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WE WASTE OUR TIME SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
A CONFUSED PERSON
Froggybee is dead. F, If you knew
Froggybee, I am sorry. If you didn't, I
am sorry. Either way this is a After the end of the Cyan wool crisis, and the start of Cyanco de Mayo,
tremendous loss that we may never many thought the cyan protests would end. The protesters in Istrana
recover from. Like, maybe Froggybee though, seem to not be finished. As late as Wednesday night, they were
will come back, but if they don't that seen calling for an end to government use of cyan wool. Is it possible
would suck. Hopefully we can all that the government in Istrana is so out of touch with the worldwide
recover from this, including economy that they have not heard about the new sources of wool? Or is
Froggybee’s close friend who is a it the protesters that are uninformed? Either way, it seems that the
burrito. protests continue at mostly full strength, excluding the number of
protesters who appear to be headless. Have crimes been committed by
the government? Have the protesters forgotten to check their phones?
Who knows, but hopefully these protests can come to a swift end soon.
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
We love Vanilla
THE EDITOR
Giving life to the waterfall, a huge oak tree (the Giving Tree) has been
Vanilla_Gal has graced the server
visited by many players around the server in recent times. Many visitors
with her presence once more and we
of the giving tree have been starting to leave their wishes at the Giving
couldn’t be happier! Whether is it
Tree for some unknown reasons; However, sources indicate that some
schooling silly American’s about
form of reward (Diamonds) were given to players who left their wishes
Canada’s superiority or just being a
at the tree. Regardless, the tree seems to be making the players on the
bright light, Vanilla is always
server happy! So come and climb up her trunk and use her swing and
someone that brings the party. We
get diamonds and chill out with your friends and be happy at the Giving
love her village the Land of Maple
Tree.
Syrup and can’t wait to see what she
comes up with! VW loves Vanilla!
TopicBot4000
Today you will read about water. Water is a liquid that is wet. You can swim in water,
and you can drink water. Water is a base ingredient in potions. Water is also used to turn
concrete powder into solid concrete. Water is what dolphins and fish live in. Water is
used to make dirt blocks wet so that crops can grow. If the blocks are not wet the crops
will not grow well and you will have to find another food source or risk perishing. Water
can be transported using a bucket, and placed on the ground also using a bucket. When
water is placed, it spreads out from the source blick, looking to flow downhill if it can.
This is knowledge about water.
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
NEW CM!
Village Weekly is happy to Announce our newest CM KoalaBurrito! We are deeply saddened to see
Allison go so early but are excited to see what amazing things KB can bring to the role! Next week you
will get to have a welcoming message from the new CM herself! So, stay tuned for that! A European
Community Minister hasn’t been seen since our 2nd one Livid so it’ll be interesting to see how the event
dynamic will change. One thing is certain, our other time zones will have more consideration in an
effort to have a more inclusive VC and that can only be seen as a good thing. All in all take time to
congratulate KoalaBurrito and we look forward to what she comes up with as CM!
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
CYPHUR WATCH!
One of our reporters was taking a lovely evening stroll when they happened upon CyphurTheFox stuck
in a box of his heads! The only thing we can deduce that this is some of that “Foxy magic” that Cyphur
is always talking about. There are witches about on VillageCraft and it seems we’ve found 1. This
looks like a cloning mission gone wrong since we know Cyphur has cloned himself to get more spying
done. This proves that he is a witch, but can robots perform witchcraft?? This puts the Cybot theory up
in the air, so this reporter will be doing research on whether robots can be witches!
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WEEKLY
MISSING NO MORE!
Wolf and long-term friend of Naomi, DigitalFolf has been missing in recent months when he
disappeared from the 5th Haven Server and then wasn’t seen on VC either! He finally resurfaced last
night on VillageCraft with a vengeance against 1 fox. DigitalFolf per usual didn’t have a lot to say, but
actions speak louder than words. He murdered CyphurTheFox a lot with various epicly named
weapons. Perhaps something happened on 5th Haven to cause such a response. Or maybe Cyphur did
something to Folf during his disappearance. Regardless I’m sure these two furry lovers will work it out
and we’re happy he is no longer missing.
Naomi Hiding
So have you ever heard the term ‘buried the lead’? Well I didn't do that, I just did the opposite by
putting the entire story in the title. If you ever need to win a game of hide and seek, you should
probably challenge Naomi, because you will win. Some other people that might not be very good at
hiding are Vanilla_Gal, Sir_Robot, Mysterious King, and Koala Burrito. These are just some people to
keep in mind for your next game of Hide and Seek. Have a great day!
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VILLAGE
WEEKLY
TILGANGUR TIMES
Benches of Tilgangur
GRAINY PLANKER
Welcome back for another bench! This week we are talking about the bench near the lighthouse. This
bench was built by religious leader Larry the Cucumber. For many years after its construction, it was
totally unused by the citizens of Tilgangur, as they thought it was cursed, due to the fact that Larry the
Cucumber has no arms. After some brave children sat on it without being cursed, people finally started
using it to enjoy its incredible view of the sea and the semi-terrifying Naomi for Staff in the sky. The
bench was then named after that brave child ‘Excavator Sr.’. Excavator has become a destination for
tourists from all over the flat earth and is a great place to see and feel the beauty of Tilgangur.
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