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Discipline: Yes Please... I’ve been a bad boy. No, please don’t hurt me mommy.
Term: 1st Trimester 2nd Trimester 3rd Trimester
Name o’ Intended:________________________
Gender: (Circle all that apply) Male Female ECE Hermaphrodite
Sex: Yes Please! No, I’m married!
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PBD TOTALS
Beer Barons 76 Take me back home
Pyrotechnic Timbit Express 68 There is nothin’ fair in this world
SE-Xperts 63 There is nothin’ safe in this world
4A Elec 52 And there’s nothin’ sure in this world
2B Mech 47 And there’s nothin’ pure in this world
4A Comp 44 Look for something left in this world
Noods 42 Start again
1B Mech 25 Come on
1B EnvCiv 24
Deck 24 It’s a nice day to start again.
1B Geo 23 It’s a nice day for a white wedding.
3A Mech 16 It’s a nice day to start again.
“No, I tend to follow the Judao-Christian ethic of “Thou shalt not kill”. But, that’s just me.”
Ryan “2 Votes” Walker
“You can’t be too crazy, but you can be too sane.”
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“Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I’d really have to go with breast size.”