“I think you’re my compiler.

My life
wouldn’t start without you.”

“Can you be my private variable? I want to

be the only one with access to you.”

“Baby, you overclock my processor.”

“My love for you cannot be measured with

an int, not with a long, and not even with
an array. It is out of bounds and infinite.”

“You are my loop condition. I keep coming

back to you.”

“You are my methods. I am nothing

without you.”

“You are my API. I want to know

everything about you.”

“You are my superclass: you define what I

can do.”
“You are my semicolon; always present in
everything I do.”

“You are my initializer: without you, my

life would point to nothing (null).”

“You are my increment operator. You

make my value increase.”

“Hi.. try me, I wont throw you any

exceptions.
You look like an exception, would love to
try and catch you.”

“My love for you is a constant variable:

unupdatable and unchangeable.”
“You are my loop condition. I keep coming
back to you.”

“Buti pa ang string, nag-mamatch.”

“Buti pa ang data type, may value.”

“Magmahal kayo ng IT Student. Variable
nga binibigyan niya ng value, relasyon niyo
pa kaya?”

“Lahat nga ng programming language

napag aaralan mo eh, pag aralin mo rin
kaya akong mahalin?”

“Query nga na ayaw gumana nagagawan mo

ng paraan eh, pag ibig niyo pa kaya na
nasira?”

“Ang pag ibig ay parang pag pprogram,

kahit na mahirap, patuloy patuloy kang
magpupursigi para lang maparun mo ito ng
maayos.”

“Nireturn mo nga, null naman ang value.

Parang pag- ibig, madalas, ibinabalik mo
nga lahat pero kulang na kulang parin.”

“Ikaw ang halimbawa ng tao na else {},

Pinupuntahan ka lang pag no choice na
sila.”
 “Ang relasyon niyo ay parang SWITCH.
Kahit anong haba at laki ng effort ang
ginawa mo, sa BREAK din ang bagsak
niyan.”

“Ginagawa mo lang akong METHOD eh.

Tinatawag mo lang ako kapag may
kailangan ka.”

“Yung girlfriend niya, parang INT. Hindi

mabilang.”

“Ang relasyon niyo ay parang FLOATING

POINT. Its either mag FLOAT lang siya
sayo or i-DOUBLE ka niya!”

“Ang pagmamahal niya sayo ay parang pag

gawa ng isang detailed program, hindi
gagana kapag walang STRING.”

“Ang Love, parang Algorithms yan, kahit

na step by step ung pag gawa mo ng code,
kung may kulang din naman na syntax,
hindi rin ito gagana.”
“Ang Programming ay parang Love, akala
mo sa una madali, pero habang patagal ng
patagal, pahirap na ng pahirap.”

“Ang pagmamahal niya sayo ay parang isang

program, nag lalagay lang siya ng semicolon
kapag tapos na siya.”