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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
WE WASTE OUR TIME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
Hobbes Tries To
Homewreck Nurtul
Naomi Already Planning
And Alli Again! CM Takeover?
SNOOP DOGGY
CARL WHEEZER
This week it became apparent that
SM Hobbes has yet to give up on In an unpredictable turn of events SM Naomi has revealed her plans to
convincing SM Nurtul from his take over the CM position in the near future. She is sharing her plans in
Alli. Nurtul, ever the devoted the middle of the current election, possibly with the intention of
husband, rejected these inquiries, making sure no one votes in this election, making her the winner by
and the power couple remains default. She is even bringing up examples of events she has fully
together. It was revealed that they planned and probably laid out for weeks or even days after this story is
speak together telepathically, and published. Obviously the community was excited to hear of this, with
that their marital bonds transcend esteemed Crystal Hollow owner Emzy responding 'Yeeee :hand_clap:',
verbal conversation. It makes a signal of excitement in some cultures. When will Naomi make her
sense that they are Cult Leader move against the winners of the current election, and how will she
Naomi's right hand people (with sway the haters over to her side?
Cybot and Gerrit clutched in her
left of course) as the telepathic
communication is useful for all
their nefarious cult activities.
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
CRISIS AVERTED
Poll 25 Recap
Lunaris Helps Out Players In Time Of POLE OROID
Need
This was a 2-week poll, and you guys
Players Finally Take Action Into Their Own Hands voted a little, but I know you can do
KELLY RIPPA
better, so keep it up and get better I
guess. The poll asked ‘Are Witches a
In light of numerous staffers and villages turning a blind eye to the wool problem on VC?’ and the results are
crisis revealed in last week's issue, Lunaris decided to take a stand. in. You, the readers of Village
They collected all of the cyan wool they could find and decided to sell it Weekly have decided that witches are
for $.50! This is a clear show of support of our fellow players and we both a problem and not a problem,
thank KoalaBurrito and FroggyBee for their sacrifice to the players of
though 9 people admitted to being
VillageCraft. This amount of consideration for the community deserves
witches, so we may have to call this
to be rewarded. The grand council has decided 50 Gold Blocks will be
delivered to Lunaris as a show of recognition to the great service they one inconclusive. Be sure to vote in
have given players. Congratulations Lunaris! Thank you for caring the new poll “Is Communism Cool?”,
about the little guys! now available at
https://villageweekly.weebly.com
Ako Backo Forever
YOU ALL KNOW AKOMINE, OUR BEAUTIFUL SERVERS
ANARCHIAL LEADER. HE IS AN INCREDIBLE SERVER
OWNER WHO HAS PUT IN EFFORT FOR YEARS TO KEEP
THIS INCREDIBLE SERVER RUNNING AND AVALIABLE.
EVEN WHEN WE ARE ARGUING OVER SILLY LITTLE
DRAMA EVENTS, AKOMINE STICKS WITH US AND KEEPS
SUPPORTING EVERYONE! VILLAGE WEEKLY LOVES
YOU!
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
CURRENT EVENTS:
After CM Alli was voted out at the exact 2 month mark, the server was thrown into CM Election season
once more. KoalaBurrito was a clear front runner from the beginning, but well loved previous CM
Legend was able to get considerable support. This resulted in the two fantastic candidates having a tie.
This will thrust the community into another shorter vote where MPs will have 1 vote for either
KoalaBurrito or Legend. So think in your soul which candidate will be the best option for CM and vote
accordingly. We here at Village Weekly would be pleased to work for either so VillageCraft is in good
hands.
Communism on the rise
Hello comrades, it is I, Luther van Strategos. I am here today to tell you about how cool communism is. Communism
is cool, because you don't have to worry about those lame basic needs anymore. I will take care of them for you, and
you will be left to pursue your dreams of doing fun things(as long as they are approved of course). The ONLY change
you would have to make to your daily life is 14 hours a day of government mandated physical labor! Please vote for
communism in your next local election!
