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Former Glasgow Ice Dawg Kylie Lagerquist (GHS 22) National Championships in Marlborough, 2023. Next
is part of a great hockey team that made the trek to the week they’ll be slapping pucks in St. Louis.

Kylie makes another trip to National Championships

Former Glasgow Ice Dawg
Kylie Lagerquist will be heading
back to the ACHA Nationals
Championships in St. Louis
Missouri March 12-16.
Kylie is a Sophomore at Dakota
College at Bottineau, North Dakota
and is a forward on the Lady
Lumberjacks Hockey Team. The
Dakota College Lady Jacks made
it to the final four last year at the
ACHA Nationals Championships
while falling short to Sault College
who did end up winning the 2023
Nationals Championships in
Boston.
The Dakota College Lady Jacks are
ranked number 2 in the West with
11 wins, 5 losses this season. Kylie
has scored 1 goal, has 2 assists, and
no penalties this season heading
into Nationals.
The Lady Jacks are coached by
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 Thanks for Listening
Accusations
Colorado Secretary of State,
Democrat “No Trumper” Jenna
Griswald should not be in public
office if she doesn’t know about or
adhere to the US Constitution.
Or the Colorado Constitution
for that matter. She led the push to keep Republican
and former US President Donald J Trump off this
years ballot in Colorado. A dastardly Democrat trick
because they’re askeered uh Trump.
What’s worse is that she, Griswald, has repeatedly
called Trump an insurrectionist which by definition is
just one step down from being a treasonist. She has also
said that “everyone who participated”....in January 6...
“is an insurrectionist and should be held accountable”
C’mon now Griswald....everyone?? A little extreme
wouldn’t you say?
See, friends, in order for one to be called an
insurrectionist one should first need to be indicted,
then tried and then found guilty by a jury of ones
peers....at least in the United States of America. It must
be different in the Socialist Republic of Colorado. It
seems that in that state one can call someone else
anything they want with impunity. What if Donald
Trump countered Jenna Griswalds wild accusation
with something like “well Ms. Griswald you are a
child molester.” If someone would accuse another of
something, they must first preface the accusation with
either ”it’s my opinion you molest children” or “ it’s
alleged you are a child molester.” Griswald has said
neither. She has flat-out said that Donald Trump is an
insurrectionist. Trump should sue the Bitc-,um,scratch
that, should sue the biddy.
Anyhoo the SCOTUS put the kibosh on keeping
the Donald off the Colorado ballot.
On another front let’s resume discussion about
the chaotic crisis at our southern border which has
allowed uncounted millions of illegal immigrants to
invade our back yard. Trump had us safe from that
invasion....Biden made us unsafe when he opened
the flood gates to one and all. That hypocrite Buffoon
reversed all of Trumps border policies and shut down
construction of the border wall.
Now, true to what I reported to you three years
ago, he is blaming Trump and the Republicans for
the border crisis which is costing American taxpayers
billions of dollars and forcing many of Americas
turncoat self-called Sanctuary cities into bankruptcy.
New York city alone is paying out 7 million a
month to house, clothe, feed, medicate, school and cell-
phone illegal aliens. Hey folks, the cell phone makers
and the hotel owners are getting rich off this and don’t
forget the restaurants and clothing stores and druggists
who are reaping the benefits of the incursion of tens
of thousands of parasites living off the government
in complete disregard to the immigration law which
states ‘no one who will be a burden on the government
now or may become one in the future will be allowed
into the US.’ That law is being completely ignored by
the Biden Administration.
See, friends, Joe Biden and his cronies and string
pullers had this all figgered out way back. This is
not a spur-of-the-moment think. The Democrats
recognized years back that they were going to need
more people voting their way in the future and
came upon this diabolical plan to flood the US with
potential Democrat voters. They are using that plan
now.
They’re putting millions of alien students into our
schools to co-mingle with legal citizens, to become pals
with some legal citizens and forge bonds with some
legal citizens. What age group is more “bondable” than
K thru 3. Those kids are pre-mushhead. They don’t care
about skin color, country origin, ethnic background.
Kids at that age will forge bonds that last a lifetime.
They are the leaders of the future.
I truly detest the words “conspiracy theory” but
how else does one explain what’s happening and who
is to blame or who is to be congratulated.
It’s a rapidly changing world, my friends. Get
out and vote before the Democrats achieve their goal
of being a one party nation. Can we allow that to
happen?
That’s it for now folks. Thanks for listening.
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Big win for Mavs
By Mike Brandt
When it comes to the state tournament teams can
expect some competition. Defending State Class C
champions North Country saw that in the first game of
the tournament at Montana ExpoPark Pacific Steel &
Recycling at Four Seasons Arena in Great Falls.
The Mavericks (24-0) were in a dog fight with
Roberts, for the first half anyway. The Mavericks held a
30-28 edge at the break, but poured it on in the second
half for a 72-45 win.
North Country, which breezed through the co
competition last year, outscored Roberts 25-5 in the
third quarter and 32-17 in the half.
Roberts (23-3) is a team that suffered only one loss
during the regular season. The Rockets were 5-0 when
they lost to Twin Bridges 59-49. Then they were beaten
by Melstone 48-39 at the Southern C Divisional.
The Rockets has been led by senior Taylee Chirrick,
who will be playing at Montana State University.
Chirrick averaged 30 points a game and had scored 50
points twice during the season.
