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The talented cast of FREAKY FRIDAY ready to wow the Blaire Westby, Jorden Mix, Joely Chappell, Tommi
audiences this weekend includes John Wyatt Lawson, Prewett, Saryn Riddick, Lane Thompson, Olivia Helland,
Blake Lloyd, Tanner White, Kambria Ross, Zavier Urbin, Adam Mickleson, He'Lena Stulc, Ben Kompel, Madison
Kassi Norcutt, Chase Tarum, Noah Lippert, Riley Clampitt, Wood, and Connie Youpee. Not pictured: Ali Kuka.

Glasgow High School to present the musical FREAKY FRIDAY

FREAKY FRIDAY is a hilarious,
musical adaptation of the Disney
Channel original movie is about a
mother and her teenage daughter
who experience the biggest freak-
out ever when they magically swap
bodies. They have just one day to
put things right again before mom’s
big wedding.
Masquerading as each other,
they must work together to solve the
mystery of how to break the spell.
By spending a day in each other's
shoes, Katherine and Ellie come
to appreciate one another in a way
they never could have imagined. In
the end, both learn the true power
of love and the strength of the bond
between a mother and daughter in
this heartfelt and funny adaptation.
continued inside
Lenten series continues at FLC
This Thursday's Lenten series “Silent Witnesses” at
the First Lutheran Church continues with "The Stone"
and begins at 5:30 with a Soup Supper following at 6:30,
served by Youth.
VFW District 5 meeting Saturday
Department of Montana Veterans of Foreign
Wars District 5 spring meeting will be held in Glasgow
on Saturday, April 9 at the VFW Post in Glasgow.
Registration will be from 10:00 to noon followed by a
Lasagna dinner. Both VFW and Auxiliary meetings will
follow. All VFW and Auxiliary members are invited.
Buy me some
peanuts and
Cracker... Jills?
Tonight: Mostly cloudy, then gradually becoming mostly
clear, with a low around 27. Blustery, with a northwest wind
20 to 25 mph decreasing to 11 to 16 mph after midnight.
Winds could gust as high as 36 mph.
Thursday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 49. North northwest
wind 10 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph.
Thursday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 25. North
wind 7 to 11 mph becoming east southeast after midnight.
Friday: Sunny, with a high near 62. Breezy, with a south
southeast wind 9 to 14 mph increasing to 17 to 22 mph in
the afternoon. Winds could gust as high as 28 mph.
Friday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 38. South
southeast wind 8 to 18 mph becoming southwest after
midnight. Winds could gust as high as 24 mph.
Saturday: Partly sunny, with a high near 53. Breezy, with a
west northwest wind 14 to 24 mph, with gusts as high as
33 mph.
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 28. West
northwest wind 15 to 20 mph decreasing to 7 to 12 mph
after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 30 mph.
Sunday: A 20 percent chance of rain after noon. Partly
sunny, with a high near 48. Northwest wind 8 to 17 mph,
with gusts as high as 25 mph.
Sunday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 25. North
northwest wind 9 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 24 mph.
Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 45. North northwest
wind 10 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph.
Monday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 22.
Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 42.
Reel Life Wisdom
"There are two kinds of pain in this world -
the pain that hurts and the pain that alters." ~
Denzel Washington in The Equalizer 2 (2018)
BUZZIFIEDS
BUZZ
WANTED: Spring, summer and fall pasture for any number of pairs up
to 150 head. Also looking for hay to put up on shares or otherwise. 406-
654-1989
BUZZ
FOR RENT: 1 bedroom upstairs apartment located downtown. Washer and
Dryer available. $550/month utilities paid. 406-367-5213
BUZZ
FOR RENT IN GLASGOW 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment $600/mo. Tenant
pays electric. Laundry in building. PLEASE CALL HELLAND AGENCY
AT 406-228-2114 OR EMAIL 2helland@nemont.net
BUZZ
GLASGOW REC DEPT. POSITIONS: Pool Manager, Head Lifeguard,
Lifeguards, Recreation Instructor, and General Laborer - $11.49/hr or DOE
– Please pick up and turn in applications at the Glasgow Rec. Dept. on or
before May 2, 2022 - ANY QUESTIONS CALL 406-228-8341
BUZZ
NOTICE OF JOB VACANCY: Full-time Seasonal Bridge and Signing/
Truck Driver/Operator for the Valley County Road Depart. Open till Filled.
