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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
WE WASTE OUR TIME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
Nurtul Reportedly
Thirsty
KB Hair Color Caper
JUSTIN DANEWS
SHANIA TWANG
It seems that Alli's absence on the
server is beginning to get to It was August 2nd, 2021 and well known player KB announced that
Nurtul, this week he was seen she had dyed her hair again! Multiple players asked what color in deep
heavily chugging water bottles on interest and yet the young Burrito just went about her best life (or
top of a campfire roof. Maybe he maybe slept, those Europeans do that). Hours went by; at one point we
should not stand on flames then he dispatched Namoi on the grounds to see what had happened to no
wouldn't be having to down so avail. Finally, KB announced the gorgeous color she chose. "im a
much water! He also seems to be brunette" KB answered and attached a lovely photo for proof. At long
psychic as he screamed NO before last the many questions were answered and the server could rest easy.
Naomi @reportered. If he can see
the future, why didn't he warn Air
that Ako was going to kidnap
him?? Why didn't he warn his wife
Alli that she was going to be voted
out as CM?? This reporter sees
some flaws in this system, and we
just hope Nurtul hugs his wife and
stops being so dang thirsty.
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WEEKLY
ASK!
Poll Recap
Ask Alli POLE OROID
A trip to the wild side, by VC’s wildest player!
Hello I am here with more poll. This
ALLI poll asked “Do you Prefer Large or
Small Dogs?” and the results are in
This week the query was: "Are shrimp hearts actually located in their currently at this time. I'm not even
heads?" And the answer is No! First, we have to take a look at shrimp going to try to build this result up
anatomy to determine where the head truly ends. If you feast your eyes only 1 person voted for small dog.
on the diagram I have provided, you can see that the heart is located on The website page isn't even going to
the dorsal side on a shrimp, but it's behind the stomach, which is behind have a graph this week because that
the eyes of the shrimp. Shrimp have what is referred to as a would be a waste of the hundreds of
"Cephalothorax" or a head-body, and all of the organs are housed there. dollars we spend to hire professional
So, from a general standpoint you could say that the heart is on the graph makers. One person filled in
head, but truly from an anatomy standpoint it is a technical no! Also that they like medium dogs, and that
,shrimp contain cancer fighting minerals so make sure to eat lots of is a fair and reasonable answer.
shrimp, and remember to Ask Alli! Until next week friends! Another person wants a dog so big
that they become the pet, and I think
that is strange and should be
discouraged. The new poll asks “”
vote now at
https://villageweekly.weebly.com
A Tale of Namoi
NAMOI
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WEEKLY
CURRENT EVENTS:
The Build Comp continues, with only a few more days to go! IDK about y’all, but we here at VW are
really enjoying the team build! It’s a nice change of pace and collaboration always sparks something
exciting! Its not too late to join in (although you’d better hurry up!) on all the fun! /warp cm-
buildcomp-ta to come check out all the cool builds!
New Senate
Announced
This week j./
the new senate members
were announced to be KoalaBurrito,
Luis, Daypath, Naomi, and Ako!
Congrats to the new and not so new
Senators, we’re sure your gonna rock!
Akomine was elected Speaker of the
Senate and we’ll see if he runs the
senate as great as he runs the server!
With both creators, Ako and Luis,
being elected there were many calls to
Cheating but there was no evidence to
support this. We hope to see many
laws passed in the 3rd Senate of
VillageCraft!
Benches Of Tilgangur
GRAINY PLANKER
We back. The bench team took a short break to meditate and figure out what really matters to us, and
for the 3rd time we have decided to commit our lives to telling readers like you about the wondrous
benches around the city of Tilgangur. Quintavious the Bench is the first bench to be built near a pawn
shop. He enjoys sniffing cigarette smoke and watching people buy meth. Quintavious has a wonderful
view of an up-and-coming street currently filled with empty lots and late night drag racers. Be sure to
go sit on Quintavious next time you want to put drugs in your body.
Naomi Jaded?
A Tweet By Nurtul:
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WEEKLY
CATS
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