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JUNE / / 17 / / ISSUE 35
VILLAGE
WEEKLY
SLEUTH!
Poll 29 Recap
GamerTag Files POLE DANCER
The X Files lesser known cousin bares all
Poll 29 asked: ‘What is your favorite
SARAH GOLEM Bench Boys song?’, and the results
are in! The favorite Bench boys song
The wonderful tacooo620206’s file has been opened. Taco had joined of our incredible readers is (Bench)
the server under a different name. She stated that she had hated her old Surfin’ U.S.A.! This song was the
tag and knew that she wanted to change it. With the help of her friends most listened to song for 8 years in a
upon the server she was finally able to come up with her new tag. Taco row in Birch Beach Qualia, so it only
stated KB, Day, Octo, and herself were talking within chat. The makes sense. We had some very
conversation started off with burritos and switched over to tacos. Taco strange other answers this week,
decided to change her name to Taco_are_good, which quickly caught which will of course be displayed
on by other players. She chose to keep her name since it reminds her of below the new poll, as usual. The
friendship. Thank you Taco for allowing your file to be opened! new poll 30 ‘Which accent is the
best?’ is now available at
https://villageweekly.weebly.com
Fun fact Tacos gamer tag has a mistype it is supposed to be
tacooo62026 but ended up with tacooo620206.
THE RUMOR MILL
GOSSIP PERSON
AD
Sup sluts, this week we’re back with
Vote Vanilla 4 CM! those sweet deets! This week’s
Are you tired of having non-normal CMs? Well you’re in tantalizing tale is not only juicy, but
luck! Rumour has it Vanilla is normal. By voting Vanilla also scandalous. Notorious Naomi
you will receive tons of never seen before events. Along has been rumored to “already have a
with the classics like build comps and village showcases! sidepiece” post break-up, and we can
Vote Vanilla 4 CM today! ~This message is approved by only guess as to whom. Could it be
Vanilla, I am normal powerful, suave, and almighty Ako?
Rumors of their budding romance has
Myst the Savage circulated the server for months, and
have not been explicitly denied. Or
Who hurt MysteriousKing to make him such a Savage? A troll maybe its Gerrit, Naomi’s most
joined the server this past week and did what they do best…. Troll. controversial lacky? This might be
So MysteriousKing decided to tell him how he really felt. Specific the hottest potential love triangle
insults included "you're probably the kind of guy who would suck since the Twilight series!! It will be
off random strangers at the railway for 5 bucks" and "so shut your fascinating to see if any of these
damn trap up." Whatever it was that hardened Myst against those rumors have merit, and if so which
who mischievously cause issues, this reporter is surely amused. We ones?! As usual please PM a reporter
hope MysteriousKing stays this savage whenever there is an insult if you or a loved one have or are
flying. experiencing rumors. Afterall, our
stories are YOUR stories!
XOXO Gossip Person
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
CURRENT EVENTS:
Voted Out CM, KoalaBurrito joined the CM Race late this week. That didn't discourage her fans
though and she is placed in a respectable place in the voting. There is still a few days left to cast your
vote but Server favorite Dallas has a strong lead. No matter the outcome Village Weekly is confident
that any of these candidates can bring glory to the role and hopefully end the nonstop voting out that is
so prevalent in recent times.
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
BENCH!!!!!!!!
Benches Of Tilgangur
GRAINY PLANKER
Welcome back bench gang, this week's bench is the one everyone has been asking for. I get at least 457
letters a week asking me to cover this bench, and up until now I have made you all wait. So finally,
here she is, the S tier bench Sonia! Sonia is located under Tilgangur’s guardian dragon, Dreki, making
her the safest bench in the entire city. There have been 0 crimes committed on Sonia, as everyone fears
the anger of Mr. Drek. Sonia provides a mountain top view of central Tilgangur, a view other benches
only dream of ever having. Sonia also comes with a pumpkin table and a lantern for light. Because of
all these amenities, Sonia is a very busy tourist destination, so when you go visit her, be sure to check
traffic along the way and plan accordingly. Sonia is well known for loving money, so be sure to send
money to her bank account, known as Tenretni the A.I.. Thanks for reading about another incredible
bench, be sure to check back next week for a super secret currently unknown bench.
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