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
KEYWORD
TopicBot4000
TOPICBOT 4000
Hello. Today I will tell you about wood. Wood is a block that naturally makes up the non-leafy part of
trees. Wood can come in 8 types: Oak, Spruce, Birch, Jungle, Acacia, Dark Oak, Crimson, and Warped.
Wood is a handy block required for many crafting recipes, including tools, torches and crafting tables.
Wood is also flammable, so it will set itself ablaze if it is left too close to a fire source such as a fire.
Wood does have a good texture for decorating so people use it to build flammable homes anyway. If
using wood, be sure to have water nearby. In the event of a house fire, wood can be destroyed quickly
with an axe, allowing for a quick escape from the inferno. Feel free to check out a tree near you for
more information about wood.
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
Order Restored to Qualia
With SpaceY successfully delivering Cyan wool to Qualia the Protestors celebrated and returned home, leaving
just the looters behind to be settled by law enforcement. With the last of the destructive scumbags locked up
order is restored in Qualia. Without the support of his violent comrades The Main Instigator of Violent Looting
Surrenders.
This main Instigator was unveiled and turned out to be the infamous Airbongus! I'm sure the police will get to
the bottom of his motive for stoking the fires of the chaos sowers. The thousands of dollars of property damage
will likely be paid through Manhattan's deep pockets since Air was behind it. He will have to pay for the weeks
of disorderly conduct that happened outside of the wool shop in Qualia. We are happy the culprits are behind
bars and thanks to SpaceY order cyan wool normalcy can be restored.
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
Art Recap
Artist Name
Anony Mous
Happiness is Sadness, which is odd to say. But Happiness can’t last forever, sometimes not even a
day. Imagine Happiness as Daytime, and Sadness as Night. Even on the longest days, the Sun will
dip out of sight. Then in comes the Darkness, consuming everything around. And suddenly it
becomes difficult, to even make a sound. No matter how hard we try, Daytime has to end. When that
time comes, Darkness will be your only friend. Fear not, however, Night also leads to Day. For
eventually even Sadness, can’t keep Happiness at bay. So don’t give up. Stay strong a little longer.
Because all that Sadness does, is make Happiness stronger.
Celebration Of Cyan
-Homer Simpson
Cyan Wool has been safely delivered to Qualia and that is cause for celebration! Citizens of Qualia have thrown
together the first annual Celebration of Cyan festival. The purpose of this festival is to celebrate the love of all
things cyan and to show recognition to the struggle Qualia Citizens suffered through the past month. Already
you can see the banners and flags waving throughout the streets in celebration. Feel free to explore the stalls as
they will expand as the festival continues. The official end date will be after what we are dubbing Cyanco de
Mayo. That night everyone is invited to wear cyan and mill about the streets of Qualia enjoying the views and
being thankful that cyan wool is restored.
Benches Of Tilgangur
-Grainy Planker
Welcome back for another bench! This week we are talking about the bench near the lighthouse. This bench was
built by religious leader Larry the Cucumber. For many years after its construction, it was totally unused by the
citizens of Tilgangur, as they thought it was cursed, due to the fact that Larry the Cucumber has no arms. After
some brave children sat on it without being cursed, people finally started using it to enjoy its incredible view of
the sea and the semi-terrifying Vote for Naomi in the sky. The bench was then named after that brave child
‘Excavator Sr.’. Excavator has become a destination for tourists from all over the flat earth, and is a great place
to see and feel the beauty of Tilgangur.
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
Istrana Protests Strong and Organized
In light of Istrana's Build Commission still using Cyan wool during the shortage, citizens of Istrana have
organized a protest outside the main market area of the city. Standing in neat orderly lines and chanting "Stop
Planning with Cyan Wool!" Has created a hard to ignore statement. Very orderly and poised this crowd is not to
be ignored. With the shortage ended this issue should be resolved, though it is good to see the citizens of Istrana
being so passionate on global affairs.
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