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1. Introduction 1
Boko Haram: A primer 6
Historical and cultural frameworks 16
The lands and people of the southern
Lake Chad Basin 20
The weight of history in Africa 24
A note about terminology 27
2. Deep time, modern consequences 29
Canoes and the Green Sahara 31
Refugee encounters 34
Difference and assimilation 37
The dynamics of difference 39
Archaeological correlates 41
The spread of iron and politics 43
Deep histories in the Lake Chad
Basin 50
3. Frontiers: Mountains and plains 53
Dichotomies of place 55
C o n ten ts
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INTRODUCTION
Westerners often assume that the lands of Boko Haram are remote
and inaccessible, but getting to that part of Africa is actually fairly
straightforward, in good times at least. Perhaps the easiest route
starts with an Air France flight from Paris to Yaoundé, the capital of
Cameroon, down in the forests in the south of the country. Those
flights usually arrive late in the afternoon, so the next day a traveler
would board the ninety-minute Cameroon Airlines flight for Maroua,
the political and commercial center of Extreme North Province,
about 135 miles (220 kilometers) south of Lake Chad and close to
the Nigerian border. From there, they would need to hire a car and a
driver from one of the local tour operators, taking the road out of town
toward the Mandara Mountains, sprawling low on the horizon to the
west. The road is paved, albeit badly, and the drive to the interna-
tional border usually takes about four hours—or it did, at least, before
terrorism and violence intervened.
In the plains that stretch between Maroua and the mountains, the
highway winds through bustling villages surrounded by fields of sor-
ghum and cotton, the roads crowded with farmers and travelers and
made hazardous by potholes and some of the most stubborn donkeys
on Earth. The twisting ascent up into the Mandara Mountains starts
at the village of Mokong, close to a UN camp for refugees from the
conflict with Boko Haram called Minawao that now holds about sixty
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Figure 1.1: The Nigerian Mandara Mountains, from just beyond Itéré
in Cameroon
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in 2011, I led field crews through this part of Cameroon searching for
archaeological sites, and we were welcomed in the same villages that
now endure attacks by Boko Haram raiders and suicide bombers.
This is a book about the lands of Boko Haram, the territory south
of Lake Chad in Central Africa that has suffered under the terror
inflicted by that organization. In it, I will focus on the parts of this
region that I know best, the country between Lake Chad itself and
the Mandara Mountains to the south where I have worked for more
than thirty years. This is the area where Boko Haram’s control over
territory has gone on the longest, and it includes parts of northeast-
ern Nigeria, northern Cameroon, and western Chad (figure 1.2). This
book is not a comprehensive history of the Boko Haram insurgency
itself or of the political processes that gave rise to it in Nigeria and
around the Lake Chad Basin. Nor does it focus on the religious
background or ideology of what is usually understood in the West
as an Islamist insurgency. Religion is certainly a central element in
any comprehensive understanding of Boko Haram, and other texts
provide readers with crucial information on that aspect of this insur-
gency.1 However, any large-scale social movement—and that includes
terrorist movements—will probably engage many different motiva-
tions, some of which will be more or less salient in different circum-
stances. There are ways of thinking about Boko Haram that I do not
often see covered by Western media and that I think help us to better
understand this modern insurgency, the activities of its members, and
perhaps even its future in the region.
In this book, we will examine Boko Haram by looking at the histor-
ical processes that brought this terrorist organization into being, and
particularly by looking at the extraordinary human landscapes where
it originated and where it still operates today. It is most importantly
a book about the people who live in the lands of Boko Haram and
the historical contexts of their lives—the centuries and millennia of
human experience that have marked this area and molded its popula-
tions. The history of this region has been marked by horrific violence,
ingenious adaptation, and fierce resistance to outside control, and
memories of that history still affect how local people understand the
scourge of terrorism that Boko Haram has brought to the lands around
Lake Chad. I will argue that one productive way of understanding
Boko Haram is as the latest expression of a set of social phenomena
Figure 1.2: Map of the southern Lake Chad Basin
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with very deep roots in the Lake Chad Basin, having to do with the
opportunities and dangers of the frontier zones that have existed in
the region for many centuries. These frontier zones are places of vio-
lence, but also of opportunity and the possibility of wealth and power
that can be gained through violence. Boko Haram has shown an affin-
ity for frontier zones through the history of the organization, and most
of its activities today take place in such regions. This book will dem-
onstrate ways in which we can understand those activities by looking
at historical models of migration, state formation, slave-raiding, smug-
gling, and banditry in the regions where Boko Haram carries out its
attacks in 2017.
