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The Scotties got the New Year underway this past place in the JV Tournament at 113 pounds while veteran
Thursday with a dual match in Glendive, defeating the teammate Kyler Hallock won the 195 pound varsity title.
Dawson County Red Devils 42-18, and then traveled Glasgow’s schedule doesn’t get any easier this weekend
to North Dakota for the extremely tough 57th Annual as they’ll be in Sidney for a dual this Thursday night and
Bismark Rotary held Friday and Saturday. Ted See will then be headed to Cow Town for the 64th Annual
(pictured above getting a pin during the 26th Annual Miles City Cowboy to be held Friday and Saturday. More
Scotty Invitational December 12th) would finish first on Scotty wrestling coming up. (Buzz file photo)
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FOR RENT IN GLASGOW 1 bedroom, 1 bath apartment $500/mo. Tenant
pays electric. Off street parking. PLEASE CALL HELLAND AGENCY AT
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THE GLASGOW HOUSING AUTHORITY will be accepting applications
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apply. The rent is based on 30% of your income. PLEASE EITHER PICK
Some good AN APPLICATION ON OUR FRONT DOOR OR THEY MAY BE FOUND
ON OUR WEBSITE AS WELL. www.housingauthorityofglasgow.com
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SPACIOUS APT. FOR RENT: 2 bed, 1½ bath 950 sq. ft. Laundry room,
A/C. City of Glasgow. New flooring and paint. Small pets ok. $675/mo.
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Today: Sunny, with a high near 19. Wind chill values BUZZ
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in Glasgow. $925 water included. CALL OR TEXT 406.696.5016
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a temperature rising to around BUZZ
21 by 5am. West wind 7 to 15 mph. THE GLASGOW ELKS CLUB is hiring a bar manager to start immediately.
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 31. West wind Wage is $18 per hour plus tips. Event bonuses are a possibility. Will oversee
the Elks bar operation; duties will include making employee schedule,
10 to 14 mph.
ordering inventory and supplies, and communicating with people interested
Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 21. West in booking events. Also would be working regular bar shifts. Hours vary by
wind around 10 mph. week, but overall the position would be part time and hours are flexible.
STOP BY THE ELKS DURING BUSINESS HOURS WEDNESDAY-FRIDAY
Wednesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 37. West wind
AFTER 4. OR CALL THE ELKS 228-2233 OR CHRIS HELLAND 263-2114.
9 to 13 mph. BUZZ
Wednesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 24. VALLEY COUNTY TRANSIT has an opening for a part-time/fill-in driver.
West wind 8 to 10 mph. Some benefits available. Must be able to obtain a CDL with passenger
endorsement within 90 days of hire. People skills and good driving
Thursday: A 20 percent chance of rain after 11am. Mostly record are required. Will be subject to preemployment drug test, criminal
sunny, with a high near 40. West northwest wind 7 to 13 and driving record check. Pay will be $14.25-$14.83 per hour with pay
mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph. increase after successful probation period. CALL 406-228-8744 FOR
Thursday Night: A 20 percent chance of snow before MORE INFORMATION
11pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 19. Northwest BUZZ
wind 15 to 17 mph. JOB OPENING Office Manager/Assistant. Full-time position available
immediately. Wages DOE with benefit package. The Chamber Office
Friday: Partly sunny, with a high near 28. Northwest wind Manager/Assistant will work closely with the Chamber Executive Director,
13 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 20 mph. Board of Directors, and office personnel. Applicants should be highly
Friday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 8. West wind community orientated, friendly, professional, and energetic. Join our FUN
team! CALL GLASGOW AREA OF CHAMBER & AGRICULTURE AT
7 to 9 mph becoming south southeast after midnight.
406-228-2222 FOR MORE INFO.
Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 31. South wind BUZZ
9 to 11 mph becoming west in the afternoon. FMDH POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT Primary Care Clinic Nursing
Supervisor. Full-time, 40-hours/week, Monday- Friday. Graduate of
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 15.
approved nursing program and hold a current State of Montana RN
Sunday: Partly sunny, with a high near 30. licensure and current BLS Certification. One-two years management

Reel Life Wisdom experience preferred. On the job training provided. Qualified applicant will
provide management for day-to-day operations of clinical staff consistent
with the overall organizational goals, polices and procedures of FMDH.
