“No Bull”

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Wednesday, May

Gentle Giants
So gentle, so well trained, the elephants of the
Jordan World Circus were getting prepped for their
performance at the Northeast Montana Fairgrounds.
The Jordan World Circus one of North America’s
premier traveling circuses, is owned and produced
by Jody and Melanie Jordan of Las Vegas, Nevada.
And wowsers, do they travel. They were in Wolf
Point on Monday, in Glasgow Tuesday and would
be continuing along the Hi-Line to Havre tonight.
Then it’s south to Lewistown for two performances
on Thursday, headed north to Shelby on Friday, and
in Kalispell for two performances on Saturday. And
finally a day off! And looking at the Jordan World
Circus schedule website, days off are few and far
between, so apparently all the performers and
staffers love their jobs. Monday it was back to work
in Pendleton, Oregon on Monday, May 20th. And we
were told they put on a great show!
 Let’s Feed
the Need
Help us “break”
the scale!
Our goal is to collect 1,000 pounds of food
for the local food bank.
Bring your donation into the Bank of Glasgow and
get entered into a drawing for a $50 gift card.
Collecting items until May 31st, 2024.
Must be 18 or older. Need not be a customer to win.
Scotty softball, 5
5:00 p.m.
Thursday
Today: Mostly sunny, with a high near 72. West wind around
8 mph.
Tonight: A chance of showers and thunderstorms before 3am,
then a slight chance of showers between 3am and 5am.
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 52. South wind 5 to 8 mph
becoming light and variable. Chance of precipitation is 30%.
Thursday: A chance of showers, with thunderstorms also
possible after noon. Partly sunny, with a high near 76. West
southwest wind 5 to 14 mph, with gusts as high as 22 mph.
Thursday Night: A chance of showers and thunderstorms
Mostly cloudy, with a low around 52. West southwest wind 9
to 13 mph, with gusts as high as 18 mph.
Friday: A 40 percent chance of showers, mainly after noon.
Mostly sunny, with a high near 70. Breezy, with a west wind 14
to 19 mph increasing to 21 to 26 mph in the afternoon. Winds
could gust as high as 40 mph.
Friday Night: A 40 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy,
with a low around 44. Breezy, with a west northwest wind 23
to 26 mph, with gusts as high as 40 mph.
Saturday: A 20 percent chance of showers before noon. Mostly
sunny, with a high near 66. Breezy, with a west northwest wind
around 23 mph, with gusts as high as 36 mph.
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 44. West
northwest wind 9 to 18 mph becoming east after midnight.
Winds could gust as high as 29 mph.
Sunday: A 30 percent chance of showers, mainly after noon.
Mostly sunny, with a high near 68. East northeast wind 10
to 17 mph becoming west northwest in the afternoon. Winds
could gust as high as 24 mph.
Sunday Night: A 20 percent chance of showers. Partly cloudy,
with a low around 44. Northwest wind 9 to 16 mph, with gusts
as high as 24 mph.
Monday: A 30 percent chance of showers. Mostly sunny, with
a high near 66. West wind 10 to 14 mph.
Monday Night: A slight chance of showers. Partly cloudy, with
a low around 44.
BUZZIFIEDS
GARAGE MOVING SALE: Friday, May 17, 10-7, & Saturday, May 17, 8-?.
Antiques, Beer signs, Pictures, Household, some furniture, Lots and Lots
of STUFF… 49 ABERDEEN
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COMMERCIAL SPACE FOR RENT Great location, downtown Glasgow
CONTACT CHUCK AT 406-228-2800
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WANT TO HIRE SOMEONE to help clean and organize garage, house
and yard. CALL 406-230-0710
BUZZ
HOME CARE MONTANA has a new phone number for the Glasgow Office.
if you are interested in our services, PLEASE CALL 1 (888) 989-3111
BUZZ
SPACIOUS APT. FOR RENT: 2 bed, 1½ bath 950 sq. ft. Laundry room, A/C.
QUIET, City of Glasgow. Small pets considered. $750/mo. 360-750-6746
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HOUSING AUTHORITY OF GLASGOW is looking for families of 3
or more to qualify for units. Applications available on our website at
housingauthorityofglasgow.com or at our office. Our hours are 8a-4p Mon-
Thurs and 8a-3p Fridays. CALL FOR DETAILS 406.228.4942
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OASIS is looking for fill in/part time cook STOP IN FOR APPLICATION.
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VALLEY COUNTY ATTORNEY’S OFFICE - temporary full-time legal
assistant. This position requires skills in record-keeping, typing, drafting
documents, and filing. A knowledge of court procedures, legal terms
and legal documents is preferable Must be able to establish effective
working relationships with other employees, attorneys, court staff, and
law enforcement officers. Wage is $18.50/hour. Apply with cover letter
and resume to Valley County Attorney’s Office, 501 Court Square #20,
Glasgow, MT 59230, or via email at djensen@valleycountymt.gov.
BUZZ
CAMPUS SECRETARY WANTED! Part-time role at our church. Manage
office, engage visitors, share Jesus. APPLY NOW @ www.glasgowec.
church/careers
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T&R TRUCKING is hiring Roll-Off + Garbage Truck Driver. CDL required,
must pass a drug test. Competitive wages, simple IRA retirement. Good
crew, must be able to work Saturdays, Sundays & Mondays off. CALL
406-672-5196 OR 406-228-8746
American Legion meeting Thursday
