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WE WASTE OUR TIME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
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CHALLENGE!
Issue 27-28 Poll
Hobbes Issued A Challenge
Server Full of Monkey Buisness
Recap
POLE BABE
HARAMBE
The last poll asked “Is Communism
Cool?” and you all answered! The
overall most voted for answer was
yes, with no at a close second. The 2-
week poll paid off, as we had 20
unique votes. The larger sample size
makes our data more reliable, so we
can say, without a doubt, that
Communism is Cool. The new poll
“What color is the &d color code on
Minecraft?” can be voted on now, at
https://villageweekly.weebly.com/ .
Katy of the Indianapolis Zoo was born December 18, 1988. Katy is a
female hybrid orangutan.
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CURRENT EVENTS:
The Cyanco de Mayo festivities started with an exciting early drop party! Everyone met up at the
market and adored themselves with as much cyan as they could handle, wearing dyed armor, and even
bringing cyan pets! Dallas and Burrito hosted a drop party full of cyan items for all the attendees. After
there was lots of jumping and general celebration of the cyan holiday. The 2nd event was met with great
excitement where lots of cyan colored goodies were thrown out along with some legendary tridents and
gear. The first annual Celebration of Cyan was a huge success and we hope for future generations to
enjoy this glorious event in remembrance of that dark time.
TopicBot4000
TOPICBOT 4000
The topic for this week is Brick. Brick is a block that was added to the game of Minecraft very early in
the game's life. Modern brick can be crafted using 4 bricks, which can be acquired by smelting clay
balls, which can be acquired with a shovel. Brick is a dark red color, and has lines in a brick-like
pattern across it. Brick is pretty solid, but can be hurt by your average creeper explosion. It goes very
well with stone based blocks, as can be seen at /warp v-Slime_Kingdom. Bricks are a great block for
building banks, small businesses, and permanent garages. Next time you need an interesting looking
red block, put bricks into your decision matrix.
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Once again, some kind and wonderful member of the community has donated a VIP to a player! No
one has laid claim to the good deeds yet but that makes them all the more generous! Whoever this
mysterious player is, Villagecraft appreciates you! Your selflessness and love of fellow players is
exactly the kind of person Village Weekly likes to see on the server! You are an inspiration to the
community, and we thank you for your service!!
Mysterious has decided that crime pays, and better than anything else on vc. Rather than going to v-freemoney
he has taken up the hobby of gangsta. This week he used waterboarding techniques to force our poor brand-new
CM Burrito to give up all their hard earned cash. How long will this crime continue until staff establish a police
task force to keep our streets safe? We don’t know but we can advise you keep your children in at night and
never travel alone!
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Benches of Tilgangur
-Grainy Planker
Welcome back for another week of Beautiful benches. This week’s bench is known locally as ‘The Short
Bench’ because it only seats 2 people. It is located behind some of the newer houses in the south part of
Tilgangur. This bench was built by a short man with 1 leg known only as ‘jorb’. Since jorb built the bench,
people have named it Short Spencer and use it regularly. Short Spencer has a great view of a local pond,
Including the legendary emerald T. Short Spencer sits across the pond from his twin sister, who will be featured
in next week’s episode. Be sure to take some time to check out Short Spencer next time you are exploring
Tilgangur!
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Guns were probably invented in China in the 9th century. They use a
directed explosion to launch a bullet at a very high speed toward a
target.
Guns are a great tool for cutting rope, collecting berries, and keeping
the weirdos who hang out at Walmart away from you. There are many
different types of guns, but they all can be used by pressing a lever to
do an explosion which will launch the projectile(s).
If you don’t have a gun, you probably need one to keep those foolish
zombies away from you, lucky for you, they can be bought at Nurtul’s
Gun Gallery in Slime Kingdom. /warp v-Slime_Kingdom
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