Benefits include Insurance and PERS. Must be able to obtain CDL within
3 months. Job description and application available at valley county road
shop. ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CALL ROAD SUPERINTENDENT
TODD YOUNG @ 406-263-1477.
BUZZ
DAIRY QUEEN has openings for part time cook. Must be able to work nights
and weekends. Wage $13-15/hr DOE. CAN APPLY AT DAIRY QUEEN.
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY TRANSIT has an opening for a full-time/part-time/relief
driver. Benefits available. Must be able to obtain a CDL with passenger
endorsement within 90 days of hire. People skills and good driving
record are required. Will be subject to preemployment drug test, criminal
and driving record check. Pay will be $15.50-$16.00 per hour with pay
increase after successful probation period. CALL 406-228-8747 WITH
ANY QUESTIONS OR TO GET AN APPLICATION.
BUZZ
 BUZZIFIEDS
TOWN & COUNTRY FURNITURE is looking for a part-time sales associate;
20-30 hours weekly. Person must be self-motivated and eager. The duties
and responsibilities include working closely with customers to determine
their needs, effectively answering their questions about products, and
recommending solutions. On-the-job training provided. The starting hourly
wage for this position is $15.
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is now offering the position open for our
Housekeeping Director. The Director of Housekeeping and Laundry
Services assumes administrative authority, responsibility and accountability
for providing housekeeping and laundry services to create a safe, sanitary,
comfortable and homelike environment for residents, staff and the public.
Manages employees to provide services according to facility philosophy
and consistent with state and federal laws and regulations. Starting wage
is DOE and very competitive. PLEASE FILL OUT AN APPLICATION AND
DROP IT OFF THE ADMINISTRATION DEPARTMENT AT VALLEY VIEW
HOME IF INTERESTED!
BUZZ
HELP WANTED: Part time, must be able to work nights and weekends.
Wage $12/hr. APPLY AT SUBWAY IN GLASGOW.
BUZZ
THE GLASGOW HOUSING AUTHORITY will be accepting applications
for openings for several units in Public Housing, a short wait-list may
apply. The rent is based on 30% of your income. PLEASE EITHER PICK
AN APPLICATION ON OUR FRONT DOOR OR THEY MAY BE FOUND
ON OUR WEBSITE AS WELL. www.housingauthorityofglasgow.com
BUZZ
HELP WANTED PT Dishwasher, nights. CAN APPLY AT DURUM
RESTAURANT
BUZZ
JOB OPENING: The Valley County Pioneer Museum supervisor position.
This position will manage the office, performing a variety of miscellaneous
duties. Will supervise all museum employees and volunteers, prepare and
help the board with the budget. APPLY AT THE MUSEUM. 406-228-8692
BUZZ
HELP WANTED: Taking applications for bartenders. APPLY AT THE
FORT PECK HOTEL
BUZZ
GLASGOW MIDDLE SCHOOL COOK JOB: Starting wage $12.52-15.53/hr
(DOE), Full benefits package, & great place to work! For more information
and to apply go to: www.glasgow.k12.mt.us and click on employment
tab. CALL 406-228-2406 FOR MORE INFO. (EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
EMPLOYER)
BUZZ
COTTONWOOD INN & SUITES Front Desk Receptionist 6am-2pm $12.50
per hour REPORTS TO: Front Desk Manager. POSITION SUMMARY:
Represent the hotel throughout all stages of the guest’s stay. Determine
guest’s reservation status and identify how long the guest will stay. Help
guests complete sign-in sheets and assign rooms, accommodating special
requests whenever possible. Verify the guest’s method of payment and
follow established credit-checking procedures. Place guest and room
information in the appropriate front desk rack. APPLY AT COTTONWOOD
INN & SUITES
BUZZ
MILK RIVER INC. is looking for a Night Shift Direct Support Specialist.
CALL 406-228-8412 FOR MORE INFO
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for a new Dietary Director. The Director
is responsible for the Dietary Department, food and supply logistics and
resident dietary needs. If you have experience and are looking into a long
term career, please visit Valley View Home for an application. OUR WAGE
IS HIGHLY COMPETITIVE AND DEPENDS ON EXPERIENCE!
JOB OPENING Two Rivers Office Manager at Glasgow Chamber/Two
Rivers Office. Pay is $18/hour. Part time, 20-30 hours/week Responsibilities
& Duties: Attend monthly board meetings; Prepare meeting agendas and
materials; Invoice, collect dues, and prepare statements for members;
Recruit new members; Prepare and write grants and funding opportunities
Requirements: Highschool diploma or GED; Flexible schedule and
adaptability; Proficiency with Microsoft applications; Excellent customer
service skills; Grant writing experience; Experience with QuickBooks.