“These days, reality is a bummer. Everyone’s This includes overseeing clinical nursing staff schedule process, conducting
looking for a way to escape.” ~ Tye Sheridan in annual performance evaluations and monthly rounding meetings with
Ready Player One (2018) nursing staff and act as resource expert regarding clinic services. In addition
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applicant will help with continued growth and development within the clinic process. Registered Nurse will be trained in the areas of Outpatient Surgery
setting and will contribute to the preparation of department budgets and and Post Anesthesia Care Unit (Recovery Room). FMDH is an Equal
annual goals of the Glasgow Primary Care Clinic. Full benefits package Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. PLEASE CONTACT THE HR
offered includes medical insurance with an option of free employee only DEPARTMENT AT (406) 228.3662 FOR MORE INFORMATION.
health, dental and vision insurance. 401K with employer match after BUZZ
6-months of employment. Vacation, PTO, and sick leave offered. FMDH FMDH POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT Registered Nurse or LPN – Glasgow
is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. PLEASE CONTACT Specialty Care Clinic. Monday - Friday, varying hours between 8:00am
THE HR DEPARTMENT AT (406) 228.3662 FOR MORE INFORMATION. – 5:00pm (between 32 – 40 hours per week.) 2-3 days/month traveling
BUZZ outreach clinic. Graduate of approved nursing program and hold a current
FMDH POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT Customer Service Representative- State of Montana RN or LPN licensure. CPR Certification preferred or
Glasgow Specialty Care Clinic. Full-time; Monday – Friday 8:00am required within 6-month of hire. On the job training provided for the right
-5:00pm (30-40 hours/ week). High School Diploma or GED. Previous candidate. Qualified applicant will provide assistance to Physicians as
clerical, medical terminology and computer experience preferred. Qualified directed with examinations and procedures. Duties include evaluates,
applicant will be responsible for patient check in, scheduling appointments plans, and implements interventions for solving patient care problems.
and data entry of all patient information. Other duties will include answering Provides and oversees direct patient care in accordance with established
telephones, directing to appropriate personnel and assisting in other nursing protocol and physicians’ orders. Prepare patients for examinations/
clerical duties as assigned. FMDH is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative procedures by completing appropriate paperwork and room setup. Full
Action Employer. PLEASE CONTACT THE HR DEPARTMENT AT (406) benefits package offered this includes; medical insurance with an option
228.3662 FOR MORE INFORMATION. of free employee only plan, dental and vision insurance. 401K with match
BUZZ after 6- months. Vacation and sick leave. FMDH is an Equal Opportunity/
FMDH POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT Maintenance Mechanic Assistant Affirmative Action Employer. PLEASE CONTACT THE HR DEPARTMENT
(2 positions open). Full-time, Monday – Friday w/ rotating weekends once AT (406) 228.3662 FOR MORE INFORMATION.
trained. High School Diploma or GED. 1-year plant or hospital maintenance BUZZ
experience preferred but not required. We will provide all job specific training FMDH POSITION ANNOUNCEMENT Medical Assistant- Glasgow
necessary. Maintaining the Buildings, Grounds and Systems at FMDH. Specialty Care Clinic. Full Time; Monday – Friday 8:00am -5:00pm. 2-3
Looking for a vocation that makes a difference in our community? We offer days/month traveling outreach clinic. Medical Assistant Certification
a great environment and good benefits while working with wonderful people. preferred but not required. Previous medical experience and terminology
Well consider working with our team, we are looking for the right person preferred but not required. CPR Certification preferred or required within
to fill this open position, is it you? General maintenance of systems and 6-month of hire. On the job training provided for the right candidate.
equipment responsibility that ensures the safety and operation of the entire This position administers professional healthcare services to patients.
