Said Chip Halverson, who predicted a attend. Wait until you see how many attended in 2023 in
few years back that girls’ wrestling was going to get huge next week’s Buzz. Glasgow Camp not concluded yet!

Fun, fun, fun, Robert’s Run Is This Saturday

Please join us to Remember
Robert and raise money for the
Play Like Robert Foundation which
provides resources to make an impact
on our children’s lives and our local
communities (including Glasgow).
The Leonardi and Yoakam
families appreciate you all continuing
to remember our sweet, active Robert.
(Robert was the son of Phil and Alyce
(Yoakam) Leonardi and grandson of
Mark & Joy Yoakam)
Robert’s Run is the big fundraiser
for the Play Like Robert Foundation
which has contributed so much to
children in the Hamilton area and
Glasgow, too.
Come join us on August 5th@
at 9 a.m. at the Glasgow Track. Get
Registered online at Click “Virtual
Race” or “Play Like Robert”
If you’re not able to register, but
would like to join us anyway- you are
welcome to! We will have a donation
jar for Play Like Robert Foundation.
Share, share, share away! Last
year was so much fun! Cornhole,
spikeball, kickball, Kubb, jumping,
running, just fun!
It should be a nice morning to
gather with friends and family and be
active and grateful for each other.
Want to know more about
Robert and the Foundation created in
his loving memory?
https://www.playlikerobert.org/
 Monsoonal precip
DID hit
southeast
Montana!
Today: A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms
after 5pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 95. Southeast
wind 11 to 14 mph.
Tonight: A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms
before 9pm, then a slight chance of showers and
thunderstorms after 1am. Widespread haze between 10pm
and midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 65. East
wind 6 to 14 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
Friday: A chance of showers, with thunderstorms also
possible after 9am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 87. East
wind 6 to 13 mph. Chance of precipitation is 40%.
Friday Night: A 30 percent chance of showers and
thunderstorms, mainly before midnight. Mostly cloudy, with
a low around 60. East wind 7 to 14 mph becoming north
after midnight.
Saturday: A 20 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy,
with a high near 84. North northeast wind 9 to 13 mph, with
gusts as high as 18 mph.
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 57. North
northeast wind 6 to 14 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph.
Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 82. North wind 6 to
10 mph.
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 55. North
wind 7 to 10 mph becoming east northeast after midnight.
Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 85. North wind 7 to
9 mph becoming west in the morning.
Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 57. North
northwest wind around 9 mph becoming southeast after
midnight.
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 84.
Wednesday:Partly sunny, with a high near 81.
Reel Life Wisdom
“I have come to the conclusion that one useless
man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law
firm, and that three or more become a Congress.”~
William Dainiels in 1776 (1971)
Our southeastern Montana friends
could see some August flooding
• The ground is currently moist or saturated in
portions of the watch area after up to 2.5” of
rain fell Thursday, meaning an increase in
runoff potential.
• A moderate risk of excessive rainfall (greater
than 40% chance) is in place today and tonight
across portions of Prairie, Dawson and Wibaux
counties.
• The watch area has a 40-60% of at least 1” of
rainfall and a 20-40% chance of at least 2” of
rainfall today through Saturday afternoon.
• Lesser slight (15-40%) and marginal (5-15%)
excessive rainfall risks extend northwest from
there up to the Missouri River.
• Large variations in rainfall amounts are
expected with embedded slow-moving
thunderstorms producing locally heavy
downpours.
• Heavy rain will bring a risk of flash flooding,
causing gumbo and gravel roads to be nearly
impassable in some areas.
• Showers and thunderstorms on Saturday will
be more confined to the watch area, with little
to none north of the Missouri River.
McColly headed to China
By Mike Brandt
Hinsdale athlete Kaitlyn McColly has put her