Applicants may pick up an application at the Glasgow Chamber/Two
Rivers office or request via email. Please submit a completed application,
resume, and cover letter. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT BAILEE
AT 406-263-4769 OR trg2@nemont.net WITH ANY QUESTIONS.
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY CONSERVATION DISTRICT is seeking an
administrative assistant to be located in Glasgow, MT. This job is 24 hours
per week with an hourly wage of $14/hour with a possible increase in salary
after a 6-month probationary period. Benefits include: Public employee’s
retirement, Annual leave, Sick leave, All state and federal holidays. Start
date Negotiable; as soon as possible. FOR AN APPLICATION, OR TO
SUBMIT A RESUME, PLEASE CONTACT vccdjobs@gmail.com
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for CNAs for day shift. High paid wage
for CNAs with long term care experience. We can train and certify anyone
who wants to become a CNA as well. Starting wage for trainees is $15.00
hourly. PLEASE SWING BY VALLEY VIEW HOME ADMIN OFFICE FOR
AN APPLICATION AND JOIN OUR TEAM!
BUZZ
HI-LINE FORD has job openings in the service department. Experienced
Service Tech – applicant needs to have automotive skills, applicant
needs to have his own basic tools, we provide specialized tools. We offer
a full benefit package with health insurance, eye and dental, 401k with
matching funds. Ford experience a plus, but not necessary. We can provide
specialized training. Pay depends on experience. Detail Technician –
applicant will be responsible for washing and detailing vehicles in and
out. Applicant must show good work ethics and attendance. We provide
all necessary tools and equipment for the job. Full benefit package
applies. Pay based on experience with growth possibilities based on job
performance. Hi-Line Ford service department operates 5 days a week,
8 hours a day. Weekends off, with paid time off and medical insurance
available. We have a large / Warm shop. Benefit pkg includes 401k with
matching funds and a health insurance plan. 1-406-228-2141 ASK FOR
NORM, JOSH, OR JR TO SCHEDULE AN INTERVIEW
BUZZ
COTTONWOOD INN & SUITES has an opening for full-time Housekeeper/
Laundry. Respond promptly to requests from guests and other departments.
Identify and report preventative or other maintenance issues in public areas
or guest rooms. Perform any combination of the following tasks to maintain
guestrooms, working areas, and the hotel premises in general in a clean
and orderly manner. APPLY AT COTTONWOOD INN & SUITES
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is now open for a full time cook position. The cook
will be trained and oriented to provide delicious meals to our residents
while ensuring dietary orders are being met. The cook is responsible for
their dietary aides and supervisory skills are preferred. Our wage is very
competitive and scaled depending on experience COME TO VALLEY
VIEW HOME AND PICK UP AN APPLICATION FOR A NEW CAREER!
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for a full time Dietary Aide to support our
amazing kitchen providing restaurant style customer service to our amazing
residents. Our starting wage is very competitive and scaled depending
on experience. PLEASE VISIT VALLEY VIEW HOME AND PICK UP AN
APPLICATION IF INTERESTED!
Freaky continued
FREAKY FRIDAY is sure to make
you laugh and the music is fantastic!
Based on the 1972 novel by Mary
Rodgers and the hit Disney films,
FREAKY FRIDAY features a book by
Bridget Carpenter - the co-executive
producer and writer on the TV hits,
"Friday Night Lights" and "Parenthood"
- and music and lyrics by Tom Kitt
and Brian Yorkey - the Pulitzer Prize-
winning composers of Next to Normal.
FREAKY FRIDAY is directed by
Desiree Johnson with musical direction
and choreography by Luree Green-
Chappell. The stage is managed by
Alesia Hopstad.
Cast members include Tommi
Prewett, Saryn Riddick, Ali Kuka, Lane
Thompson, Chase Tarum, Kassi Norcutt,
Adam Mickleson, Kambria Ross, Joely
Chappell, Riley Clampitt, He’Lena Stulc,
Blaire Westby, Tanner White, Blake
Lloyd, Zavier Urbin, Jorden Mix, Noah
Lippert, Constance Youpee, John Wyatt
Lawson, Olivia Helland, Ben Kompel,
and Madison Wood.
