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Classic Cars,
Part 2
The story in Thursday’s
Buzz, ‘Classic Cars’ by April
Wamhoff was rather soul-
stirring. “Here’s the thing, I
have a sentimental bone a
mile wide and a mile long
and there are 2 cars in my
life I would keep in my living
room.... The second lies out
there, on the prairie, in a gully
between Willow creek road
and Triple Cross. Down from
Combine Hill. She’s not such
a beauty but she’s near and
dear to my heart, anyway...
I have to wonder, how in the
world did she get out there,
and why? It’s hard for me
to imagine a Saturday night
lovers party gone bad... I’d
name her ‘Sunflower’. Put her
in my living room. I wonder
how she’d look with doilies
and coffee table book.”
Here’s another classic car in
a cold, frosty scene taken by
Frank Vargo, who took quite a
hike to get the photo of a 1929
Hudson that lives about a half
mile away from the St. Marie
entrance street in a rancher’s
field. We can only wonder, the
story the old girl could tell.
 Mulitple SEEK THE CHRIST OF CHRISTMAS
layers kinda’ Join us on Mondays 6:00 - 7:00 PM
at Calvary Baptist Church
temperatures 5 5th Ave N • Glasgow, MT
Music - Scripture - Prayer
Bitter cold will continue today and tonight across Just a simple time to seek Jesus
Northeast Montana with dangerous wind chill. Monday, December 5th
Widespread wind chill values of 15 to 35 below are Monday, December 12th
expected. Hypothermia will be possible in as little as 10 Monday, December 19th
minutes with frostbite possible in as little as 30 minutes.
Make sure to dress warmly with multiple layers and ‘Let them eat cake’?
limit time outdoors as much as possible. What did you have for supper last night? Well, we
Today: Mostly sunny, with a high near 1. Wind chill values can tell you what the Biden regime had for dinner last
between -15 and -20. Northwest wind 10 to 17 mph, with night.
gusts as high as 25 mph. Butter Poached Maine Lobster, Osetra Caviar, Kobe
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around -10. Wind chill Beef, Delicata Squash Raviolo and Tarragon Sauce was
values between -15 and -25. Southwest wind 5 to 9 mph on the menu at the At first post Covid-19 State Dinner.
becoming east after midnight. Oh, by the way, that was a total of 200 lobsters.
Saturday: Mostly cloudy, then gradually becoming sunny, The Canada Free Press summed it up this way:
with a high near 15. Wind chill values between -15 and -25. “(Thursday’s) sumptuous feast, which will also have Kobe
North wind 7 to 9 mph becoming west in the morning.
Beef on the menu, will go down in a lavish pictorial that
Saturday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 1. Wind chill
could easily be entitled: “This Is What Happens After A
values between -5 and -10. West wind 8 to 11 mph.
Political Party Masterminds How To Steal Elections And
Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 27. West wind 6 to 10 mph.
Has No One To Stop The Trend.”
Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 5. Northwest Eat, Drink, & Merry Christmas to the Biden
wind 8 to 10 mph.
Regime!!!
Monday: A 20 percent chance of snow after 11am. Mostly
cloudy, with a high near 18. Northwest wind 9 to 15 mph,
with gusts as high as 23 mph. HLYH Gun raffle wraps up
Monday Night: A 30 percent chance of snow. Mostly cloudy, The Hi Line Youth Hockey Gun Raffle — a gun a
with a low around -7. North northwest wind 8 to 11 mph, with day for the entire month of November — wrapped up
gusts as high as 22 mph. on Wednesday.
Tuesday: A 20 percent chance of snow before 11am. Mostly Winners were, 11/1 - Bill Murch; 11/2 - Tyler Mix;
cloudy, with a high near 4. North wind 7 to 10 mph. 11/3 - Kayla Reinhardt; 11/4 - Gwen Page; 11/5 - Paul
Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around -11. North Provencher; 11/6 - JT Thievin; 11/7 - Kyler Koski; 11/8
northeast wind 7 to 10 mph becoming east southeast after - Amy Larson; 11/9 - Todd Tryan; 11/10 - Del Hansen;
midnight.
11/11 - Tyler Mix (double winner!); 11/12 - Ann
Wednesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 16. East
Potter; 11/13 - Randi Kllind; 11/14 - Randy Isakson;
southeast wind around 11 mph becoming west southwest in
the afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 20 mph. 11/15 - Myron Malnaa; 11/16 - Larry Ochsner; 11/17
Wednesday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 2.
- Hi-Tech Electric; 11/18 - Kirsten Carlson; 11/19 -
Ashton Simpson; 11/20 - Jeff Alsberg; 11/21 - Ann
Thursday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 26.
Stahl; 11/22 - Barry Mathews; 11/23 - Brian Higareda;
Reel Life Wisdom 11/24 - Wade Geraets; 11/25 - Kyle Barras; 11/26 -
Kip Hentges; 11/27 - Arlie McMichael; 11/28 - Steve
“There is in every one of us a spark of the infinite Miner; 11/29 - Larry Hicks; and last but not least, 11/30
goodness that created us. When we leave this - Iva Murch.
Earth, we are reunited with it as a raindrop Hi-Line Youth Hockey appreciates the community
falling from heaven is at last reunited with the support and would like everyone to show up for the
sea which gave it birth.” ~ Cecil Humphreys in Ice Dawgs this season! Always some great concessions
The Razor’s Edge (1946) cooking!
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fun, dynamic and has room to grow? Then Bank of Glasgow is looking
for you. Seeking applicants for a full-time Teller. Candidates should
be detail oriented; possess excellent customer service skills; ability to
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Director for clerical work needed in all areas of Milk River, Inc. This
includes, but is not limited to, filing all information in the individual’s main
files, typing letters, forms and reports, making copies for group homes, etc.
Answer and direct phone calls to appropriate staff and individuals. Greet
customers and assist them with laundry, ironing, can, etc. Empty money
from pop machines and prepare for deposit. Balance petty cash boxes.
Prepare deposits. Attend monthly staff meetings and weekly management
administration meetings. Work with Administrative Assistant in preparing
policies and chair the Safety Committee. Position is PT, but will work into
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typewriter, and calculator) and have the ability to work with the public, as
well as DD individuals. Must be self-motivated and organized.
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check. CALL 406-228-8747 FOR MORE INFORMATION.
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manner. $12.00 per hour. APPLY AT COTTONWOOD INN & SUITES
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The latest ‘Yellowstone’ episode hits solar panels and sage grouse
by Aaron Flint, Montana Talks
We had a caller, Jeff from
Butte, on Monday’s statewide
radio show. He loved the fact
that Governor John Dutton,
played by Kevin Costner in
the hit TV show “Yellowstone”,
fired his entire policy team. He
also really liked the part of the
episode dealing with oil, gas,
solar panels, and sage grouse.
As someone who talks Montana
politics every day, I concur.
It was great. Basically, John
Dutton walks into a meeting
with all of his policy advisors
and asks what they’re talking
about. They tell him how they’re
going to cancel a gas project in Eastern Montana due to Nicole in Columbus:
sage grouse concerns. They then tell him how they’re My favorite comment of John Dutton’s is at the very
going to approve a massive solar power project. end, when he walks away with his advisor... He says
That leads to this back and forth: “How much money did I just save the state”, meaning
John Dutton: And what effect you think when he fired all those TreeHuggers. Made me laugh.
7000 acres of solar panels are going to have on their Another “beef ” I have is that much of that wind and solar
environment? power doesn’t stay here to make our electricity cheaper, it
Stanley: There’s no evidence that solar panels would goes to California. So they foul up our environment, our
have any impact on the sage grouse. views, and mess with our wildlife to have electricity that
John Dutton: What do they do with the sagebrush isn’t even viable. They’re constantly on some electricity
when they put in the solar panels? saving mandate, or losing power. These big city people
Stanley: They, they, they would clear it before are phenomenal at telling us how we are destroying rural
putting in the solar panels. America, but they come here because of our views, nature,
John Dutton: And remove the sagebrush? the quiet beauty...hmmm how is it destroyed again?
Stanley: Yes sir.