name in the record book at Dickinson State University.
Last spring she became the first female athlete to win
the NAIA heptathlon national championship.
Now McColly is seeing some some country on
the other side of the globe as she has been selected to
represent the United States at the FISU World University
Games in Chengdu, China this week
McColly, who won the heptathlon last May, is an
incoming junior at DSU. She is competing for her country
across three days at the games, which is sanctioned by
the International University Sports Federation.
The games are staged every two years in a different city.
McColly matched her PR in the 100 hurdles with a
time of 14.36. In the high jump she finished with a height
of 1.59m. She wasn’t able to clear1.62 — her PR is 1.60.
She will compete in the Shotput and 200m today at 4:00
Montana time and is available on the FISU’s website.
 BUZZIFIEDS
GARAGE SALE Saturday, August 5th 8am-? Variety of Stuff. ALLEY’S
PALACE, 407 1ST AVE S
BUZZ
YARD SALE Saturday, August 5th, 9am-1pm: lots of girl’s clothes, infant
up to youth 10/12, women’s clothes, shoes, books, toys, movies, kitchen
appliances, home decor and more. 316 2ND AVE N
BUZZ
FARMERS MARKET Saturday, August 5th, 8-3,(Heritage Park). Zucchini,
green beans, cabbage, new potatoes, onions, beets, cucumbers, rhubarb ,
kohlrabi, broccoli, a few tomatoes, jams and jellies, fresh banana, zucchini,
& pumpkin bread, doughnuts, turnovers, cookies, caramel rolls, wheat and
white bread, plus more. THANKS FOR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL
FARMERS MARKET. See you Saturday!!
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY SENIOR CITIZENS have cancelled their monthly
breakfast on August 5, 2023
BUZZ
FOR RENT 3 bedroom, 1 bath condo in St. Marie. Single car garage,
washer & dryer hookups. Tenant pays gas, electric & water. $600/mo. CALL
HELLAND AGENCY 406-228-2114. hellandagencyinc.com
BUZZ
SPACIOUS APT. FOR RENT: 2 bed, 1½ bath 950 sq. ft. Laundry room, A/C.
QUIET, City of Glasgow. Small pets considered. $750/mo. 360-750-6746
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for a new full time Activities Aide to work
with our residents on daily activities and outings. As an Aide you will be
joining a unique and awesome department that works like a family while
working with you on building your schedule. PLEASE VISIT VALLEY VIEW
HOME FOR AN APPLICATION
BUZZ
COTTONWOOD INN has an opening for a Full or Part Time Housekeeper/
Laundry. Respond promptly to requests from guests and other departments.
Identify and report preventative or other maintenance issues in public
areas or guest rooms. Maintain guestrooms, working areas, and the hotel
premises in general in a clean and orderly manner. Varied shifts, starting
wage is $15. APPLY AT COTTONWOOD INN
BUZZ
TOODIE’S CAFE is NOW HIRING Part-time kitchen help. Duties include
food prep, light cooking, & some dishwashing. No experience necessary.
Looking for someone reliable with a positive attitude, willing to learn. The
shift is typically 8am-1:30pm Wed-Sun. TO SET UP AN INTERVIEW
CONTACT US AT toodiescafemt@gmail.com
BUZZ
HELP WANTED 2 part time high school or college persons to clean and
organize yard and outbuildings near Fort Peck. Starting at $15 per hour if
you are a good worker will increase to $20 per hour. CALL 406-230-0710
BUZZ
POSITION AVAILABLE: Tractor Mower Operator for Valley County Road
Department. Full time seasonal position. FOR APPLICATIONS CONTACT
MIKE CARNEY 406-653-1720 OR PICK UP AT VALLEY COUNTY SHOP
BUZZ
PARAPROFESSIONAL OPENING Hinsdale Public School is looking for an
energetic, hardworking, caring individual to become part of our elementary
team. The individual should have experience working with younger children,
be a team player, and be willing to learn. If this opportunity interests you please
fill out an application or contact Superintendent Adam Zopp for more
information at superintendent@hinsdale.k12.mt.us or 406-364-2314.
BUZZ
GLASGOW SCHOOLS JOBS: GHS Paraprofessional Aide: Wage
$13.74–15.67. (DOE)-full benefits. Route Bus Drivers- $23.01 - $28.02/
hr. (DOE). Substitutes needed in all areas. For more information and to
apply go to: www.glasgow.k12.mt.us and click on employment tab. FOR
QUESTIONS CALL 406-228-2406. (EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER)
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for a full time Dietary Aide to support our
