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HOT NEWS!
Issue 2 Poll Recap
Corruption Corner: Week 2 THE POLL MASTER
We will find the Truth! Last week the Poll Zone question was
“Who Do You Think Will Win
AUGUSTE DREW
UHC7?”. Well the results are in for
As recently as Tuesday Morning, both the poll and UHC7! The results
This week in the Corruption Corner,
Super Mod OctoGamer was seen can, as always, be seen on our
we tackle the growing Drug Epidemic,
offering pot to player Poobert. website homepage, just beside this
and how it needs to be stopped by the
These are the people we choose week's new poll. The poll winner was
currently lax staff of Village Craft.
to keep us safe? He later talked OctoGamer and Shensley, with
Last weekend, another drug dealing
Poobert through the entire OctoGamer being the returning
den was discovered, beneath
process to make this disgusting champion, and this time the
Tilgangur. I want to know how
drug. community was correct, as they won
hideouts such this can continue to be
UHC 7 handedly. Sadly
created completely within the sight of
Ham_And_Eggs,CDPIV,papamoses,
an obviously blind VC staff.
and Frog gained no votes in this poll,
I guess they need to get their fans
more interested in future events. Be
A snippet of conversation from the deal sure to check out all the exciting
content in the Poll Zone this week,
Something must be done about including the new Poll “Are Staff
this corrupt staff. Recently there Doing Enough to Stop the Drug
have been rumors supporting the Epidemic?”. Village Weekly polls
growing hashtag #AlliForStaff and results can be found on our
The Recently Discovered Drug Den
but who knows what will actually homepage at:
be done by this unjust group of https://villageweekly.weebly.com
Local community leader Germitt says: rulers.
“Its pretty terrible, Lots of addicts
everywhere.” Having drugs exist as Eastia, A Delight to All
part of an underground culture is not a
good thing, but the fact that people are THE EDITOR
doing them in the open, and bringing
them into places such as Gerritt’s gated Eastia, recent winner of the build
community and Tilgangur does not comp has been an exciting addition to
bode well for the future of the server. the VillageCraft Community! Always
This master disaster is just another bringing a cheery hello and excellent
issue ignored by the VC staff, who conversation skills, a talk with Eastia
gossip and galivant around in creative can do no harm. Add on the
mode while us citizens struggle to stay Octo was transparent and kind in showing incredible talent this player has and
his drugs they’re a force to be reckoned with.
out of the dark pit that is addiction.
Village Weekly Loves you Eastia!
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CURRENT EVENTS:
November Community
Showcase
SLIME LOVER
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CYPHUR WATCH
Welcome back readers to our ongoing investigation into Is Cyphur Real? As Village Weekly recently learned
our theory stands, Cyphur is a robot, possibly more, controlled by Ako. of the disappearance of Chef
“Cyphur” may also be used to leak important VillageCraft Staff news to the from our own Naomi, “Chef has
average player. Well our reporters were able to catch up with Ako’s bestest left VC again … :( ” Where has
friend in the world, Airbongus. Air described a recent time with Ako saying she gone? Is she okay? These are
this: some of the burning questions we
intend to answer. After some
Look, I don't want to feed the conspiracy or anything but... last investigation we found that
night I was in a Discord call with Ako for a long time. We were accused axe haver Legend12369
on VC for a while until Cyphur joined late at night while Ako was was seen with the missing Chef
still on. earlier this month, Coincidence?
That is an axe that could be used
As soon as Cyphur joined, I noticed a strange and subtle change in for harming Chef, which is the
Ako's tone of voice and general mood. He seemed a bit jittery. unlikely worst-case scenario.
Scared even. I've known this man for a decade and I've never seen Some of the information we
him act like that. It was bizarre. gained from absolutely nowhere
Ako said hello to Cyphur but Cyphur never said a single word in suggests they could be together
chat. He was just sitting there. Ako got off not long after that, his on an axe throwing adventure
voice was extremely shaky when he said good night. He seemed from which Chef will safely
disturbed. It was weird, man. return. We hope this is the
current situation, and we will
Our Reporters are dedicated to finding the truth about this suspicious manner keep all of our readers updated
that Ako is responding in regard to Cyphur being his robot. If his own on the status of the missing and
longtime best friend is miffed at his actions with Cyphur this must give our beloved Chef.
theory credibility! Stay tuned dedicated following, and we will expose the
secrets of “Cyphur” and what Ako’s motives for creating him are.
Village Weekly was recently tipped off about yet another bullying scandal,
this time of Super Mod Legend. Our source stated that they were a victim of
his alleged abuse, and that if they told anyone what he had done they would be
banned. This leaves us only speculation about the incident, and how heinous it
must be for such an extreme cover-up. Clearly staff abuse has become a
rampant disease in our beloved server, and the players are beginning to clamor
for an overthrow of power. This isn’t the first allegation against the VC staff,
and it is doubtful it’s the last.
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TastePasteHaste, a prominent player on the server, is a height elitist. VillageWeekly has watched him mercilessly bully all
players under 5’10”. Paste began slinging height inspired insults early one morning last week, telling CM Naomi that she
gave off “short vibes”. For the Record Naomi stands at a crisp 5'8. NBravado replied “paste is a tall mf and is disrespectful
to all of us because of it;lmao no paste calls me short to my face already I don't want to make it worse”. NBravo is 5'9 an
even taller height then the already above average Naomi. In researching for this article the average height of women in the
USA is 5'4. Both Naomi and NBravo tower over that so Paste has confirmed his Height Elitist manner. Clearly there is a
bullying epidemic on our good wholesome Christian server, that can only be solved by capping Paste at his knees.
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