I have worked in this part of Central Africa since 1984, doing
archaeological and ethnographic research in and around the Mandara
Mountains in northern Cameroon and Nigeria, and traveling more
widely in those countries and in Chad. My work has involved the
discovery and excavation of remarkable archaeological sites; conversa-
tions with old people about their memories of slave-raiding and colo-
nial warfare; and a kaleidoscopic variety of encounters with farmers,
soldiers, housewives, bureaucrats, smugglers, students, con men, mis-
sionaries, and entrepreneurs from all over this part of Africa. Those
people are today all more or less embroiled in the terror of Boko
Haram in different ways—but they all have their own stories to tell.
In the course of my work, the people of the region have told me very
modern stories of survival and striving and sometimes thriving, and
occasionally of terror and politics, while making sense of the world
they inhabit by recourse to their values and their history.
In doing so, they are no different than North Americans or Europeans
or indeed people anywhere, working to reconcile the modern world of
the twenty-first century with political systems and patterns of belief
that have much deeper roots in history. Boko Haram insurgents them-
selves are equally a product of this region, and I expect that their sto-
ries would be broadly similar if we could listen to them, even though
they play very different roles in those narratives. Through the last
three decades, the lands now afflicted by Boko Haram have been a
central part of my life, a region that I visit and where I do research,
and they are inhabited by people whose courage and acuity strike me
every time I visit. This land is not simply a blank slate, a savage and
remote part of the world embroiled in terrorism, and I want to provide
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readers with a better sense of how Boko Haram fits within a long and
complex cultural history in this part of Central Africa.
But what is Boko Haram in the first place? As we will see, this insur-
gency itself began about two decades ago in northeastern Nigeria, but
its origins lie in a complex history of religious disputation and political
competition that started centuries ago in the lands around Lake Chad.
criticized the reigning Muslim rulers, for being both wicked in their
governance and lax in their duties as Muslims and in their responsi-
bility for converting their citizens to Islam. They sought to replace
the earlier elite tolerance of non-Muslim practice with a purer, more
rigorous and more inclusive form of Islam, one that encompassed the
entire state within the dar al-Islam, the global community of societies
organized on Muslim principles. Muslim reformers put those critiques
into action in a series of jihads, religious revolutions aimed at trans-
forming societies throughout the lands of West and Central Africa.
The first of these jihads took place in Mauritania and Senegambia in
the early seventeenth century (Robinson 2000), and a series of jihad-
ist states appeared across the savanna zones of West Africa during the
succeeding two hundred years. As we will see, this current of reli-
gious and political critique reached the Lake Chad Basin by the late
eighteenth century, when a reformist Fulani cleric named Usman dan
Fodio overthrew the Hausa rulers of northern Nigeria and between
1804 and 1809 established the Sokoto Caliphate. That caliphate—
the term was later used by Boko Haram to described the area briefly
under its control on the Nigerian border—lasted until the coming of
the European colonial powers a century later (Hiskett 1977).
It is important to remember the series of criticisms leveled by these
jihadist reformers against the existing Muslim rulers: that they were
lax and wicked and that their government was thus illegitimate. In
some cases, this extended to debates about whether rulers and nobles
were so contaminated by non-Muslim practice that they could not be
considered as Muslims—in which case they would be excluded from
a whole series of protections that free Muslims enjoyed in relation
to other believers, most notably security against enslavement. These
claims led to endless religious disputes, and neither the establishment
of jihadist states like the Sokoto Caliphate nor the subsequent incor-
poration of those precolonial states into European colonies around
Lake Chad ended those debates among prominent Muslim clerics
from different schools of Islamic thought. This theological and politi-
cal debate about the proper actions of Muslim governments and the
proper role of believers faced with government misbehavior would
continue through the twentieth century and form part of the intellec-
tual environment within which Boko Haram originated.