John Dutton: Sage Grouse live in the sagebrush.
Stanley: They do.
THANK YOU
John Dutton: And you don’t think removing the Karla & Galen Zerbe
sagebrush is gonna have an effect on the population? Family Foundation
Stanley: I just said there’s no evidence... for your generous support of the
John Dutton: You know what scares me about you, Siding 45 Skatepark
Stanley? You’re serious.
Scan with phone to donate online
You know what else is interesting when it EIN: 81-0466553
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Here’s more feedback on that same episode from www.glasgowmtskatepark.com
AG Knudsen Offers 4 Tips To Avoid Scams
As Montanans Begin Christmas Shopping
Montana Attorney General Austin clicking links. QUARTER
Knudsen is reminding Montanans to be BINGO
• While the Buzz recommends to shop Saturdays at 7 PM
aware of common scams, which tend
local and the buck stays here, if you 25¢ a card
to increase during the holiday season,
as they begin Christmas shopping.
have to shop online, ese a credit card or 5 cards for $1
so you can track your purchases and GLASGOW SENIOR
“Scammers are out this Christmas
dispute any charges you didn’t make CENTER
looking to take advantage of
or don’t recognize with the credit
unsuspecting Montanans, so be on
card company. Do not use gift cards
high alert and be cautious as you buy GLASGOW
to make a payment. Anyone who B
gifts and make donations this year,” SCHOOL MENU
asks you to pay using a gift card is P
Attorney General Knudsen said. “Don’t MONDAY
most likely a scammer.
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and your family.” • If you’re asked to donate to a charity, Breakfast Pizza • Tri Tater Mashe
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Attorney General Knudsen shared give wisely. Ask questions and Lunch
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avoid falling victim to a scam while that your money will be used in ways Potatoes w/ Gravy
Rosy Applesauce • Bun w/ Jelly
shopping this holiday season: you consider appropriate. Be wary Milk
• When purchasing gift cards, check of callers who use high pressure
the terms and keep the receipts. tactics or those who promise you
Remember, Montana law stipulates sweepstakes winnings in exchange
that gift cards and gift certificates for your contribution.
do not expire unless the business is