American Legion and Auxiliary Post #41 will be
meeting on Thursday, May 16th at 7:00 p.m.
On the agenda: State American Legion Convention,
Boys State, and Memorial Day, all of which are right
around the corner. All Veterans are encouraged to
attend.
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 BUZZIFIEDS
FIRST LUTHERAN PRESCHOOL is now accepting applications for a
4-Day a week preschool teacher. Applications can be picked up at First
Lutheran Church along with the application applicants should submit a
resume and cover letter. Applications can be returned to FLC or mailed to
FLP 641 2nd Ave N. Glasgow, MT 59230. ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS
THROUGH JUNE 1ST.
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**DELIVERY/FLOOR ASSOCIATE** Seeking a motivated and reliable
individual to join our team as a Delivery/Floor Associate at Markle’s
Warehouse. You will play a crucial role in ensuring the smooth operation
of our furniture/appliance store by assisting with deliveries and providing
customer service on the sales floor. Prior experience in delivery a plus.
Must have a good driving record and the ability to lift heavy objects, as
this position involves manual labor. PLEASE STOP BY THE MARKLES
WAREHOUSE OR MARKLES ACE HARDWARE FOR AN APPLICATION.
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MARKLE’S ACE HARDWARE Looking for a Sales Clerk / Checker.
PLEASE STOP BY STORE FOR APPLICATION 416 2ND AVE. S
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wage starts at $14 an hour or DOE. Also we have an opening for a part
time or full time dishwasher. STOP BY THE DURUM FOR APPLICATION.
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- $19.00 per hour with benefits. Shift varies: Mornings, afternoon/
evening, weekends, holidays, overnight on-call. On Call 7-10 nights per
month. Responsibilities include: Customer Service: Working with pilots,
passengers, government agencies and contractors. Servicing aircraft with
fuel, oil. De-icing, towing, and parking aircraft. Snow removal and lawn
care with both heavy equipment and manual tools. Perform maintenance
and cleaning on equipment, buildings, and grounds. Additional duties as
assigned by the department head. Must be at least 18 years of age, have
a valid driver’s license and pass a TSA background check. Open until filled.
Applications can be picked up at the airport counter. Or downloaded
from www.valleycountymtairport.com/jobs Completed applications can
be returned to the airport terminal building at: 89 Airport Rd. Glasgow, MT
59230 or emailed to airport@valleycountymt.gov
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ST. MARIE CONDO ASSOC. (SMCA) has a job opening beginning April
29, 2024 for a Maintenance Worker. This is a part-time position (12-24
hrs/week) at $13.00/hr. Applicant will work outside, must be able to use
an extension ladder and power tools in a safe manner, lift up to 50 lbs.
unassisted, and have a valid driver’s license. Generic job application and
detailed job duties description is available by contacting the SMCA office
at Town Hall, 521 6th Street, St. Marie, MT 59231 (406) 524-3336.
ATTENTION!
Valley County Senior Citizens
Come help us Celebrate
OLDER AMERICAN MONTH
at the Senior Citizens Center
May 20 • Noon to 2:00 PM
Hot Dogs, Baked Beans, Chips & Cake
Music by The Classics
for your listening pleasure
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CARING HANDS THRIFT STORE ASSOCIATES 20-30 hrs per week. Pay:
Depending on experience. Caring Hands, Inc., a non-profit organization
seeks associates to fill positions at the Thrift Store. Duties include but not
limited to: Unload, sort, price & display merchandise in a customer friendly
attractive manner. Organize, dust, clean & vacuum store as needed. Heavy
lifting required. Good customer service skills a must. For full job description
and application please pick one up at the Caring Hands Thrift Store at 227
4th St. S or CONTACT MONA AMUNDSON @ 406-263-4176
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REYNOLDS MARKET is accepting applications for cashiers, night crew and
deli. Competitive pay and benefits after a probationary period. Become a
valued member of the team. CALL 406-228-2633 FOR AN APPLICATION
OR APPLY ONLINE AT www.reynoldsmarket.com (search employment
application on website).
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HINSDALE PUBLIC SCHOOL is looking for the following positions for the
2024-25 school year. •7-12 science •5th/6th elementary •full time custodial
•elementary paraprofessional. If you are interested in any of these positions,
please contact Adam Zopp at 406-364-2314 or at superintendent@hinsdale.
k12.mt.us. Visit our website, hinsdale.k12.mt.us, for more information.
Hinsdale is a great place to work and raise a family. Join us!!
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THE LOADED TOAD is looking to hire part-time baristas for the coffee shop
in Glasgow, will be weekdays and weekends, must have good customer
service skills, ability to work with others and have time management
skills. STOP BY THE LOADED TOAD AT 527 2ND AVE S., TO PICKUP
APPLICATION.
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BLEND 10 IS HIRING! Pick up application at anytime during business
hours! Must be able to work in a fast paced environment, have good
customer service, & be a quick learner! Must be able to work week days
& some weekends! Join our team! 319 KLEIN AVE
