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Betas can find love, too

May 10, 2007 by CH
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Once a man understands that his power is a function of his environment and not
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an absolute value, he can begin to game the system and take advantage
food fight and do not
of market inefficiences to score high quality pussy. Alphas are naturally dominant
necessarily represent the
in their environment and so for them there is no need to learn how to pick up
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women; the affections of women are something they’ve always known. That is
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why asking an alpha for pickup advice is often a fruitless exercise. It’s better to
simply observe him in action and model yourself after him. While books and
forums and experience have taught me much, they all pale in comparison to the Visit the Goodbye, America
eye-opening enlightenment I received from my first mentor — an older male photojournal website.
friend. At the time, I was 14 and he was 26. He was the cool-as-fuck older guy
who let me get behind the handlebars for the first time in my life whereupon I
promptly drove his motorcycle over a curb. Without missing a beat, he then
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taught me how to do donuts. The time I tagged along on one of his dates with a About

gorgeous grad student was the mental jolt I needed to set me on the path of Alpha Assessment

righteousness. Submissions
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Natural betas who were deprived of this mentoring and don’t or won’t put in the
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work on their own to learn how women operate and what they respond to still
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have options for happiness, but they will need to step off the hamster wheel and
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approach this advice with an open mind. Given that male power is conditional on
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the context in which it is exploited, here are my suggestions for how losers in love
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can turn their fortunes around without lowering their standards:
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1. Travel to an economically depressed 2nd tier country like Russia or its East Of Poon
European neighbors where the culture is not too different and the women are
known hot commodities and spend a couple months there. He should avoid mail
order bride services, save his money up, and go live there for a while. This will
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reduce the chances of getting conned. He’d be smart to get CDs on learning RT @Krauserpua:
Russian and listen to them in his car while commuting to his crappy soul-killing @vicmandrake @heartiste
job. An average American beta with an average income, average style, who isn’t "women aged from 30 to 50,
a drunkard, will get treated like a minor rock star in Russia, which, if the stories of have already made journeys
men who have pioneered this route are true, really should be renamed Betatopia. as sex volunteers" - they can
PS: Stay away from Moscow. Stick to the sticks. keep those old …
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2. Not keen on the hassle of traveling and importing a first rate piece of ass? He
can try scooping up the ones who shell out their own travel expenses and come RT @vicmandrake: Mudslime
here to the US. Step one: identify those places where au pairs hang out in his women go to Syria and Iraq
particular city. They will usually be in a bunch, giggling nervously in heavy for ”sex jihad” to provide
accents, because au pair services send them to their overseas assignments in sexual comfort to jihadists in
groups. The trick is to catch an au pair before she becomes aware of the true the Islamic State http://t.c…
power of her beauty. Remember that many of these young women are leaving 17 hours ago
countries where the men, ugly underemployed trolls all of them, treated them like

trash. Their self-esteems are in the basement. Getting any attention from an The Aboriginal Line-Fail.
American beta is like gold dust sprinkled on their shattered egos. An American! tinyurl.com/ptocled It really is
Interested in ME! The beta needs to get to these girls BEFORE she realizes that unattractive, like seeing a
most American women are shrieking ballbusting self-absorbed harpies with prehistoric version of a
serious BMI issues and that American men will put her on a pedestal. It doesn’t modern human. 17 hours ago
take long for a lifetime of trampled self-worth to shed like a chrysalis revealing the
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inner high maintenance princess inside. So to get to them before the American
they told me i must reject
experience corrupts them the beta needs to find those au pair groups that are
authority & despise
multi-ethnic. This is because the au pair services send them over in mixed
conformity so in order to do
groups. Their first few months will be spent socializing with au pairs from many
that i became a sexist racist
different countries Once they have settled into a routine and learned the ropes
different countries. Once they have settled into a routine and learned the ropes
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they will begin to hang out with girls from their own countries. A few months
later, they will have one or two American girls in their social circle. By then, it is RT @jokeocracy: QUESTION

too late. AUTHORITY KIDS OK NOW I

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3. Similar to the above suggestions, a man having trouble picking up chicks CAN STOP QUESTIONING
should consider relocating to the heartland. His money will go farther, his style AUTHORITY NOW WE'RE NOT
will be intriguing, and his public policy degree will be treated like a Certificate of DOING THAT ANYMORE OK?
Alphaness. Girls will be a little dumber and less worldly so his marginally witty 17 hours ago
jokes will get more mileage. He can probably afford a spacious house out there
where a basement apartment was all he could swing in NYC. Nightlife will be RT @razibkhan: Tracing the