Boko Haram itself first appeared in a period of extreme political
and religious tension, associated with the expansion of sharia (Islamic
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commenced, and that he moved regularly back and forth across the
frontier between the two countries during his lifetime. We will return
to that frontier zone repeatedly in later chapters.
Followers of these different schools of Islam continued to fiercely
debate theology in northern cities like Kano and Maiduguri after the
crushing of the Maitatsine revolt. Some supported full integration
into the Nigerian state apparatus, safeguarding the position of Islam
through use of the instruments of the state. Other theologians rejected
participation in the structures of the state to different degrees, from a
quiescent withdrawal to active resistance. Some of the more extreme
factions drew inspiration from Islamic fundamentalist and resistance
movements in different parts of the world, and especially from the
examples of anti-Soviet fighters in Afghanistan in the 1980s and the
al-Qaeda movement in the 1990s and 2000s. There has been constant
fracturing and amalgamation within and between these groups, with
members following particularly eloquent and charismatic religious
leaders, as was the case in earlier periods as well. Under these con-
ditions of intense factionalism, it is hard to say exactly when Boko
Haram came into being, but we can trace individuals and groups
involved back into the mid-1990s at least.
In 2003, a small group of Muslims calling themselves the Nigerian
Taleban, after the Afghani Taliban, moved from Maiduguri to
Kanama, a rural area close to the border with Niger in Yobe State
(figure 1.2) (Reinert and Garçon 2014). These were primarily young
urban Kanuri, members of the predominant ethnic group in Borno
State, and a number of them were from well-off and well-connected
Kanuri families in Maiduguri. The Nigerian Taleban seem to have
yearned for the establishment of a pure Islamic way of life on the
remote Nigerian border, while at the same time carrying out attacks
on police stations and other government institutions. The group was
driven out of the Kanama area by Nigerian police and military forces
in early 2004 and harried from place to place across the states of Borno
and Yobe until they finally took refuge in the Mandara Mountains, on
the Cameroon-Nigeria border, where the group was finally dispersed
later that year. One of their sympathizers—although not a central par-
ticipant in the Nigerian Taleban at that point—was a Kanuri preacher,
Mohammed Yusuf, who had escaped arrest by the Nigerian authori-
ties for his political activities by fleeing to Saudi Arabia. Mohammed
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and associated with the apartheid regime of the 1980s) pushed Boko
Haram out of some of their strongholds in the first six months of 2015,
but the group still carries out dreadful terrorist attacks in Nigeria
and in the other countries of the Lake Chad Basin. Boko Haram
still appears to control some territory, especially in the northwestern
Mandara Mountains near the border with Cameroon and along the
margins of Lake Chad (Djanabou 2014; Seignobos 2014, 2016), but
the extent of that control and the lives led by people living in Boko
Haram–controlled communities remain unclear to outsiders. In part,
this is because of the dueling propaganda claims generated by the
group itself and by Nigerian authorities, but it also derives from the
complex relations between Boko Haram and local populations, which
as we will see in later chapters has involved both great savagery and
intermittent accommodation. A market woman in Kolofata, a town in
Cameroon just a few miles from the Nigerian border, told a French
reporter in late 2016, “The prices asked by Boko Haram’s wives are
unbeatable. They need to sell their products very quickly, and they
prefer to be paid in food.”3 How do we interpret this juxtaposition of
everyday market haggling and terrorism (Tilouine 2016a)? What does
it mean that Boko Haram, in all its savagery toward some women,
including the young women of Chibok, also has wives who instead
of running away at the first opportunity come across the international
border to trade?