facility. Perform general preventive maintenance and repair of mechanical, Contribution in management of patient care and carrying out routine
electrical and electromechanical equipment. Organize and precipitate patient care measures. Duties include but not limited to, obtaining
staff relocations and space preparations. FMDH is an Equal Opportunity/ patient vital signs and medical history. Provide patients with explanation
Affirmative Action Employer. PLEASE CONTACT THE HR DEPARTMENT of procedures, prepare patient for exams/procedures, and assist with
AT (406) 228.3662 FOR MORE INFORMATION. medical procedures. Enter patient information and documentation
BUZZ collected into electronic medical record system. FMDH is an Equal
FMDH POSITION OPENING Inpatient Registered Nurse. Full time or Part Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. PLEASE CONTACT THE HR
Time, 12-hour shifts. Must possess a Montana Registered Nurse degree DEPARTMENT AT (406) 228.3662 FOR MORE INFORMATION.
through accredited program. CPR (required), ACLS, PALS, NRP, and BUZZ
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within two years of hire). If you are passionate about providing care and will be trained and oriented to provide delicious meals to our residents
helping patients of all ages, while working in a team-based environment while ensuring dietary orders are being met. The cook is responsible for
where you will make a difference every day. FMDH wants you. Registered their dietary aides and supervisory skills are prefered. Our wage is very
Nurse is responsible for coordinating and delivering patient care utilizing competitive and scaled depending on experience COME TO VALLEY
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time; 3-4 days/week, varying shifts. Must possess a Registered Nurse VALLEY VIEW HOME is now accepting applicants for an Activities Aide.
degree through accredited program. 1 year of general nursing experience Activities Aide will assist in the therapeutic activities designed to meet the
preferred. Current CPR required, ACLS-preferred. The registered nurse interests and enhance the functional abilities and self-esteem of each
(RN) is accountable for the coordination of nursing care, including patient resident. PLEASE VISIT OUR ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT FOR
care, patient/family education and transition of care utilizing the nursing AN APPLICATION.
Vets interested in benefits
Veteran Service Officers for the Montana Veterans
Affairs will be visiting the Glasgow VA Clinic Wed. Jan.
DIGITAL PICTURE & SOUND
12th from 1 – 4p.m. to meet with Veterans who are
DAILY MATINEES • $6.50/PERSON interested in applying for benefits.
CURBSIDE POPCORN DAILY If you are interested in applying for benefits, please
All Tuesday showings are $5
406-228-9239 • www.polsontheatres.com bring a copy of your discharge paperwork, DD214, with
you.
SHOWING: JANUARY 7 - 13, 2021
VFW & Auxiliary meeting
The VFW Post #3107 and Auxiliary will meet
Rated PG 110 min. Rated PG-13 148 min.
Daily 4:15 & 7:10 Thursday, January 13 at the VFW in Glasgow at 1900
Friday & Saturday 9:15 Daily 4:30 & 7:30 and the Auxiliary at 1800. All members are encouraged
to attend.
Community pond Wrestling results from Glendive

grant $$ available 103 Forfeit


113 Kuka, Jake (Glasgow) defeated Rod,
Groups or individuals interested in constructing Sheldon (Dawson County) {Fall 5:38} (Score:
or improving a community fishing pond have until 6-0)
Feb. 1 to apply for a Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks’ 120 Berry, Austin (Dawson County) defeated
Community Pond Program grant. The objective of See, Ted (Glasgow) {Fall 1:17} (Score: 6-6)
the Community Pond Program is to enhance public
126 Reske, Matthew (Dawson County) defeated
fishing opportunities in or near Montana communities
Pedersen, Shalynn (Glasgow) {Fall 1:27} (Score:
by providing funding that may be used to construct or
6-12)
improve a public fishing pond.