amazing kitchen providing restaurant style customer service to our amazing
residents. Our starting wage is very competitive and scaled depending on
experience. PLEASE VISIT VALLEY VIEW HOME AND PICK UP AN
APPLICATION IF INTERESTED!
BUZZ
PTK SERVICES Contractor for FedEx is looking for Drivers. 1 year
experience. Must be 21. CALL (406) 261-0105
BUZZ
THE HOUSING AUTHORITY OF GLASGOW is looking for a casual part-
time Office Assistant. Pay starting at $15 an hour. Duties include but are not
limited to answering phones, documentation, organizing and QuickBooks/
Excel. PLEASE EITHER SUBMIT A GENERIC APPLICATION OR PRINT
ONE OFF ON OUR WEBSITE: housingauthorityofglasgow.com
BUZZ
GLASGOW FLOWER AND GIFT is seeking a front-end retail clerk. Must
have good customer service skills, phone skills and write legibly. MUST be
able to work around holidays. PLEASE STOP BY THE FLOWER SHOP
FOR MORE DETAILED JOB INFORMATION AND APPLICATION.
BUZZ
THE GATEWAY is looking to hire 2 permanent PT employees. Food Prep
- will be responsible for food prep. for food service, including but not limited
to; cutting & slicing fresh fruits & vegetables, fillet fish. will work directly with
chef on what products need to be prepared for the day. Hours Thurs., Fri., &
Sat. 9am-2pm. Competitive wage & tip share program. Wage DOE. Salad/
Pizza Maker - This person will work dinner service to facilitate the kitchen
& servers with salads and pizza making. Hours will be Friday, Saturday
and Sunday 3pm-10pm. Competitive wage & tip share program. Wage
DOE. Servers/Bartenders - This person is responsible for a quality guest
experience, making cocktails, pouring beer, serving cocktails, handling
money, counting tills, casino cash out, etc. Competitive wage and great
tips. APPLY AT THE GATEWAY • 406-526-3557
BUZZ
HI-LINE HOME PROGRAMS is hiring a Visitation Supervisor. Hours are
flexible, position can be full-time or part-time. Computer knowledge required.
Wages start at $13.50 depending on experience. Drivers license required.
Benefits include insurance stipend, vacation, sick leave, paid holidays and
retirement plan. CONTACT SHEILA OR CHERYL AT 406-228-9431
BUZZ
HELP WANTED 2 part time high school or college age persons to clean
and organize yard and outbuildings and construct a new deck near Fort
Peck. CALL 406-230-0710
BUZZ
D&G SPORTS & WESTERN: 3 positions available. Sales Clerk in clothing
department full or part time. Clothing Manager in clothing department.
Sporting Goods Sales Clerk. $14-20/hr. DOE. APPLY AT D&G SPORTS
& WESTERN. ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CALL (406) 228-9363
BUZZ
MILK RIVER, INC Has positions open for Day Shift and Night Shift. APPLY
AT MILK RIVER INC. 406-228-8412
BUZZ
THOMPSON & SONS Looking to hire a Mechanic. Pay is competitive,
wages DOE. PICK UP APPLICATION AT THE SHOP OR CALL 406-
228-4801
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for CNAs for day shift. High paid wage
for CNAs with long term care experience. We can train and certify anyone
who wants to become a CNA as well. Starting wage for trainees is $15.00
hourly. PLEASE SWING BY VALLEY VIEW HOME ADMIN OFFICE FOR
AN APPLICATION AND JOIN OUR TEAM!
 CHARMING GLASGOW HOME FOR SALE
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The Untouchables
Breezing through the season going undefeated in the Kyle Barras, Joel Smith, Riley Smith, Evan Guenther,
Glasgow Rec Department’s co-ed softball league was TJ Synan, Kyle Stein, and Brian Burelson; (bottom row)
5th Avenue Pharmacy, defeating Taylor Storage 22-10 Cody Odom, Nyah Deryke, Shay Piedalue, Ashlee
for the tournament title. Your champs are, (top row) Meland, and Tyana Synan.
2023 CO-ED SOFTBALL TOURNAMENT SCORES
WEDNESDAY, JULY 26TH & AUGUST 2ND, 2023
Game #1 - Dinks def. Alley’s Palace 26-10
Game #2 - 5th Ave. Pharmacy def. Dinks 31-8
Montana Bar
“The beers may not be free, but theyʼre cold”
Game #3 - Taylor Storage def. Northern Prairie
Auto 16-6
CHAMPIONSHIP - 5th Ave. Pharmacy def. Taylor
Storage 22-10
Final League Standings
5th Ave Pharmacy 14-0 J - J RODEO STOCK
Northern Prairie Auto 9-5
Taylor Storage 9-5
AUCTIONEER JAKE NEWTON
Dinks 7-7
TUESDAY, AUGUST 8 &
Alley’s Palace 3-11 WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 9
Milk River Beavers 0-14 3:00 PM
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R O C K D E E H O US E
IT’S CRAZY DAYS
DUELING AT ROBYN’S NEST!!!
FRIDAY, AUGUST 4 • 9-5:30