Performances for FREAKY We don't know where the skeleton fits into FREAKY FRIDAY, but
FRIDAY run April 8th-11th at the Zavier Urbin will be able to reveal it when the show opens this
Glasgow High School. Friday, Saturday, Friday night at 7:00 and continues through Monday.
and Monday show times are 7 PM with Reyling, Sand Electric, Thistle and Thread Boutique,
a Sunday matinee at 4 PM. Torgersons of Glasgow, Triple A Glass, United
Tickets available at the door: $10 for adults and $5 Insurance and Realty, and Western Drug.
for students & seniors. 4/6 - 4/19
FREAKY FRIDAY is brought to you by the Family Pack Certified Angus Beef®
TOP SIRLOIN STEAKS................. $6.99 lb
Glasgow High School and sponsored by Carquest Auto Willamette Valley Beef Bacon Wrapped or Regular
Parts, Glasgow Pediatric Dentistry, HiLine Clogging TENDERLOIN STEAKS................$11.99 lb
40 Knots 2 lb. pkg.
and Gymnastics, Independence Bank, Nemont
Telephone Cooperative, and Prewett Interiors with Happy Easter SALMON FILLETS.....................$11.99 ea
Swaggerty’s 16 oz. Select Varieties
SAUSAGE................................. $3.99 ea
help from Big Valley Water, BS Central, Buechler Cook’s Cache Valley 32 oz. Shredded or Block
SHANK HAM ............................. $1.49 lb CHEESE ................................... $6.99 ea
Insurance Agency, C&B Operations, Coca-Cola Frozen Bone-In Cracker Barrel 7.5 oz. Select Varieties
Bottling Company of Glasgow, Dan’s Auto Clinic, SPIRAL Cure 81
HAM ............................. $1.99 lb CHEESE STICKS ........................ $3.99 ea
Food Club 6-8 oz. Shredded or Block
Dental Care Clinic, Eugene’s Pizza, First Community SPIRAL CUT HAM....................... $2.99 lb CHEESE .......................................3 / $6
Bank, Fossum Materials, Gary L. Wageman, The Farmland 4 lb. Foster Farms 40 ct.
WHOLE HAM ............................ $9.99 ea MINI CORN DOGS .................... $6.99 ea
Gathering Place Counseling Center, Glasgow Auto Gold n’ Plump Fresh
WHOLE CHICKEN ....................... $1.49 lb ASPARAGUS .............................. $1.49 lb
Sales, Helland Law Firm, HiLine Collision, Mac’s Gold n’ Plump Family Pack Food Club Dozen
Korner Dairy Queen, Mirror Image, Norval Electic, CHICKEN Boneless
LEG QUARTERS ........... $1.29 lb LARGE EGGS ................................2 / $3
Langers 64 oz. Select Varieties
Pehlke’s Furniture, Prairie Ridge Village, Dr. Joseph PORK TENDERLOINS.................. $2.99 lb FRUIT JUICE.................................3 / $5
 Thanks for Listening
Crooks Thieves
Corporate Greed
In case you haven't been aware
of your escalating heating bill for
natural gas and electricity in recent
months I need to make you aware that
things aren't always as they seem. MDU and North
Western Energy are just two of the aforementioned
culprits when it comes to screwing us where it hurts the
most....in our senior pocketbooks.
Most of us more ripper/quality aged individuals
live on a fixed income. Our Social Security checks don't
even come close to covering what bills we have including
heating our homes, having electricity, sewer and water
services, and apparently to some fat-cat-desk-bound,
number-crunching CPA from some mega corporation
we don't eat much so grocery buying shouldn't be an
option.
All their promotional material stresses how much
they care about the seniors living on a fixed income. I
say this....they care more about their investors and stock
holders than they do about their customers. This I can
prove in time as these articles go on....and on...and on!
Here's just one simple fact that most consumers
of natural gas and electricity don't know or maybe
don't care to know. The “high gas prices” the big
corporations complain about to the PSC (Public
Service Commission) aren't the high prices they tell
the commission about. See, electric companies and
gas companies buy and sell their commodities daily.