sold. Gift cards can also be redeemed “Remember, if it’s too good to be
for cash if they were originally fortrue, it probably is,” Attorney General
more the $5 but have less than $5 Knudsen said.
remaining. Montanans can report any phone,
email, or mail scams to the Montana
• When making a purchase through Department of Justice’s Office of
social media: verify the company, Consumer Protection at https://app.
ensure the website is secure before doj.mt.gov/OCPPortal/?q=node/396,
paying, check the account’s public contactocp@mt.gov, or (406) 444-4500
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 ROBYN’S NEST WANTS TO
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Why doesn’t doesn’t someone just shoot me?!?
Jacky Dyrland did shoot this “Sharpie” with her
smarty phone! This sharp-tailed grouse was
hanging out solo in the frosty atmosphere east
of Opheim. We surely appreciate Jacky’s travels!
While the Western Meadowlark is Montana’s
state bird, the sharp-tailed grouse is the provincial
bird of our neighbors north of the border —
Saskatchewan. Winter habitat usage by sharp-
tailed grouse seems to shift toward denser cover for
thermal insulation. Habitat usage in winter varies
Vintage Christmas
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Sat. Dec. 3 • 9am - 12pm
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* Vintage Christmas Décor for Sale.
* Gifts for the Antique Lover on your list.
* Come & walk through memory lane & enjoy
the season with friends & neighbors
Door Prizes -Refreshments Served
greatly as a function of snow depth (Swenson
1985). As snow depth increases, habitat selection
shifts from cropland and prairie to shelterbelts and
woody vegetation. Grouse will select large snow
banks to burrow into, to keep warm during cold
nights — which are definitely here! And from some
photos Loni Gundermann shared to Buzz readers
earlier this week, there are plenty of snow banks
for the Sharpies up north to burrow in. Hopefully
this fellow (or lady) can catch up with the gang.
CITY OF GLASGOW COUNCIL AGENDA
DECEMBER 5, 2022 Santa Cash Pack
REGULAR COUNCIL MEETING
CIVIC CENTER – COUNCIL CHAMBERS
Holiday Saturday, Dec. 3
9 AM - 5:30 PM
1) 5:00 P.M. – CALL MEETING TO ORDER
MAYOR KARST PRESIDING
Bazaar (5) $10 Gift Certificates
SATURDAY 25% OFF All
2) PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DECEMBER 3 Christmas Items
9:00 AM - 2:30 PM except for marked items
3) PUBLIC COMMENT ON ANY AGENDA St. Raphael's Gym Door Prizes & Refreshments
ITEM 412 3rd Ave. N Starting Sunday, December 4
OPEN 10 AM - 4 PM
4) *CONSENT AGENDA – (Note: All matters
Home-crafted to
Home Based business Red Barn
listed within the Consent Agenda have been Gifts
distributed to each member of the City of Glasgow
A Stew and Potato Soup 10 am - 5:30 pm M - F
lunch served for purchase. 10 am - 4 pm Sat.
City Council)