PIANOS
R O C K - N - R O LL I N TER A C TI V E S H O W
SATURDAY, AUGUST 4 • 9-3
GREAT DEALS STOREWIDE!
50% OFF Clothing! 501 1st Ave. S
406-228-4646
50% OFF Floral & Planters!
+ WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31ST 30% OFF Mirrors & Clocks!
+ 7:00 - 10:00 PM *********************** Check out our
+ DOORS OPEN AT 6:30 PM SALE TABLES… Facebook &
+ COTTONWOOD INN Themed grab bags! Instagram
PURHCASE TICKETS AT VALCOPOOL.COM, *********************** Bridal Registry
Last week the Hen House
AT GLASGOW REC DEPT, OR AT THE DOOR will be open for the year! Alexander & Bergtoll
T I C K E T C O S T : $25 T I C K E T C O S T : $30 August 5, 2023
through August 27th August 28th Get your deals while you can! Christensen & Oska
Hope to see you there! August 12, 2023

Three women injured on Jefferson River, and it wasn’t a honey badger!

CARDWELL – Three women were
injured by an OTTER Wednesday
evening while floating on the
Jefferson River.
About 8:15 p.m., the three
women were floating on inner
tubes about 3 miles upstream from
Sappington Bridge when they
observed one or two otters. An otter
approached and attacked them. The
women got out of the water, and the
otter swam away.
The women then called 911,
and several agencies responded,
including Montana Highway Patrol,
Jefferson County Sheriff ’s Office,
Jefferson Valley Ambulance, and
Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks, Life
Flight and a local landowner.
All three women were injured
during the encounter and received
medical treatment in Bozeman. One
of them, whose injuries were more
serious, was taken to the hospital in
a helicopter.
FWP staff have posted signs
at several fishing access sites in the
area advising recreationists of otter
activity. No further management
action is planned at this time.
While attacks from otters
are rare, otters can be protective
of themselves and their young,
especially at close distances. They
give birth to their young in April and
can later be seen with their young
in the water during the summer.
They may also be protective of food
resources, especially when those
resources are scarce. Otters are
members of the weasel family.
FWP advises recreationists
to keep a wide distance, giving all
wildlife plenty of space. In drought
conditions, low water levels can
bring recreationists closer to water-
dwelling wildlife. Being aware and
keeping your distance can help
avoid dangerous encounters, reduce
stress for wildlife, and promote
healthy animal behavior. If you are
attacked by an otter, fight back, get
away and out of the water, and seek
medical attention.