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HI-LINE FORD INC in Glasgow MT is looking for a Diesel Mechanic to
add to our crew. Diagnose faults in vehicles using diagnostic equipment
to successfully repair or replace defective parts. Technical and mechanical
experience. Be able to use diagnostic equipment. Be a productive team
player. Be able to work to meet deadlines and targets. Be self-motivated
and organized. Have valid driver’s license. Pay is competitive with market
depending on experience. Benefits available after probation-401k with
match, Optical dental savings with match, health insurance partially
company paid. 5 day week-weekends off. 8-5 workday. Continued training
through Ford Motor Company to keep up with the continuous changes in
technology. Small town living with many outdoor recreational actives. Submit
resume to email joshsillerud@hlfmt.net. CALL IN FOR QUESTIONS JOSH
AT 406-228-2141 OR 866-528-2141
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MILK RIVER, INC Has positions open for Day Shift and Night Shift. APPLY
AT MILK RIVER INC. 406-228-8412
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VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for CNAs for day shift. High paid wage
for CNAs with long term care experience. We can train and certify anyone
who wants to become a CNA as well. Starting wage for trainees is $15.00
hourly. PLEASE SWING BY VALLEY VIEW HOME ADMIN OFFICE FOR
AN APPLICATION AND JOIN OUR TEAM!
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HOUSING AUTHORITY OF GLASGOW is currently hiring for a part-time
summer maintenance position. Pay rate starting at $13/hour. Applications
available at our office Monday-Thursday 8a-4p and til 3p on Fridays.
406.228.4942
Scotties prepare for divisional
By Mike Brandt
It all comes down to this weekend as the Glasgow
Scotties host the Eastern B/C Divisional Softball Tournament
at Sullivan Park. Play starts on Thursday at 3 p.m. with #4
Conrad/Choteau playing #5 Cut Bank. The Scotties play on
Field 2 at 5 against third-seeded Stillwater, while on Field 1 at
the same time is #2 Huntley Project vs. #7 Shelby. Conference
champs Shepherd gets a bye.
A Glasgow win would move the Scotties to a Friday
quarterfinal game at 10 a.m. A loss would put them in a
12 noon game. Glasgow coach Robert Martin said that the
Scotties will take one game at a time.
“We lost to Stillwater earlier in the season. But that was
such a long time ago,” said Martin. “We had lots of errors in
that game.”
The Scotties have improved since that game and have
gotten to practice outside since then. Martin said that he
wants his team to play fearlessly and take one game at a time.
He said that they won’t look at the scoreboard until after the
game.
The Scotties (10-11-2, 2-8) tuned up for this weekend
with four games at the Class B/C Challenge in Cut Bank.
Glasgow won a pair of games, lost one and tied one due to
a time limit. The Scotties were without senior starter Tatum
Nyquist. Glasgow started the weekend against conference foe
Conrad/Choteau, losing 15-2. In the circle was eighth-grader
Kelbi Wersal, who pitched a good game for the Scotties.
“Kelbi hasn’t pitched in a big game like this,” said
Martin. “We didn’t want to show Conrad any of our pitchers
that may throw against them in the divisional. Kelbi did a
good job. She did better than I thought she would. Conrad
is such a good hitting team that we could keep pace. We had Buzz file photo
some swings and got loosened up.”
Martin added that he wanted to get some players some Due to the weather, we didn’t get to see the Scotties in
reps and play them in different positions. action at home very much this season. But one thing we
Glasgow battled back to get a 16-1 victory over Troy. can tell you, they are upbeat, play with great attitude,
“We started getting some momentum. Our bats came and the dugout really shows support for their teammates
alive,” said Martin. “We play way better. Brynn Donaldson whether at bat or on defense. Macy Martin is shown
started in the circle. This was a good way to end the first day.” here on the mound with a smile on her face in their first
The momentum continued Saturday when the Scotties game. It’s awesome to see a team having so much fun.
beat St. Ignatius/Arlee/Charlo (MAC) 12-6. MAC finished game with a line drive double to score the final two runs. That
second at state the past three years. was the biggest win that I have had as a coach.”
“They have a good program. We talked about the game Glasgow wrapped up the day against Eureka and
Friday night,” said Martin. “They run the bases well. We finished with a 4-4 tie.
talked to our pitchers, third baseman and our catcher Halle “They are a very solid team and their coach does a good
Hunter. I think they had only one stolen base. And our bats job,” Martin said. “We were ahead 2-0. 2-2 and up 4-2 with
really came alive.” one out in the last inning.”
Donaldson and Brynlie Boreson worked in the circle. The Lions had a runner on base when Eureka got a two-
“They both did a really good job,” Martin said. “MAC brought run home run to tie the game.
in their number one pitcher for the last couple of innings. “It was a time limit game and time ran out,” said Martin.
We had six straight hits off of her. Macy (Martin) ended the “But it was a good weekend and the weather was nice.”
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Sharing the “watering hole”

