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WE WASTE OUR TIME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
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WAR??
Image of the Week
Istrana Citizens Push to Hold Valace WE LOVE PICS!
Accountable
Civil Unrest Continues Since we have moved to biweekly
polls we will be putting an image of
WALDO the week here, feel free to submit it
to any of our reporters to be featured
In typical Istrana fashion, there are citizens standing up for what is right in Village Weekly! This imagine is
in light of the NomaiGiven getting trapped in a Valace Canal. The The BrutalFive killing it on the poll
people have spoken, and they want Istrana, as the superpower it is, to in a Strip Club! Work that money
hold Valace accountable in this worldwide halt in trade. With their maker Brutal!
impressive Military we think peace loving Valace would have little
hope if this goes to conflict. Best case scenario is cyan wool trade
returns and conflict is avoided, but this reporter shudders at the outcome
that will be presented if wool trade does not continue. With riots already
raging in Qualia and protests becoming prominent in Istrana it is only a
matter of time before something shifts. We just hope it shifts in favor of
the citizens and not the tyrants. If anyone is to step in and keep Valace
accountable it will have to be Istrana, but at what cost. We hope peace
is achieved before these large empires come to blows.
Gamer or Tacooo?
We love either way
THE EDITOR
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CURRENT EVENTS:
Events:
DOES IT EVEN MATTER AT THIS POINT
Thanks to everyone who came to yesterday’s community showcase, it was lots of fun! For those who
didn’t attend, Gerrit gave a lovely tour of his village, followed by an intense game of capture the flag in
the senate building!
Mali Now in
Charge??
Alcohol Disabled?
In a scoop given by Dallas, it has come out that Big Villagecraft has disabled alcohol brewing,
effectively putting prohibition in place. How long until Nascar 2 electric Boogaloo is uncertain but it
is on the horizon! Why Staff did nothing during the drug epidemic is unknown, but it's clear the drugs
benefited their purpose since removing alcohol distracts players from the cyan wool. Eyes open
sheeple! supporter owns VillageCraft. Do you part! Donate to Valace’s Free the Ship Fund to help end
the Cyan Wool Shortage of 2021!
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ROBOT!
TopicBot4000
TOPICBOT 4000
Greetings, after a recent information gathering excursion to the server, I have learned about
Mooshrooms. Mooshrooms are animals that appear to be regular cows, but have mushrooms on their
backs. Mooshrooms can appear as red, or brown variants. Mooshrooms spawn in mushroom field
biomes, and anywhere else server SM’s decide to spawn them. When a mooshroom becomes unalive,
they will drop leather, beef, and experience orbs. Mooshrooms can be turned into a regular cow via the
use of shears, which will drop 5 of the corresponding color mushroom and change the cow.
Mooshrooms can be milked with a bucket, to yield milk, they can also be ‘milked’ with a bowl, to yield
mushroom stew. Mooshrooms have the ability to give a human minecraft player many resources, so
they should be captured quickly to allow for an optimized Minecraft experience.
A Gravel block
Village Showcase
Steals Map from Looking for a Good book? Swing on by to
Alli’s Book Store for some quality
literature today! Located in downtown
Hypixel Tilgangur, Alli’s Book Store has some of
the best books VC can offer!
Potential Scientist Shadow has made some bold Written a Good book? Swing on by to
accusations, but the most recent thrust at Gerritt’s Alli’s Book Store for some quality money
Village Showcase must be the most violent. today! Located in downtown Tilgangur,
‘Doesn’t Hypixel have that exact same map for Alli’s Book Store has some of the best
like one of those arrows/ colored block war game money VC can offer!
thing?’. While the source for this information is
not cited, the way a true scientist would cite their
sources, it is clearly an attack on Gerritt’s build.
What could Shadow possibly mean by this? Is he Riots Increase in Qualia as Week
planning an attack on the village? We will have to Comes to a Close
wait until the event and see, but in the meantime,
be very careful around that Shadow guy.
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With qualia market now deep in the thralls of protests over rising
cyan wool prices, and the NomaiGiven looking more stuck than
ever, a new company on VC has stepped out, promising to use
novel technologies to solve the crisis and bring back reasonably
priced blue cyan wool to all the peoples of VC!
The new company, SpaceY, is a subsidiary of Glassridge
Industries, a megacorporation best known for its potion brewing
service, Green Fox Chemical. SpaceY has announced a two stage
plan to deliver cyan wool to Qualia market at reasonable prices.
The first phase has them constructing and moving a new barge
into qualia harbor. This barge sports state of the art GPS systems
allowing the second phase of the plan to be set into motion. The
second phase consists of using a newly constructed launch facility
to rapidly deliver cyan wool over thousands of kilometres to
qualia market, using custom rockets that will land upright on the
barge.
The Rockets, the launch of one pictured below, are purported to
use a technology SpaceY calls “Super Hull Uncompressible Lofty
Kerbal Entity Receptacles'' or SHULKER for short. Leading
experts say that while the technology demonstrated here isn’t
exactly new, no one has attempted to strap SHULKER containers
to a rocket before and used them for long distance shipping.
Top VillageCrafters have expressed mixed views on the new
system. Cyan wool advocate Akomine has been quoted saying
“finally! Sane prices can return!” when asked about the deliveries
directly to qualia’s doorstep. Other players have expressed
concerns with SpaceY’s uniquely 3D approach, stating “space
travel? We need to worry about things here on the ground” The
general trends, however, are positive; while prolific Qualia
economists state that these deliveries should help restore cyan
prices to more affordable levels within the year.
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Art Submission:
Artist Name
Anony Mous
Despite all my friends, I am alone. Together we go to eat and hang out, but I am alone. Together we talk,
laugh and have fun, but I am alone. Together we gossip and rant with each other, but I am alone. I am
alone, together, And that might not make sense. My friends try to help, and they are there for me, but I
still feel alone. The problem is, I’m not actually alone. I’m loved and appreciated by many, I just can’t
feel it. I try not to feel alone, but in the end, it consumes me. Despite all my efforts, I am alone. Together
with my loving, caring friends. I am alone, together.
Response 1: this is really well written, dark and sad but also beautiful and poetic! Definitely a relatable piece,
and a poignant one at that.
Response 2: Thanks for the submission Anony, I think the poem has a great structure and really flows well.
While the contents appear dark, and I am very sorry to hear that you feel this way, I hope that writing these
feeling down can help you get through them and come out feeling better. <3
Response 3: Poetry is art as it gives a glimpse to the raw human soul. Thank you for giving us a glimpse of
yours, you expressed something I too have felt and it made me feel unified and less alone. I hope writing the
poetry was therapeutic for you as well.
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