Between fifteen thousand and eighteen thousand people have
been killed in the fighting since 2009, with perhaps two-thirds of that
number killed by Boko Haram itself and the rest by Nigerian and
other security forces (Amnesty International 2015). Millions of people
have been displaced, both internally within Nigeria and across the
border in Cameroon and Niger; when, in our traveler’s imagined trip
to the lands of Boko Haram, they came close to the Nigerian border
at Itéré, they would have passed a series of formal and informal refu-
gee settlements along the way, not just the huge camp at Minawao.
Boko Haram has caused untold hardship across the region in the past
decade, chiefly inflicted on people whose lives were already very
hard. So how can we best understand the group and what they repre-
sent, and how do local communities in the regions where they operate
understand them?
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pastoralists, with their kuri cattle that are adept at swimming Lake
Chad’s waters from pasturage to pasturage while using their bulbous
horns as flotation devices. Today, the new lands uncovered on the for-
mer lakebed provide refuge and staging points for Boko Haram.
The second of these three environmental zones is made up of
the plains that stretch between Lake Chad itself and the Mandara
Mountains to the south. Environmentally and culturally, this is a
very diverse area, in part because of the fluctuations of the size of
Lake Chad already mentioned. Seasonally flooded yaéré grasslands
are found closest to the lake, although the extent of yaéré has shrunk
significantly over the last decades with the decrease in the size of the
lake. Further away from the lake, heavy clay firki soils mark areas of
ancient lakebed, laid down when Lake Chad was much larger many
thousands of years ago. These regions look dramatically different in
the wet season, with pools of water and buzzing insects everywhere
and vast stands of wild grasses towering over a traveler’s head, and in
the dry season, where all one sees is the expanse of baked, cracked
clay and brush. The Bama Ridge runs northwest to southeast through
the lands of Boko Haram and marks an ancient Lake Chad shoreline,
dividing the clay soils of the former lakebed to the north from the
sandy plains further to the south.
These plains have been the focus of human settlement south of
Lake Chad for the last four millennia: during the last 2,500 years, they
saw the appearance of proto-urban settlements, a political and military
revolution when iron and horses were introduced, and the entrance
into the region of expansionist, slave-raiding states (Connah 1981).
Today, they are mostly occupied by Muslim populations belonging to
a number of different ethnic groups, with very different histories in
the areas: Kanuri, Hausa, Fulani, Shuwa Arab, Kotoko, and Kanembu.
Interspersed around, between, and within these major ethnic blocs
are a multitude of much smaller communities with different ethnic
and linguistic identities, many of them peoples who historically have
resisted the expansion of their far larger neighbors.
The final environmental zone is that of the Mandara Mountains
and its environs. The mountains are the northernmost extension of
the Cameroon Volcanic Line, an almost continuous line of mountains
that stretches northeastward from the Atlantic coast of Cameroon
along the spine of the Cameroon-Nigeria border, including Mount
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years. To the traders, missionaries, and explorers who crossed it, the
Sahara could be thought of as a sea, a sea of rock and sand that could
swallow unwary travelers, and the dry lands along its southern borders
are still called the Sahel, from the Arab word sāḥil, “the coast.” This
desert sea could only be crossed by moving from one fertile island to
the next, across the oases that dot the Sahara, and the location of oases
strongly determined the presence of trade routes. One of the most
important such trade routes ran from Tripoli on the Mediterranean
in modern Libya, through the great oasis complexes of Murzuq and
Kawar, to the northern edges of Lake Chad. Slaves and ivory were
probably the most important commodities moved north along that
route to the Mediterranean world, along with a whole variety of other
goods moving in both directions: salt, hides, grain, ostrich feathers,
manufactured goods, and much more. Even today, this remains one
of the most important routes for moving illegal immigrants from
sub-Saharan Africa to the Libyan coast, there to begin the dangerous
voyage across the Mediterranean to Europe. Al-Qaeda in the Islamic
Maghreb and related terrorist groups using these same routes have
made the Central Sahara extremely hazardous for Westerners.