Elephants are the largest living terrestrial animals.
Elephant trunks are capable of powerful siphoning.
They suck up water, which is squirted into the mouth
or over the body. We asked this Jordan World Circus
caretaker, how much water does an elephant drink
in a day? He told us about 30 to 40 gallons. The
trunk also acts as a sense organ. Its sense of smell
may be four times greater than a bloodhound’s nose.
The trunk’s extreme flexibility allows it to forage and
wrestle other elephants with it. It is powerful enough
to lift up to nearly 800 pounds, but it also has the
precision to crack a peanut shell without breaking
the seed. With its trunk, an elephant can reach items
over 20 feet high and dig for water in the mud or sand
below. It also uses it to clean itself. Wild elephants,
which we don’t have — except for that one that
one that was spotted in downtown Butte, America
recently, just out for a cruise — play an important
role in their native ecosystems. They dig for water
during droughts, and they create water holes that can
be used by other animals. When the elephants use
water holes, they end up making them bigger. The
average lifespan of an elephant in the wild is around
50 to 70 years. However, some elephants have been
known to live for up to 80 years. These two friendly
elephants shown here at the Northeast Montana are
46 and 48 years old, we were told. Here’s hoping
they both live to that ripe old age!
 Reproductive Health Services
St. Raphael’s
412 3rd Ave. N
406-228-9800
Family Planning
Birth Control • Wellness Exams • STI Testing RUMMAGE SALE
Thursday - Saturday • June 20th - 22nd
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Low cost or no cost and are provided to everyone WE ARE ACCEPTING DONATIONS
regardless of ability to pay. accepting donations thru Monday, June 3
Call 406-228-6261 or Text 406-263-8194 DROP OFF ITEMS MONDAY - FRIDAY 10 AM - 4 PM
PLEASE LEAVE TREASURES ON THE STAGE.
for an Appointment. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE OUTSIDE

