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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
WE WASTE OUR TIME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
Cyphur’s Plot to
Cause Conflict
Qualia Redstone Shop
SWIPER THE FOX
Reopens
VCW III coming to a Village BENTON STEBBINS
Weekly Special edition near you?
It's not as unlikely as you think. After a sudden closing for remodeling, followed by an alleged bombing,
Brutal’s mostly empty ‘village’ Hei Qualia’s Redstone Shop (/warp redstone) finally reopened! The grand
was recently seen with newly reopening ceremony was held by CyphurTheFox and attended by a few
constructed weapons along its random players who happened to be online at the time. Cyphur spent
northern border, with some even months working tirelessly on the new shop and it really shows! Not only
pointed at the ancient city of Gere. does it provide infinite redstone materials at pretty high prices, but it also
When asked about these weapons shows shoppers how to build some simple redstone gadgets. This is
Brutal quickly defended the builders aimed at helping players who don't usually use redstone to build some
“nurt and cy defending fiveton”. fun devices for their home (and also to buy more redstone). Be sure to
With these tensions rising, someone check out the shop next time you are aimlessly flying around Qualia!
may soon decide to care about Gere
and build weapons on the Hei side
with the intention of launching an
attack on Brutal’s empire. Check
back next week for full coverage on
the conflict as it continues to grow.
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WEEKLY
ASK!
Woah!
Ask Alli REPORTER PETE
A trip to the wild side, by VC’s wildest
Literally saw that Naomi is
player! BrutalFive based on this informant
ALLI
Hi guys this week's question is "is it true that koalas’ fingerprints are
similar to a humans?" Well dear reader, I'll do you one better! Not
only are they like humans but they've even been mistaken at crime
scenes as people! And unlike primates they evolved theirs separately
yet are still almost indistinguishable. It's very unlikely yet totally
possible for police to mistake a koala fingerprint for a human and
catch the wrong criminal! See if you can guess the koala vs the
human! Anyways that's all for this week, don't forget to Ask Alli! Namoi denies these claims stating
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WEEKLY
WOW!
Procrastination Curse
Mali and someone we are not able to disclose due to an
extensive NDA, were faced with a big problem these
past few weeks. They are doomed to have every
assignment in their college to be 4 days late! Mali
jested that they must go to the same college since they
are facing the same issues. This reporter fears that they
are faced with a Procrastination curse! They are trying
everything in their power to have everything on time,
but them who can not be mentioned had their textbooks
4 days late! And Mali had their professor not posting
the class information and all of the dates mismatched
between the course and the Syllabus. Since they are
being diligent the only solution is that the
Procrastination curse has hit them and there is nothing
they can do. It may be their prospective schools fault,
but it won’t matter in the end, they are cursed. I think
they probably caught it in that dreaded vc1. So steer
clear of VC1 and you’ll probably be safe.
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WEEKLY
BENCH!
Benches Of Tilgangur
GRAINY PLANKER
Back again with Bench Weekly! That's right, we don't need Village Weekly when we have our own thing
going on. This week’s Pair of Benches is very important as they were built as a monument to the Bestest
Friendship between Naomi and Nurtul. These benches were named Naomi and Nurtul after their creators and
have the current record for the most graffiti on a pair of benches in Tilgangur history. These benches are
located between the ghost dogs in the Tilgangur dog park and the delicious Applebeets:Tilgangur, now
serving half price tacos on Tuesdays! Come check out these excellent benches with your own bestest
friend(s) for a great time!
Nurtul Tweet
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