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B) PAYMENT OF CLAIMS FOR DECEMBER
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8) MAYOR’S REPORT
9) COMMITTEE REPORTS – PERSONNEL,
WATER, CEMETERY, GRANT, AND ORDINANCE
10) DEPARTMENT HEAD REPORTS
11) PUBLIC COMMENT
12) ADJOURN
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Award winning Brisket
Friday, December 2, 2022 • 6:00-7:30 PM
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» But, Stop by and Listen to
Music by Chisholm Christensen
Elks also has 2 tickets to 2023 Cat Griz in
»
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Drawing will be held at the Brisket Feed Dec 2.
For tickets, please contact Chris Helland at 406-263-2114 or stop
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 A man is snuggled in bed with his wife on a cold,
winter night when there is a “rat-a-tat-tat” on the
door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half for a stroll through a collection of
past three in the morning. Nativities from all over the world.
“I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he
thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
December 11, 2022
“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife. from 4:00 - 7:00 pm
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. 15 Airport Road
He opens the door and there is man standing at the door Various musical talents
in the new-fallen snow. It didn’t take the homeowner will be shared.
long to realize the man was drunk. One Night Only
“Hi there,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a
ALL ARE WELCOME
pushhhh??”
“No, get lost. It’s half past three. I was in bed,” The Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints
says the man and slams the door.

season’s greetings!
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what
happened and she says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice
of you. Remember that night we broke down in the
pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF OUR

baby sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house WEEKEND HOLIDAY HOURS
to get us started again? What would have happened if November 26
he’d told us to get lost??” 9 am - 5 pm

“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.

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“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife. “He needs our 9 am - 5 pm 12 pm - 3 pm 9 am - 5 pm
help and it would be the right thing to help him.”
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dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, 12 pm - 3 pm 9 am - 5 pm 12 pm - 3 pm

and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he “YOUR MONEY SAVING STORE”
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Letter to the Buzz
Taking the “WOKE” movement to a new
high, or better yet, or perhaps, a new low.
Lin and I were enjoying an article in the BS Buzz
about a man who was in need of a job, so he saw an
advertisement for employment at a zoo. It was about
a primate, particularly an ape. We enjoyed it and the
ending.
Hope that you had an opportunity to read it also.
Then, we went to the news media emails and what
to my wondering eyes should appear but an article that
was instilled in my feeble little mind as an “Are you
kidding me” section of one of my little boxes that is
in my cranium. The man at the zoo and the job offer
tending to the ape!
The illustrious WHO, (World Health
Organization), appears to me, to have taken the WOKE
movement a step beyond normalcy and has just made
a decision that will impact primates throughout the
world… OR NOT!
Now Lin and I have been in politics for many
years, as both legislative aides (me) and Lin as Office
manager for a State Senator as well as being lobbyists.
We have sat in on committees well into the night
both in Washington, D.C. and the Hawaii State Capitol,
so we are well aware of what legislators can come up
with when they have nothing better to do.
While sitting in on an environmental forum, I
happened to be sitting adjacent to a local Hawaiian
man, who had in a very nicely wrapped package and
it was partially open so I could see in, it was a small
shark fin. Sooo, I just had to ask. You know you would
have asked too!
“Whatcha got there?”
“One of my ancestors,” he replied.
“Didja call him shorty?”, I queried.
Well, that went as well as could be expected! I
avoided bodily harm by being much faster than him
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and departed the committee room!
Later on he actually took his “relative” to
Washington D.C. to testify before a committee there.
By the way, he ran for Governor of Hawaii, Lin and I
campaigned for him, it was the least we could do. He
did not do too badly, either!
William told us that he came in 2nd out of the
two!
Well, Quoting The World Health Organization
it announced the other day, QUOTE: “it would begin
referring to the monkeypox virus as ‘mpox,’ the result
of a six-month effort to find a nondiscriminatory
alternative to avoid stigma. The name ‘monkeypox’
will be phased out over the next year. The change
comes after the world’s largest outbreak of mpox
earlier this year saw more than 80,000 infections and
55 deaths across 110 countries. The majority of those
infected were men in the US and Europe who have
sex with men, but critics argue mitigation efforts were
hampered by false stereotypes associating the virus
with Africa and primates. While it was first identified in
monkeys (see history), it is found primarily in rodents.
It is endemic—or regularly identified—in 10 African
countries. The shift aligns with the WHO’s broader
2015 goal of naming diseases without reference to
groups of people, animals, or locations”!
So there ya go! That poor prospective zoo keeper,
referred to in the BS Buzz, might just have to mind his
P’s and Q’s when addressing that ape!
The cowboy philosopher Will Rogers once said:
“But with Congress — every time they make a joke it’s
a law. And every time they make a law it’s a joke.”
You just can’t make this stuff up!
And so it goes!
~ Frank and Lin Vargo