Applicants must provide at least 30 percent of 138 Cornwell, Jack (Glasgow) defeated Huber,
the total project cost, which can include contributions Keenan (Dawson County) {Fall 1:52} (Score:
such as heavy equipment time, construction materials, 12-12)
labor, engineering services and more. Anyone wishing 145 Harriugten, Cody (Dawson County) defeated
to sponsor a project may apply. A total of $100,000 Tryan, Ted (Glasgow) {Fall 0:41} (Score:
in grant funds is available for ponds that offer public 12-18)
fishing opportunities. 152 Donaldson, Mason (Glasgow) defeated
Since 2003, the Community Pond Program has Hostetler, Espyn (Dawson County) {Decision
funded projects that benefit young anglers and their 8-7} (Score: 15-18)
families by providing locations where individuals of all 160 Nesbitt, Devon (Glasgow) defeated Wergin,
ages can learn angling skills. Additional information Keaton (Dawson County) {Fall 4:20}(Score: 21-
on the Community Pond Program, including a grant 18)
application form, is available on the FWP website at fwp.
170 Nesbitt, Damien (Glasgow) defeated Reske,
mt.gov. Click on “About FWP,” select “Grant Programs,”
Tommy (Dawson County) {Decision 8-2} (Score:
then click on Community Pond Program. The direct
24-18)
link is: https://fwp.mt.gov/aboutfwp/grant-programs/
182 Hughes, Austin (Glasgow) defeated Forfeit
community-pond.
(Dawson County) {Forfeit} (Score: 30-18)
Applications, which are accepted each year, must
be received on or before Feb. 1. Applicants are required 205 Crum, Hunter (Glasgow) defeated Forfeit
to contact their local FWP fisheries biologist to obtain (Dawson County) {Forfeit} (Score: 36-18)
project support. For more information, contact Michelle 285 Hallock, Kyler (Glasgow) defeated
McGree, FWP program officer, at 406-444-2432 or Dingfelder, Zander (Dawson County) {Fall 1:13}
mmcgree@mt.gov. (Score: 42-18)
Hambria scores 19 in Lions win North Country girls drained seven 3-pointers in
By Mike Brandt running away with a 52-17 win over Scobey-Opheim.
They continue to record wins as their remarkable The teams got off to a slow start in their first action since
season continues. The Lustre Christian Lions are enjoying the Christmas break. The Mavericks held a slim 5-3 first
one of their best years in boys high school basketball. The quarter lead after Zandora Longtree’s three-ball. Daisy
Lions improved to 9-0 overall and 3-0 in District 3C play Hersal buried a three to open the second period, giving
with a 75-13 thumping over Frazer Saturday night. the Spartans a 6-5 lead. But the Mavericks closed out the
The Lions defense shut down the Bear Cubs in the first half on a 15-0 run for a 20-6 lead.
second half, holding Frazer scoreless in the 62-point win. Carrie Taylor scored to start the third for Scobey-
Lustre Christian led 49-13 at the half after taking a 32-7 Opheim, but sophomore Teagan Erickson burned the
first quarter lead. nets with two treys. Taylor answered with a three, but
Jasiah Hambria had a game-high 19 points in leading Cora LaBrie came back with her three for a 29-11 lead
the 10th ranked Lions. Kolden Hoversland followed with with 4:10 to play in the third. North Country led 37-13
15 points, Braden Ewing added 10, Cayden Klatt nine, going into the fourth.
Elijah Lenihan eight, Bryan Chen, Clay Reddig, and Alex The fifth-ranked Mavericks (7-1, 2-0) wrapped up
Chen four apiece, and Kaleb Hoversland two. the game with a 15-4 fourth quarter. Jaycee Erickson fired
Frazer (1-5, 1-2) was led by Kevin Ackerman with in 17 points, including two treys and 5 of 6 free throws.
eight points. John Hotomaine chipped in three points Teagan Erickso added 12 points, including three treys,
and Ty Fourstar two. Paige Wasson had 11 points, LaBrie and Longtree three
Frazer did get into the win column Friday night each, Mattea McColly, Kendal Scheffelmear, and Cienna
when the Bearcubs defeated Nashua, 75-63. The Bearcubs Strommen two apiece.
were demolished Tuesday in a non-conference contest Taylor led the Spartans (3-2, 3-1) with nine points,
against Class B Poplar, 81-37. Hersal and Whitney Maher had three each, and Mariah
The Porcupines (0-9, 0-4) also lost to Brockton Handran two.