SAVE THE DATE FOR THE 5TH ANNUAL

Friday & Saturday
September 8 & 9
Glasgow Elks Lodge
$1,4OO ADDED PURSE
100% PAYBACK
of all Entry Fees • $25 per Category to Enter
Must Enter 4 Main Categories
for Grand Prize: Chicken, Pork Ribs,
Pulled Pork, and Beef Brisket
WILD CARD MEAT CATEGORY
CAlcutta SEPARATE CHANCE TO WIN
Friday Night Winner Take All

GET SIGNED UP NOW, DEADLINE TO ENTER IS

SEPTEMBER 1
forms can be picked up at the Elks Wed. from 4-10 PM,
go to Elks Facebook Page, Call 406-228-2233
& Leave a message, or Email elks1922@nemont.net NMLS #409700
 Feeling overwhelmed?
Moving to Prairie Ridge, The
Manor, or Valley View?
LET US HELP.
Helping Senior Adults with their move
RATES:
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$200/hr: Moving from home to Prairie Ridge,
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$250/hr: Moving from home to a different house
Call Shawn Beard • 230-1025

The Drug Cartels Are in Bozeman, Public Meeting Soon

By Aaron Flint, Montana Talks The event is free. RSVP to rflynnbelgrade(at)gmail.
“Drug Cartels are in Bozeman. How many of com
them? Why is Fentanyl so out of control in OUR For those who saw our story earlier this year, we
area??!! This is the perfect time to meet & hear from asked the top DEA agent in Montana about the cartels
our TOP DEA Agent in Montana!! Information w/ and their presence in the Gallatin Valley. Here’s part of
Questions Answered!” our chat from back in April:
That was the notice sent out by Rene Flynn in the Aaron Flint: “We had caller a while back. They
Gallatin Valley. heard you speak and you said- hey, Bozeman, it’s
We all know that the Mexican Drug Cartels are coming your way too this Fentanyl crisis and crime
now taking an increased focus on the Gallatin Valley- increase and more.”
especially with the cocaine being trafficked up to the big
Stacy Zinn-Brittain (DEA): “Bozeman is a
money Big Sky area. But what are some warning signs to different animal because we have a cocaine pipeline
look for? If you see something, what is the best way to going through that area, and we have two cartels that are
say something? sitting up in that general region. Bozeman is being hit
Rene put together a great public meeting coming with that product because cocaine is a rich man’s drug.
up soon. Stacy Zinn-Brittain, the top Drug Enforcement So we still see high profits being made off that drug. So
Administration agent in Montana, will be speaking and you see cocaine going through Big Sky ending up in the
will also be fielding questions from the crowd. She has Bozeman area. Of course, you have the psychedelic drugs
an incredible background. too because of the colleges down there. So Bozeman has
SATURDAY, AUGUST 19TH 10am to NOON got their fair share of drug activity in that area...”
BOZEMAN PUBLIC SAFETY CENTER Aaron Flint: “And the cartels are seeing an
901 N. ROUSE AVENUE BOZEMAN increased focus there as well. All the wealthy folks
(by Fairgrounds & Baseball field, enter from Rouse into flying in and out fueling the cocaine- the cartels see an
Large Parking Lot) opportunity. Wow.”

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For the last time...