Chirrick gave the Mavericks all they could handle
in the first half, scoring 16 points. Her younger sister,
TJ, drained a three-pointer early in the second period,
giving the Rockets a 19-18 lead.
The Mavericks had taken a 12-5 lead in the first
frame. They led 18-14 going into the second where
there were five lead changes and a tie.
Roberts’ biggest lead was 24-22 after TJ Chirrick’s
second trey of the quarter.
Paige Wasson’s bucket gave the Mavericks a 26-25
lead, which they never relinquished.
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teammate at MSU, started the third with a bucket,
starting a 9-0 run. Shelbi LaBrie scored to give the
Mavericks a 46-30 lead with 3:22 to play in the third.
The Mavericks led by 23 in the frame.
North Country led by as many as 34, 70-36, on
Wasson’s steal and bucket. That’s when Mavericks coach
Amber Erickson emptied her bench. However, the
Rockets continued to play their starters. They scored
nine points against the Mavericks bench.
North Country had four players scoring in double
figures. Wasson led the way with 25 points, Erickson
followed with 19, BaiLee McColly added 12, LaBrie 10,
Kendall Scheffelmear four, and Emerson Downing two.
Roberts had only three players score with Taylee
Chrrick netting 23 points, Laynee Holbrook 14, and TJ
Chirrick eight.
Twin Bridges (21-1) defeated Big Sandy (23-6),
57-38, and will play the Mavericks in a semifinal game
tonight at 6. The Falcons led 34-10 at the half.
Allie Dale led the Falcons with 23 points, Ayla Janzen
had 10, Kyle Pancost nine, Emma Konen eight, Ellie
Meek five, and Kinsey Johnson two.
Eva Yeadon had 19 for the Pioneers, Jenny Sant
had eight, Alex Worrall five, Korbyn Jurenka and Keira
Galbavy three each.
Melstone slipped past Plentywood, 45-39, and
Roy-Winifred whipped White Sulphur Springs 60-34 to
close out the first round.
Savanna Dejaegher had 14 points, Emma Myhre
and Maggie Eike 12 each for Melstone. Mallory
Tommerup 10, Audrey Sampsen and Paityn Curtiss
nine each for the Wildcats.
Laynie Elness had 21 points and Isabelle Heggem
20 for the Outlaws. Kendra Manger 13 and Julianna
Feddes 12 for the Hornets.
1,000
As MHSA hoops wrap
up this weekend with
state tournaments, it’s
interesting to know that
Wyatt Babb, Glasgow
High School junior, hit
the 1,000+ point mark
with the Scotties during
the Northern B Divisional
Tournament played out in
Malta.
Suppose he’ll be
competing in Norm
Girard’s favorite event
when spring sports roll
around? This was Wyatt
in 2021 as an eighth
grader. Born to jump, born
to excell!
Did you ever wonder...
Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?
If people from Poland are called ‘Poles’ why aren’t people
from Holland called ‘Holes?’
Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s in
whack?
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Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange
Dream He Was Talking And People
Were Standing And Clapping
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a moment of confusion at
the White House this morning, President Joe Biden told
one of his aides that he had a strange dream where he
was talking and people were standing and clapping.
The bewildered president awoke today with
distinct images in his mind of standing in a large room
and giving some type of speech in front of a big crowd of
people, half of whom seemed to be angry with him while
the other half kept interrupting him with applause.
“It felt so real,” Biden told his aides as they changed
him out of his footie pajamas. “I was in that place. That
building… the big one… with the round dome. And
people kept wanting to shake my hand. I have no idea
what I was saying, but I was pretty angry. There was a
blonde woman in the crowd who kept shouting at me,
but it wasn’t Jill like it usually is. I kept trying to go back
to sleep, but people wouldn’t stop clapping all the time.
Weird.”
The president’s staff assured him not to worry,
despite his complaints that he felt like he had been
drugged. “You’re doing great, Mr. President,” said one
aide. “You had a great night last night. The restlessness
you experienced during the night is perfectly normal
and not in any way the result of being pumped full of
an exotic cocktail of various medications. Now, do you
want Lucky Charms or Cookie Crisp for breakfast, sir?”
At publishing time, Biden was overheard telling
White House staff that everyone in his dream kept
demanding he say college football coach Lincoln Riley’s
name.
~ Babylon Bee, the fake news you can trust!
 Let’s go, #20!
Kylie continued from front
Reed Loucks and Ashley Blue, this is the Lady Jacks’
fourth year in the Division 2 hockey program and 3rd
trip to the ACHA Nationals Championships.
The Lady Jacks will face off on Tuesday. March
12th at 2:30 pm (Montana time) against the #3 Adrian
College, March 13th at 3:30pm (Montana time)against
the #4 Assumption University, and March 14th at
1:15pm (Montana time)against the #1 Villanova
University, this will be the pool play schedule.
The National Tournament is set to feature 16 teams
split into four pools and the winner of each pool will
advance to the ACHA Final Four.
Players from 78 teams across all five ACHA
divisions—Men’s Division 1, 2, and 3 and Women’s
Divisions 1 and 2—will converge upon the suburban St.
Louis area to compete in more than 110 games over the
course of the event. They’ll be playing in the Centene
Community Ice Center, which opened in September
2019, is the practice facility for the NHL St. Louis Blues
All the games will be streamed on FloHockey.