Contacts across Africa between the Atlantic and the Nile simi-
larly focus on the lands just south of Lake Chad. In West and Central
Africa, continental weather systems produce well-defined environ-
mental bands that run east to west: moist tropical forests dominate the
West African coast, with environments becoming steadily more arid
as one moves north toward the Sahara Desert. In the intervening lati-
tudes south of the Sahara, the savanna of the Sahel and Sudanic zones
stretches eastward from the Atlantic coast of Senegal to the Nile and
the Red Sea via Lake Chad, a great sweep of almost four thousand
miles of grassland. These savannas provide a corridor for east-west
migrations that people have used for millennia, and that were particu-
larly important when cattle-using pastoralists moved into the region
four thousand years ago. This east-west corridor passes to the south of
Lake Chad, where movement is channeled between the lake to the
north and the obstacle of the Mandara Mountains to the south. The
hundred-mile-wide stretch of plains between lake and mountains is
one of only two avenues for east-west movement between the Sahara
and the Atlantic coast in this part of Africa, the other being the Benue
River valley much further to the south. East-west passage across this
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In fact, violence itself is not the central focus of the book, although
it takes as a central question the ways in which people deal with the
threats and opportunities that licit or illicit violence can provide.
Rather, the book concentrates on the cultural logics within which vio-
lence takes place and asks why violence makes sense to certain people
at certain times, and whether there are historical continuities in the
way violence is used toward individual and communal goals in partic-
ular circumstances. I am not doing this to intellectualize violence, or
to minimize the atrocities that Boko Haram terrorists or the security
forces that oppose them have inflicted on civilian populations in the
lands south of Lake Chad. But in lands that are so often dismissed by
Westerners as simply savage places, prone to violence, I want to show
readers how real, thinking humans—in Africa or anywhere else—can
become enmeshed in such systems of violence, and for what ends.
Neither is this book a plea for salvation for Africans. Africa is a
huge, diverse continent, and while in specific areas outside help may
be needed and appreciated, the Africans I have met are not particu-
larly interested in being “saved” by outsiders. They want to live their
lives in security and prosperity, and they want the opportunities that
would allow them to become actors in the wider world on their own
terms. Today, in an age of African population growth and state retreat,
they may seek those opportunities through dangerous and often tragic
migrations across the Sahara and the Mediterranean into Europe—but
such movements are born of calculation and often desperation, not by
a desire for salvation. Nor would such salvation be forthcoming in any
case: in the twenty-first century, Western powers are interested in the
southern Lake Chad Basin chiefly as a safely distant battleground for
fighting Islamist extremism, and to some degree for its potential for
providing resources like petroleum. As we will see in later chapters,
a century ago colonial powers in the region were preoccupied with
more or less the same things.
In fact, this is not a book “about Africa” at all. Rather, it is a book
about landscapes, societies, and circumstances that I have learned a
little about through work over three decades in an area measuring
about 150 by 180 miles (240 by 290 km) in area—in terms of the coun-
try that I live in today, somewhat smaller than the state of Michigan.
Readers need to keep in mind these persistent stereotypes about the
timelessness, violence, and scale of Africa while reading this book.
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Refugee encounters
Between about six thousand and four thousand years ago, researchers
detect the initial cultural encounters and collisions in the Lake Chad
Basin that lead us eventually to modern times, and to the social and
political systems that give rise to Boko Haram. When we think of pop-
ulations retreating in the face of a rapidly expanding Sahara in order
to settle new lands around a shrinking Lake Mega-Chad, we should
not abstract the situation too much. This is a process that would
have played out over centuries, and it would have involved immense
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dislocation and suffering for peoples all over the region. Researchers
estimate that perhaps one hundred thousand people died across
West Africa as a direct result of the Sahelian droughts of the 1970s
and 1980s, through famine and disease. Other, less direct effects of
those droughts were also very damaging: communities that found it
impossible to live in an area either permanently or seasonally, because
of lack of food or water or grazing, were forced to migrate to areas
with more resources—areas that were already occupied by indige-
nous communities. The violence caused by such encounters between
settled peoples and involuntary immigrants and refugees contributed
to widespread political instability throughout the Sahel in the 1980s
and 1990s, and these stresses very probably contributed to the rise of
groups like Boko Haram. There is some evidence from other parts
of the world, like Syria and Iraq, that climate change is implicated
in large-scale conflicts and civil wars today (Kelley et al. 2015). It is
entirely possible that there were similar consequences of the Sahelian
droughts of the twentieth century, and this situation may worsen in
the future. We may well see a reprise of the human tragedies that I am
describing in the coming decades of the twenty-first century.