We asked if any car buffs out there could give us a the means to fulfil Hillman’s next ambition, to become
few details about the classic Newton Motors photo. a car producer. Hillman had moved into Abingdon
Sid Rice, with a bit of help from Bob Potter, delivered. House in Stoke Aldermoor near Coventry and decided
From left to right: 1954 Cadilac, 1954 Chrevolet, a that a sensible plan would be to set up a car factory
1958 Hillman, 1953 Ford, and a 1957 “Piece of shi... in its grounds. In 1907 Hillman-Coatalen was founded
International. That piece of shi... International was the by William Hillman with the Breton Louis Coatalen as
one Sid wasn’t sure of, and Bob informed him it was designer and chief engineer. They launched the 24HP
a 1957. And notice the D&G Sports sign above the Hillman-Coatalen, which was entered into that year’s
Caddy? Tourist Trophy. The car was put out of the race by a
About the Hillman, it was a British automobile marque crash, but it had made a splash. Coatalen left in 1909
created by the Hillman-Coatalen Company, founded to join Sunbeam and the company was re-registered
in 1907, renamed the Hillman Motor Car Company as the Hillman Motor Car Company in 1910. Chrysler
in 1910. In 1857 Josiah Turner and James Starley Chrysler had assumed complete control by 1967.
formed the Coventry Sewing Machine Company,[1]
and recruited skilled engineers from the London area
to join them, one of whom was William Hillman. In 1869
the firm changed its name to the Coventry Machinists
Company, and like many other manufacturers in the
area embarked on producing velocipedes. In 1870
Hillman and Starley patented a new bicycle called the
“Ariel” and by 1885 Hillman was a partner of the bicycle
manufacturer Hillman Herbert and Cooper, producing
a bicycle called the Kangaroo. Hillman’s new company
soon established itself, and before the turn of the 20th
century, Hillman was a millionaire. With wealth came
The FORE the Kids Cup Tournament Directors and Committee
Members want to thank everyone that came out to play and
support the FORE the Kids Cup Golf Scholarship Fundraiser!
Without players and donors like you giving hole prizes or
monetary donations, this scholarship would not be possible!
We have been able to award $10,000 in Scholarships to local
Scottie Golfers because of YOU!!
We are proud to see this tournament grow, keep it up!!
Thank you
Robyn’s Nest • 5th Ave Pharmacy • Sugg Primary Care Clinic
Loaded Toad • D & G Sports & Western • Valley Builders
Thistle & Thread • Markle’s • Middle of Nowhere Music Fest
Scottie Express Carwash • Nemont Telephone
THIS YEAR 11 KIDS PLAYED!!
Back Row (l to r): Riley Smith, Mia Peterson, Jack Morehouse, Hank Hopstad, DC Flaten, Jace Scribner, Lyn Cook
Sunnyside Golf & Country Club • Partly Cloudy, LLC Front Row (l to r):Allie Palm, Jaxson Kemp, Cam Scribner, Aiden Aune

BOY SCOUT
FOOD BOOTH
WILL BE OPEN
AUGUST 5
FROM 4-10 PM
for the Jackyl Concert
and
AUGUST 8 - 12
for the NEMT Fair
Come get your Fry Bread!

AUGUST 2 - 8, 2023
Family Pack Boneless Skinless
CHICKEN BREASTS .................... $1.79 lb
Bone-In Pork
BOSTON BUTT ROAST ................ $2.49 lb
Jennie-O 16 oz. pkg. 93% Lean 7% Fat
GROUND TURKEYS ................... $4.99 ea
Cloverdale 16 oz. Select Varieties
BACON .................................... $5.99 ea
Kevin’s Natural Foods 16 oz. Select Varieties
ENTREES...................................$7.99 ea
Jimmy Dean 16 oz. Select Varieties
BREAKFAST SAUSAGE ............... $4.99 ea
Daily’s 16 oz. Select Varieties
BACON .................................... $4.99 ea
Oscar Mayer 1 lb. pkg.
HOT DOGS ............................... $2.99 ea
El Monterey 18-21 ct. Select Varieties
TAQUITOS .................................$7.99 ea
Sargento 3 ct. Select Varieties
BALANCED BREAKS .....BUY 2 GET 1 FREE
Oscar Mayer 3.3 oz. Nat. or 8.9-10.7 oz. Sel . Var.
LUNCHABLES ......$1.99 ea w/ 4 or more
 MONDAY
Friday Funnies by SOUPS: Broccoli Cheese∙ Chili
SPECIALS:
Two elderly ladies meet at the 53999
Hwy 2 W
Ugly Burger
launderette after not seeing one 1/2 Chef Salad
another for some time. After inquiring Lock & Key Service
about each other’s health, one asked
how the other’s husband was doing.
GLENN’S
AUTO REPAIR &
Dine at the “O”

“Oh! Ted died last week. He went WRECKER SERVICE

Call 228-2715 or 263-1249 228-8006
out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a
heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the
middle of the vegetable patch!”
“Oh dear! I’m so very sorry,” replied her friend.
“What did you do?”
“Opened a can of peas instead.”

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry

store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at
his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special
ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought
out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I
want something very special.”
At that Statement, the jeweler went to his special
stock and brought another ring over.
“Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler
said. The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body
trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.”
The jeweler asked how payment would be made
and the old man stated, by check.
“I know you need to make sure my check is good,
so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday
to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday
afternoon,” he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned
the old man. “There’s no money in that account.”
“I know,” said the old man, “but can you imagine
the weekend I had?”