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MAR / / 11 / / ISSUE 21
VILLAGE
WEEKLY
NAZI?!
20 Poll Recap
Issue 19
Gerrit70 Is A Proud Nazi POLE OROID
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CURRENT EVENTS:
Events:
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO IT IS
Get ready for an exciting community showcase! Come tour the new player village Tirinuvik on 3/17.
There will be many exciting things, including a scavenger hunt! It will also be St. Patrick’s Day so
wear green or be pinched!
Parliament Proceedings
With the conclusion of the latest Parliament vote, VillageCraft will soon have the bottled xp plugin! This
plugin allows you to bottle up any xp you have for a price so you can use it later! No longer will you have to
fear losing those 40 levels when you die! Just bottle it up before doing something reckless. It can also
become a money-making opportunity when you sell the bottles to other players! Up next for a Parliament
vote will be the brewery plugin. This long-awaited addition will allow you to create your own brews and
have a multitude of drunken effects. This will not only enlighten the technical player but allow for the most
interesting of roleplay opportunities. If this is passed you and other players can spend the night drinking and
face the consequences of your actions! If you aren't a Member of Parliament just let a staff member know!
It's open to any active player and you can vote on these plugins and more!
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WEEKLY
MCCRAFTENS!!
Minecraft got a new dlc this week when Server Daddy's Ako revealed that he is Mod Naomi's father.
Why he waited this long is unclear, as is who her mother is. Could it be Cyphur? As an extension of
Ako he could have been used as a surrogate to carry Naomi, or maybe Ako is having a Secret Affair.
What effects will this knowledge have on the servers hottest family? Only time will tell!
If you're passionate about roleplaying government then Istrana is the perfect place at the moment. This past week it
has awaken from it's dormant state and is ready to start enacting bills to the city. Istrana was already an appealing
place to live with its free housing program and now that your voice can be heard you should go check out getting a
residence there. The market system that is cheaper than Qualia is also appealing in Istrana. Talk to Yvette if you're
interested in getting involved in everything Istrana has to offer!
Joanna Porter
Hey Minecrafters! Sorry I missed a week, I was on a trip with my dog Butter to the incredible island of Amanpulo
in the Philippines. We had a great time really reconnecting over pupachinos and gold-plated mojitos. As a result, I
have some top-tier tips this week about building ships! Ships are great, because they fill out water space so that you
can get those stinky staff members to claim more land for you! They can also be used for sunbathing, and creating
a sunset scene every evening in your fabulous village. The first step is to find a ship design you like! My favorite
ships are based on the Galleons used in the 1600’s, but you can choose any design or ship type that speaks to you.
The next step is to build a hull in the water, you usually want to start with an outline to create the shape, and then
build the bottom in that shape. Next you can hire someone to drain the water out but be sure they use responsibly
sourced sponges or buckets, so as to not harm the coral life in our quickly dying ocean ecosystems. Next, you can
build decks, be sure to plan for all the rooms and spaces you want to have available to your guests and ship staff.
Finally add the propulsion system and any iconic details, such as railings or cannons. These details help to make
your ship recognizable and iconic to all your guests and adoring fans. Now you just have to plan a trips to enjoy
your new creation. Some great ship examples are in the port of Qualia, the new area of Tilgangur, and wherever
Chef is right now. Thanks for reading! Be sure to keep up with village weekly to see my next set of building tips!
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