refreshingly free of eurotrash and $12 drinks. Downsides: obesity epidemic, genetic origin of Europe's first

resentful good ol boys prone to violence, lower job opportunities, bastard children, farmers reveals insights into

smell of manure. their social organization

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4. Lie. This option requires some creativity and total lack of moral fiber, but the 19 hours ago
beta who can pull off the ‘talented mr. ripley’ routine will gain access to the secret
society of hot chicks. Convincingly lying about trips to the Himalayas, treasure
hunting expeditions, brushes with death in the congo, high stakes gambling with
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6. Castration. Nothing removes neediness like zero sex drive.
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mm on May 11, 2007 at 2:15 pm
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Oh, those poor au pairs. They’re foreign, no stupid. They end up dumping Sex Ratio
the beta soon enough. How To Get A Girl To Send
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Suggestion six is a little drastic…
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Jo on May 11, 2007 at 2:23 pm
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How about just telling them to grow some balls? Giveaway That Your Wife Is

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editor on May 11, 2007 at 4:07 pm
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mm, that’s true. but at least the betas get a spectacular ride they Men

otherwise wouldn’t have gotten. Dread

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jo, i’m all about giving. but not even the dark lord sith has that power.
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sestamibi on May 15, 2007 at 3:37 am C

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#1 I k l th t t f ll Hi hl
 #1 I know several men gone that route successfully. Highly
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#2 Couldn’t say but it does sound risky. Make sure she speaks English well
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enough. People of Walmart
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#3 Sorry but it doesn’t work. Take it from someone who actually DOES have a
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public policy degree and DID live in such a place.
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Blue collar girls are not impressed by intelligence, credentials, and Things My Boyfriend Says
accomplishments in professional life. If they didn’t have a kid while still in high xkcd
school, they look for big muscles, big dicks, and above all: tall men. Most are not
even aware that perhaps a better life can be had elsewhere.
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Besides, let’s say you did manage to find one and the feeling was mutual. How
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long do you think the two of you could sustain it with little in common to talk
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about?
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#4 I never had the balls to try it. Requires a great deal of preparation to keep Krauser PUA
your story straight and consistent over time. Rational Male
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#5 Definitely not. You will wind up being her puppy boy and “just friends” and
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she’ll dump you as soon as something better comes along. Do NOT waste your
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time on one of these!
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#6 When all else fails and you turn 50, maybe. Treatise of Love
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editor on May 15, 2007 at 6:47 pm

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sest, i agree with you about the education not mattering much to S
heartland girls if it isn’t backed up with some bling. credentials in and of Alternative Right
themselves are not what women are attracted to. being a little bit AmRen
smarter than her is attractive, but too much smarter and she won’t be able to find Anonymous Conservative
common ground with you. Arts & Letters Daily
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stone on May 18, 2007 at 2:36 pm Gene Expression
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Re: the au pairs… It’s not easy there, too. I’ve gone out with at least 20
hbd chick
or so, but only slept with 3.
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It takes a lot of patience, logistics, etc… like picking them up from
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Potomac, their host parents calling them telling they need to be home and walk
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the dog early next morning, etc.
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Plus, soon they start telling you “I never get to go out from the suburbs, so I want OneSTDV
to go to a club and dance, not stay home with you and watch a movie, etc.” Page For Men

And lastly, don’t even try to date them if they’ve been here longer than a few Parapundit

months. After that time, once they start going out and getting lots of guys hitting Steve Sailer

on them, they give out their number and every weekend have throngs of betas The Kakistocracy

calling them asking them out. You’ll just get lost in the crowd. The Red Pill Review
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elChief on October 17, 2008 at 2:30 am
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I agree that asking a “natural” for advice is a bad idea. It would be like Whiskey's Place
asking Jordan how to play basketball. He probably has no idea how to
explain it to you.
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The best advice is from someone that is successful, that is as similar to you as
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possible in important ways. Ex. if you have one arm and you want to learn
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basketball, you ask the best one-armed player around.
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The_King on January 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm Hawaiian Libertarian

What? Jordan said himself… practice. I’m sure he was a born beta if he Hyperbole and a Half
needed a mentor to be alpha. Betas just need to get rid of their In Mala Fide
brainwashing, practice, practice and get experience. Jack Goes Forth
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