To some degree, the people living in the drying Green Sahara
between six thousand and four thousand years ago would have been
better prepared to deal with dramatic deterioration in climates than
would the sedentary farmers who endured the late-twentieth-century
droughts. Many were already mobile or semi-mobile agro-pastoralists,
moving with their herds of cattle for at least part of the year. In addi-
tion, they would have lived at lower population densities than mod-
ern farmers in Nigeria or the surrounding countries; there would
have been more scope for them to move to more favored areas when
environmental crises happened, and probably less conflict with other
groups as they did so. On the other hand, the environmental transfor-
mations involved in the reappearance of the Sahara and disappear-
ance of Mega-Chad and the water sources around it would have been
far greater than anything we have seen in more recent times, and at
some point those environmental transformations may well have over-
whelmed the capacities of ancient populations to deal with them.
Archaeological, genetic, and linguistic data agree that when peo-
ple began to move into the Lake Chad Basin between six thousand
and four thousand years ago, they came from different parts of the
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Sahara and Central Africa. This makes sense given what we know of
more recent environmental dislocations, since the fertile new land
appearing around the shrinking Lake Mega-Chad would have been a
powerful attraction for people living in deteriorating Saharan environ-
ments. These kinds of crises are often catalysts for new kinds of social
and cultural identities that emerge out of forced encounters between
strangers. In this case, these encounters seem to have primarily
involved groups of people belonging to two very different language
families, not counting the scattered communities that were probably
already living there, the descendants of the builders of the Dufuna
canoe and the people of Konduga. These languages came from dif-
ferent areas of Africa, and their speakers had somewhat different cul-
tures and economies (Ehret 2006, 2011).
This early immigration into the Lake Chad Basin involved popu-
lations speaking Afro-Asiatic and Nilo-Saharan languages, and these
peoples play a central role in our story up to the present day. Today,
the most widely spoken Nilo-Saharan language in the area is Kanuri.
As we saw in the first chapter, Boko Haram originated in primarily
Kanuri communities, and Kanuri people still make up an important
element of its membership. Nilo-Saharan languages are today found
in the areas of Africa that the name implies: along the Nile, from
northern Sudan southeast into the plains of East Africa, in the des-
ert north of Chad and neighboring countries, and scattered south of
the desert between the Niger River and the Nile. In ancient times,
Nilo-Saharan languages were probably spoken over even larger areas
of the Sahara than they are today: speakers of Berber and Arab lan-
guages now dominate much of the desert, but those languages were
only introduced to the area over the last 1,500–2,000 years. In fact,
the overall distribution of the Nilo-Saharan languages leads research-
ers to believe that people speaking ancestral versions of these lan-
guages may have been some of the most important human groups in
the southern Green Sahara (Drake et al. 2011), and thus likely some
of the earliest environmental refugees flooding into the Lake Chad
Basin as the desert dried out.
Afro-Asiatic is one of the great language groups of the Old World.
The best known of its subgroupings is the Semitic language family,
including Arabic and Hebrew, and ancient Egyptian was also an Afro-
Asiatic language, but in the Lake Chad Basin the Chadic languages
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Language: English
Lin McLean
A JOURNEY IN SEARCH OF CHRISTMAS
BY
OWEN WISTER
AUTHOR OF “LIN MCLEAN” “RED MEN AND WHITE” “THE JIMMYJOHN
BOSS” ETC.