Saturday night, 52-43. Nashua had taken a 29-13 lead at Lustre Christian (3-6, 1-2) won its first District 3C
the break but were outscored 19-5 in the third and still contest Saturday night. The Lions were held scoreless
led 34-32. The Warriors continued their hot second half in the first quarter when Frazer took a 4-0 lead. But the
with a 20-point fourth, while holding Nashua to nine Lions exploded for 17 points in the second quarter to take
points. a 17-6 lead into the break. Lustre Christian outscored the
The young North Country Mavericks lost twice, Bearcubs 34-16 in the second half to post a 51-22 win.
losing to Glasgow Thursday night and to a tough Scobey- Alexa Reddig fired in a game-high 18 points to lead
Opheim squad Friday night. More on the contest with the Lions. Aubiri Holzrichter was close behind with 16
Glasgow later this week. Against the two-time defending points, Grace Brown had 14, and Hannah Brown three.
state champions Spartans, the Mavericks trailed 10-0 Bailey Beston had eight points for Frazer, Isabelle Even
before senior Aiden Albus scored the first bucket. Scobey four, and Evelyn Yellow Hammer two. That was all of the
led 17-6 after the first quarter. Tristan Fladager buried a scoring reports for Frazer.
three-pointer each in the second quarter as the Spartans Nashua (6-2, 3-1) defeated Frazer (1-8, 0-3) 50-33.
opened up a 25-6 lead. Scobey led 41-14 at the half The Bearcubs also lost to Poplar 87-25.
North Country starts three freshmen and two North Country also defeated Glasgow. More on that
seniors. Coach J. Barry Malone also brings off of the game later this week..
bench two more freshmen. Games on tap this week -- Dodson is at Frazer
Albus led the Mavericks with 13 points, fellow Friday, North Country travels to Lustre, and Nashua goes
senior Trey Johnson followed with 11. Freshman Blaine to Scobey.
Downing chipped in five points and freshman Kade Saturday games have Frazer playing North Country
Strommen two. in Hinsdale, and Lustre goes to Dodson.
Scobey had nine players in the score column with Scobey has a busy week with the Spartans hosting
Reagan Machart and Jace Billbrey netting 11 points each. Froid/Lake on Tuesday. Thursday the Spartans are in
Hudson Kjos followed with nine points, Braxton Wolfe Glendive to play Melstone. Then they host Nashua and
had eight, Boen Tande and Gage Hallock seven each, Wolf Point over the weekend.
Fladager five, Bo Anderson four, and Jimi Jones two.
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TUESDAY
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A boy runs into his
parent’s bedroom at three 4thAnnual Thank you all for the cards, phone calls, messages, food,

Chili
o’clock in the morning and flowers, hugs and memorials in Memory of Mom! Bell
says, “Dad! Dad! There’s a Mortuary for the excellent service and making it easier.
burglar in the kitchen eating Rick Thompson for the amazing service and the singers for
all of mom’s leftover chili!”
The dad replies, “Go on Cook Off the beautiful music. To the ER and Nurses - you were all
great! Special thanks to Dennis & Sue Garsjo for having us
back to bed, son. We’ll bury
him in the morning.”
Saturday all out for Christmas Day! Good food, games, and laughter.
January 15 Dr. Ross you were amazing. Thank You
or Citizen Center
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Milt & Patty Hallock & Family • Craig & Sherry Hallock
ior Citizen Center
SIGNUP/SETUP Noon-1
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Cooking on site from1-4 PM
Lynn Ann Hallock • Byron Hallock & Family
TUESDAY $25 entry fee BOARD OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS
Ham Blind Judging
100% Payback AGENDA FOR DISCUSSION AND DECISION
Scalloped Potatoes
Wednesday, January 5, 2022, 10:30 a.m.
