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WE WASTE OUR TIME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO

Drama on VC
Vanilla
VC Fight Over Cheese
SHERYL (BITCH) DEFINITELY NOT AKO

Good friends Rainingy and Emily Our VC Family is fighting an all-out war. The source of this infighting,
were seen having a verbal you ask? We think it’s probably misunderstandings, but the esteemed
altercation on VCVanilla this past Airbongus has another theory. He thinks that Akomine has an
week. Rainingy decided they needed UNHEALTHY cheese obsession and THAT is Tearing our family apart.
to move, and when asked by Emily Ako does seem to bring up cheese a lot, and that is what some would say
where to, they decided "Far away is a choice. Those who don't like cheese are quickly ousted for their
from you." Onlookers were unsure preference, so it keeps the family bent at the rule of Akomine. Perhaps
where the argument sprang from or Air is right, but we think Akomine being obsessed with cheese is
why these friends were now probably not a problem.
desperate to be away from each
other. In my experience, these are
truly real friends because only true
friends roast each other in this
manner. We're glad that they are
being vocal and not bottling up all
that feeeeling inside. Hope Rainingy
gets their new house and invites
their dear friend Emily to visit.

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ASK!

Ask Alli Pole Recap

A trip to the wild side, by VC’s wildest POLE DANCE

player! A Vote in the poll on our website!

It’s still ongoing this week!
ALLI
Did you Know?
Y'all didn't ask a question this week but don't worry a being came to RANDOM FACT
me in the night and told me to impart some wisdom upon you. So this
week's question is: "Why were Axolotls illegal in VA (and other
states but I'm in VA so let's focus there) for many years, and why now
are they legal again?" First let's talk about true wild axolotls. Axolotls
are critically endangered, which is a step behind extinct in the wild.
Scientists estimate less than 1000 exist in their native range. They are
only native to Xochimilco, a lake in Mexico which is now very
polluted and is the last body of water they can be found in. So why
are we allowed to have them as pets when other endangered species
are illegal? That's because all axolotls in captivity are genetically
different and contain DNA from tiger salamanders. To quote a study,
"The albino axolotl was first developed in 1964, by back-crossing the
You can watch the Buzzfeed
F2 children of a hybrid Ambystoma tigrinum (female albino tiger
Unsolved True Crime video on it
salamander) and an Ambystoma mexicanum (male white axolotl)."
here
This was done in a lab, and now all captive axolotls are believed to be
hybrids! This wasn’t the only scientific experiment done on lotls,
there is a "morph" called firefly that is created in a lab by removing https://youtu.be/tZktTdGHaJY
the tails from 2 axolotls and swapping them while they're still in the
which was one of my favorite cases
egg. There's also the glow strain, pigment that fluoresces under a
they covered!
black light is injected into a breeding group, and all offspring will
glow! They are also studied due to the regenerative abilities they
possess as they can regrow organs and limbs! To summarize, axolotls
were illegal because they didn't want accidental hybridization or
disease spread, but we now know that the risk is so low due to their
specific needs. This only scratches the surface of axolotls and their
cool abilities, but that's all the time we have this week! Remember to
Ask Me, and I'll see you next week!

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CURRENT EVENTS:

The Build Comp is Still ongoing?

BUILD CRAZY

The Build Comp that was celebrating the

greatness of Tal Avar was slated to end
this week, but with only one team with a
complete plot it has been extended to
allow another plot to finish. So far all the
building that has been worked on looks
incredible! The Team Nurtul Plot has
quite an intricate layout to look through
Mr.Shark the reigning champ has an
beautiful layout that he is close to
finishing on his plot which is a sight to
behold. The CM Team plot has a
gorgeous river that has been added. Next
door to that CD made an incredible
Sarlacc Pit that is so cool to look
through! If you haven’t taken the chance
go look at the builds at /warp cm-
buildcomp-ta and give your opinions!

Benches of
Tilgangur
GRAINY PLANKER

Another beautiful bench spotted

while traveling in Tilgangur. This
week we are featuring
Louisapaula, a Bench surrounded
by roses on almost 2 sides.
Louisapaula was built by the great
benchist Farmey. Louisapaula is
located on a stretch of road near
the Tilgangur pool and sees much
of the heavy traffic that comes
from commerce between the
various sections of the city. If you
are ever on your way to the KFC
to fight a stranger, or next time
you need groceries on your way
back from your 16 hour a day
labor job, be sure to take a break
and sit on Louisapaula.

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The Rumor Mill Special Edition

It's that time y'all! Once again, I have been temporarily released from my holding cabinet to trim my toenails and
write about the results for the Staff Approval Ratings! 23 people voted, and now we shall share the results! Sorry the
results are small, PM Alli if you want better pics!

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WOW!

Mali’s Cup Addiction

CONCERNED CARRY

Mali reported herself this week in a

segment which is truly terrifying. The
young gamer has hoarded all the cups in
her household and has over 15 in her
possession! If you or a loved one has
faced not having a cup to drink from,
then you may have the ability to tell off
these cup hoarders! Mali then pmed a
Reporter the picture included, which
was the complete collection of cups in
their room before she finally came to
her senses and returned them where
they belong. Thank goodness the
tyranny was toppled and the household
could enjoy drinks out of cups again,
for who knows how long it would be
before their thirst is quenched again.
Thanks for doing the right thing Mali Rigged Senate?
and returning the cups to their home!

We all know the government is corrupt, but why be so obvious. This

week saw Ako and Luis both seated into senate, which is supposedly
random. Two Admins being drawn is statistically lower, yet they
suspiciously beat the odds. Luis and Ako both are sticking to their "Its
random" story, but we all know they're plotting to take over the server.

Nurtuls Birth
Rumor has it that yesterday was Nurtul’s birthday!!! I had soup for
lunch in his honor. According to statista.com, the soup industry is
forecast to be valued at 7.7 billion dollars by 2025, so the Soup Mod
seems to be doing pretty well for himself when it comes to that sweet,
sweet cash. A fellow Village Weekly writer and VillageCraft staff
member, the awesome and cool KingNurtul is beloved by all. All the
ones with common sense, anyway, who couldn’t love this guy?!
Happy birthday Nurtul!

Rare Alli Sighting

Woah! The AlliCat_22 was seen on VC this week. Rumor has it she was on
for the fun build comp! She immediately went back to her habit of playing
the game and ignoring chat, but who can blame her when MC is just so fun!
We're sure KingNurtul was so ecstatic to see his wifey but we forgot to
follow up and get a comment. Alli's presence on the server has been very
limited ever since her voting out of CM. We're so glad she decided to
participate in the build comp and we hope we see her around the server
more!
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ANIMAL!

Small Mammals Of VC

Remy

Left to right: Unnamed Girl, Dexter, Henry, Spencer,

Zoey, Jasper, Bridget, Lilly, Nellie

Pebbles

Hudson

Yob
Luna
Churro (left) Chilli (right) PAGE 6