ILLUSTRATED BY
FREDERIC REMINGTON
CHAP. PAGE
I. Lin’s Money Talks Joy 1
II. Lin’s Money is Dumb 13
III. A Transaction in Boot-Blacking 37
IV. Turkey and Responsibility 50
V. Santa Claus Lin 75
ILLUSTRATIONS
I
Lin’s Money Talks Joy
The Governor
descended the steps of
the Capitol slowly and
with pauses, lifting a
list frequently to his
eye. He had
intermittently pencilled
it between stages of the
forenoon’s public
business, and his gait
grew absent as he
recurred now to his jottings in their
accumulation, with a slight pain at their number, and the definite
fear that they would be more in seasons to come. They were the
names of his friends’ children to whom his excellent heart moved
him to give Christmas presents. He had put off this regenerating evil
until the latest day, as was his custom, and now he was setting forth
to do the whole thing at a blow, entirely planless among the guns and
rocking-horses that would presently surround him. As he reached
the highway he heard himself familiarly addressed from a distance,
and, turning, saw four sons of the alkali jogging into town from the
plain. One who had shouted to him galloped out from the others,
rounded the Capitol’s enclosure, and, approaching with radiant
countenance, leaned to reach the hand of the Governor, and once
again greeted him with a hilarious “Hello, Doc!”
Governor Barker, M.D., seeing Mr. McLean
unexpectedly after several years, hailed the
horseman with frank and lively pleasure, and,
inquiring who might be the other riders
behind, was told that they were Shorty,
Chalkeye, and Dollar Bill, come for Christmas.
“And dandies to hit town with,” Mr. McLean
added. “Redhot.”
“I am acquainted with them,” assented his
Excellency.
“We’ve been ridin’ trail for twelve weeks,”
the cow-puncher continued, “and the money
in our pants is talkin’ joy to us right out loud.”
Then Mr. McLean overflowed with talk and pungent confidences,
for the holidays already rioted in his spirit, and his tongue was loosed
over their coming rites.
“We’ve soured on scenery,” he finished, in
his drastic idiom. “We’re heeled for a big
time.”
“Call on me,” remarked the Governor,
cheerily, “when you’re ready for bromides and
sulphates.”
“I ain’t box-headed no more,” protested Mr.
McLean; “I’ve got maturity, Doc, since I seen
yu’ at the rain-making, and I’m a heap older
than them hospital days when I bust my leg on
yu’. Three or four glasses and quit. That’s my
rule.”
“That your rule, too?” inquired the Governor of Shorty, Chalkeye,
and Dollar Bill. These gentlemen of the saddle were sitting quite
expressionless upon their horses.
“We ain’t talkin’, we’re waitin’,” observed Chalkeye; and the three
cynics smiled amiably.
“Well, Doc, see yu’ again,” said Mr. McLean.
He turned to accompany his brother cow-
punchers, but in that particular moment Fate
descended, or came up, from whatever place
she dwells in, and entered the body of the
unsuspecting Governor.
“What’s your hurry?” said Fate, speaking in
the official’s hearty manner. “Come along with
me.”
“Can’t do it. Where’re yu’ goin’?”
“Christmasing,” replied Fate.
“Well, I’ve got to feed my horse.
Christmasing, yu’ say?”
“Yes; I’m buying toys.”
“Toys! You? What for?”
“Oh, some kids.”
“Yourn?” screeched Lin, precipitately.
His Excellency the jovial Governor opened
his teeth in pleasure at this, for he was a
bachelor, and there were fifteen upon his list,
which he held up for the edification of the
hasty McLean. “Not mine, I’m happy to say.
My friends keep marrying and settling, and
their kids call me uncle, and climb around and
bother, and I forget their names, and think it’s
a girl, and the mother gets mad. Why, if I
didn’t remember these little folks at Christmas
they’d be wondering—not the kids, they just
break your toys and don’t notice; but the
mother would wonder—‘What’s the matter with Dr. Barker? Has
Governor Barker gone back on us?’—that’s where the strain comes!”
he broke off, facing Mr. McLean with another spacious laugh.