Call for reservation by 9 AM Call the Elks 406-228-2233
228-9500 Grab~n~Go to inquire or sign up Additions/Deletions
Public Comment on agenda items
Employment / Termination Notices
Status of North Valley Water and Sewer ARPA
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Public Comment

Dollar Tree Quietly Rebrands


As ‘Hundred Dollar Tree’
U.S.—Amid the current inflation crisis, Dollar Tree
quietly renamed itself to “Hundred Dollar Tree”, quickly
adding the word “Hundred” in front of its name on store
signs all across the country.
“We’re proud to bring you the new, improved,
rebranded Hundred Dollar Tree!” announced Dollar
Tree CEO Bob Tree. “All the stuff you know and love
from Dollar Tree, but now you get to feel more like a
rich guy, as you’ll be throwing hundred-dollar bills
around like paper.”
Tree has assured customers that the stores will still
have the same random knickknacks and other assorted
low-end goods, but now at 100 times the price. Also, GLASGOW
there will be a lot fewer items on the shelves thanks to SCHOOL MENU
Biden’s supply crisis, but journalists were quick to point TUESDAY
out that people should just “lower their expectations”
Cereal • PBJ Sandwich
for how many goods they would encounter at the stores. Oranges • Milk
UPDATE: At publishing time, the newly relaunched Lunch
Hundred Dollar Tree was forced to rename itself to Hot Dog • Baked Beans • Corn
Thousand Dollar Tree. Chips • Fruit Cup(STR) • Milk
~ Babylon Bee
Letter to the Buzz THANK YOU
Special kind of people The family of Kermit From would like to thank
My prayers go out to livestock producers enduring Dr. Kidd & the 2nd floor staff and the ER Staff
this terrible weather. Hang in there, you are the protector at FMDH for the excellent care Kermit received
of these animals. Without you they would perish. God in his battle with lung cancer. Thank you for all
Bless You. the phone calls, cards, and gift baskets after
It takes a special kind of person to do this work his passing memories shared lifted our spirits.
and endure the hardships. Even though it may not be Thank you for the memorials to FMDH in his
evident that we notice your trials — we do appreciate name, also thanks to Bell Mortuary for their
your commitment to your occupation. Thank You!!!!! caring help.
From Montana Folk who care !!!!
Sharon Flom • Jody Flom (Elaine)
~ Dave Pippin
Harley Flom (Emily) • Paige Flom
Here’s a *T*I*P*
The Great Reset was the major theme during of the
50th annual meeting of the World Economic Forum,
which was held January 24, 2021 in Davos, Switzerland.
Klaus Schwab, a Marxist German professor, is its
Founder and Executive Chairman. He is infamous,
concerning the future, for saying, “You will own nothing www.5thavepharmacy.com 221 5th Avenue South

and be happy.” Put another way it means “we are going


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to run all of you off your land and out of your homes,
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towns and small cities because it is the best thing for the
planet. Sale
It co-ops with United Nations Agenda 21. What 50% OFF CHRISTMAS ONLY
is that? Anti-U.N. Agenda 21 activist Rosa Koire says, SHOP NOW!
“It is the blueprint, it is the action plan, to inventory MONDAY, JANUARY 10TH UNTIL
and control all land, all water, all plants, all minerals, all FRIDAY, JANUARY 21ST
construction, all animals, all means of production, all
energy, all information and all the human beings in the
world. It is a completely comprehensive plan, it’s global
and it’s implemented locally. It is in every single town all
across the United States and across the world. It is run
by the United Nations via an NGO (Non Government
Organization) called ‘International Council for Local
Environmental Initiatives’, commonly known as
ICLEI (pronounced Ik-lee), Local Governments for
Sustainability.”
Dave Foreman of Earth First says: “We must make
this place [USA] an insecure and inhospitable place for
Capitalists and their projects. We must reclaim the roads
and plowed lands [that will go over great in northeastern
Montana!], halt dam construction, free shackled rivers
[goodbye Fort Peck Reservoir; less electricity available
for public use!] and return to wilderness millions of
tens of millions of acres or presently settled land.”
You’re right, that is scary. ~ Mike Stebleton, Daniels
County Leader, Things, Ideas & People

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