They have several or more people sitting at desks
studying things like future weather conditions in any
given area so they can see who to buy energy from or
who they should sell some to. If a bucket of natural gas
costs $10.00 at 7:am in Montana and there's a storm
on the horizon in Texas the Montana folks will sell gas
and electricity to those utilities in Texas for $12.00
a bucket. If that same gas and electricity costs $10
in Montana today and Maine has some surplus they
need to get rid of so they can do some construction
they put it on the market for $7.50 a bucket. Montana
gobbles it up, of course. Quite a savings to pass on to
their consumers eh? Not quite, folks. Come winter
in the frozen North along the Canadian border the
utility company goes whining to the PSC that they
(the company) need a rate increase to cover the high
cost they are paying for their gas, not telling the PSC
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Commissioners of their windfall last summer with
the $7.50 a bucket gas purchase that they have been
saving in an undisclosed location. “I'd tell you where
but then I'd have to kill you.”
So now that price they paid is returning twofold
benefits to the company and it's investors and stock
holders.
I have a memo from MDU (Montana Dakota
Utilities) that states on one page that the company “
does not benefit from price increases.” Yet in another
place it states that the company “ does benefit from said
increase”. I take that to mean that if the bucket is half
full the profit is 15% and if the bucket is ¾ full the profit
is still 15%.
This is just a preamble of many more stories to
come about the mega corporations who control what
you pay for your heating and electricity.
The PSC was set up to regulate the prices the
utilities charge and any increase the utility requests
must be OK'd by the Public Service Commissioners
themselves....after carefully considering all angles and
spread sheets provided by the utility. They then vote on
said request. A majority is needed for the increase to be
approved.
Then about four years ago the Montana legislature
jammed through bill H.B. 411 which gave congress the
ability to over-ride the commission and to give money
to other places. From that day forward Commissioner
Pinocci has fought that infamous bill with all he has to
no avail. One reason for the high utility costs right now
is that the legislature is giving your payments to the Fish
Wildlife and Parks to the tune of more than $2,000,000
each year. Trivial amount considering?....Ask any senior
on fixed income if that is a trivial amount. Much more
on the H.B. 411 in the future.
Keep warm and cut the warm fires burning down
to 62 degrees in your home!
That's it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
~ Virgil Vaupel
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THURSDAY
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SCHOOL MENU
THURSDAY
French Toast • Ham
Applesauce • Milk
Lunch
Popcorn Shrimp w/ Cocktail
Sauce • French Fries
Strawberry Cup • Bun w/ Jelly
Milk
Cool little kid stories
NUDITY:
I was driving with my three young children one warm
summer evening when a woman in the convertible
ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!
As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old
shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing
a seat belt!’
+ April 7th - Senior Day (55+)
25% off over the counter products and giftware
+ April 11th - 15th - Easter Sale and Jellybean Guessing Game
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and win the jellybean plus a surprise!
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KETCHUP:
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the
jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked
her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. ‘Mommy
can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now, she’s
hitting the bottle.’

MORE NUDITY:
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in
the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the
room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and
running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement
and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever
seen a little boy before?’

POLICE:
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary
school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old.
Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, ‘Are
you a cop?’ ‘Yes,’ I answered and continued writing the
report. ‘My mother said if I ever needed help I should
ask the police. Is that right?’ ‘Yes, that’s right,’ I told her.
‘Well, then,’ she said as she extended her foot toward
me, ‘would you please tie my shoe?’

ELDERLY:
While working for an organization that delivers lunches
to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter
on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by
the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes,
walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at
a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned
and whispered, ‘The tooth fairy will never believe this!’
 It blew, and...
While the highest wind speed recorded by Glasgow
NWS at the airport location on Tuesday was a
sustained 40 mph, the highest gust was 70 mph at
the airport location. It had to be a zinger coming down
Cherry Creek Street (better known these days as
(Look for Taylor Storage Lane), knocking out power
at some north side locations. There were also some
reports of a few shingles taking flight in Glasgow.
Meanwhile, over in Phillips County, Ag announcer
Lane Nordlund (at right) went to a bull sale and posted
this on his facebook page:
"I (and everyone else) had never seen the wind blow
as hard is it did in Phillips County, Montana.
Stepping out of my pickup at the Hinman Angus Bull
sale in Malta the wind sent my hat flying in the air
going, what felt like a quarter mile, until a barb on
the bottom wire of a fence stopped it. I had to come
up with a homemade stampede string to keep it on!
While this is humorous it was a down right scary drive
south for about 40 miles. The historic Grandstands at
the Phillips Co. fairgrounds in Dodson couldn’t even
stand up to Mother Nature. Stay safe friends and pray
for rain (with not much wind). Thanks to Kurt Kangas-
American Angus Association for the one photo.
(To see the Phillips County Fair grandstand photo, it
is posted on Lane's facebook page. The photo above
is nothing compared to that!)