But the cow-puncher had ceased to smile, and now, while Barker
ran on exuberantly McLean’s wide-open eyes rested upon him,
singular and intent, and in their hazel depths
the last gleam of jocularity went out.
“That’s where the strain comes, you see.
Two sets of acquaintances—grateful patients
and loyal voters—and I’ve got to keep solid
with both outfits, especially the wives and
mothers. They’re the people. So it’s drums,
and dolls, and sheep on wheels, and games,
and monkeys on a stick, and the saleslady
shows you a mechanical bear, and it costs too
much, and you forget whether the Judge’s
second girl is Nellie or Susie, and—well, I’m
just in for my annual circus this afternoon! You’re in luck. Christmas
don’t trouble a chap fixed like you.”
Lin McLean prolonged the sentence like a distant echo.
“A chap fixed like you!” The cow-puncher
said it slowly to himself. “No, sure.” He
seemed to be watching Shorty, and Chalkeye,
and Dollar Bill going down the road. “That’s a
new idea—Christmas,” he murmured, for it
was one of his oldest, and he was recalling the
Christmas when he wore his first long
trousers.
“Comes once a year pretty regular,”
remarked the prosperous Governor. “Seems
often when you pay the bill.”
“I haven’t made a Christmas gift,” pursued
the cow-puncher, dreamily, “not for—for—Lord! it’s a hundred years,
I guess. I don’t know anybody that has any right to look for such a
thing from me.” This was indeed a new idea, and it did not stop the
chill that was spreading in his heart.
“Gee whiz!” said Barker, briskly, “there goes twelve o’clock. I’ve got
to make a start. Sorry you can’t come and help me. Good-bye!”
His Excellency left the rider sitting motionless, and forgot him at
once in his own preoccupation. He hastened upon his journey to the
shops with the list, not in his pocket, but held firmly, like a plank in
the imminence of shipwreck. The Nellies and Susies pervaded his
mind, and he struggled with the presentiment
that in a day or two he would recall some
omitted and wretchedly important child.
Quick hoof-beats made him look up, and Mr.
McLean passed like a wind. The Governor
absently watched him go, and saw the pony
hunch and stiffen in the check of his speed
when Lin overtook his companions. Down
there in the distance they took a side street,
and Barker rejoicingly remembered one more
name and wrote it as he walked. In a few
minutes he had come to the shops, and met
face to face with Mr. McLean.
“The boys are seein’ after my horse,” Lin
rapidly began, “and I’ve got to meet ’em sharp
at one. We’re twelve weeks shy on a square
meal, yu’ see, and this first has been a date
from ’way back. I’d like to—” Here Mr.
McLean cleared his throat, and his speech
went less smoothly. “Doc, I’d like just for a
while to watch yu’ gettin’—them monkeys, yu’
know.”
The Governor
expressed his agreeable
surprise at this change
of mind, and was glad of McLean’s company
and judgment during the impending
selections. A picture of a cow-puncher and
himself discussing a couple of dolls rose
nimbly in Barker’s mental eye, and it was with
an imperfect honesty that he said, “You’ll help
me a heap.”
And Lin, quite sincere, replied, “Thank yu’.”
So together these two went Christmasing in
the throng. Wyoming’s Chief Executive knocked elbows with the
spurred and jingling waif, one man as good as another in that raw,
hopeful, full-blooded cattle era which now the sobered West
remembers as the days of its fond youth. For one man has been as
good as another in three places—Paradise
before the Fall; the Rocky Mountains before
the wire fence; and the Declaration of
Independence. And then this Governor,
besides being young, almost as young as Lin
McLean or the Chief-Justice (who lately had
celebrated his thirty-second birthday), had in
his doctoring days at Drybone known the cow-
puncher with that familiarity which lasts a
lifetime without breeding contempt;
accordingly, he now laid a hand on Lin’s tall
shoulder and drew him among the petticoats
and toys.
II
Lin’s Money is Dumb