Flatland Cruisers
annual meeting
Sunday, May 19th
at Bundy Park
Registration @ Noon
with Hamburgers, $15/plate
Meeting to Follow at 1pm
Club Dues: $25 single,
$35 for Doubles
Hoping to have a Fun Run
following the Meeting.

Hope to see you there!!!

Glasgow Griz
Meet & Greet
Monday,
May 20, 2024
Elk’s Lodge
5:30 P.M. DINNER
Sponsored by the Glasgow
Chapter of the Grizzly
Scholarship Association
 CAMPS & CLASSES
BEGIN
MON., JUNE 10 -

FMDH EMS
FIRST AID, AED
CPR TRAINING
FMDH EMTs are hosting a
community Heartsaver CPR,
AED, and First Aid class!
Get Certified in First Aid,
CPR & AED for 2 years!
Cost: $30
Register today by calling Connie
at (406) 228-3648.
You can leave a message.
Registration deadline is
Thursday, May 16 at 5:00pm.
&
FRI. AUGUST 9
Camps: Monday - Thursday • 9-12 or 1-4
Camps include Themed 1 hr. gymnastics
1 hr snack, craft/activity, 1 hr. ninja
$84/week or $24/day 15 spots per Camp
Saturday, May 18 Open Gyms Fridays 9-12 $6/hr. 25 spots first come first serve
9-10am Mon-Thurs • Gymnastics (3 yrs & Older)
FMDH Ambulance Barn
310 Mahon Street 10-11am Mon & Wed • Developmental Gymnastics (4th grade & Older)
9:00am - 1:00pm 10-11am Tues & Thurs • Hot Tots (18 mos - 3 yrs)
11am-12pm Mon-Thurs • Ninja (3 yrs & Older)
Training includes: 1pm-2pm Mon-Thurs • Gymnastics (3 yrs & Older
Learn about Emergency 2pm-3pm Mon & Wed • Developmental Gymnastics (4th grade & Older)
Situations
Basic Life Support 3pm-4pm Mon-Thurs • Ninja (3 yrs & Older)
Get started with CPR, CLASSES COST $8/CLASS (15 SPOTS PER CLASS)
AED and First Aid
Demonstrations
Register at hilinecloggingandsymnastics.com or contact Tiffany at (208) 569-9283
$25 Registration Fee for those not paid this year

Fascinating Ideas About Science

The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were
gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most
were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain’s
contention that the ‘most interesting information comes
from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
Q: What is one horsepower?
A: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to
drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how
close you came to getting hit. If you don’t hear it, you
got hit, so never mind.
Talc is found on rocks and on babies.
The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without
coming back down.
When they broke open molecules, they found they
were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke
open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.
When people run around and around in circles we say
they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are
orbiting.
Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.
While the earth seems to be knowingly keeping its
distance from the sun, it is really only centrificating.
[this guy is going to do well
in college! *haha* ...Lj]
Someday we may discover
how to make magnets that
can point in any direction.
South America has cold
summers and hot winters,
but somehow they still
manage.
 Celebration of Life
Cora Bell
“Rusty”
Fouts Dvorak
Join us as we bring Cora Belle
home to her beloved Nashua
Brief graveside gathering
Thursday, May 16 • 2:00 PM
Nashua Cemetery • Nashua, MT

THURSDAY
SOUPS: Chicken Noodle ∙ Chili
SPECIALS:
Monte Cristo
Soft Shell Taco

Dine at the “O”

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THURSDAY
Breakfast
Cereal • Pop Tart
Yogurt • M. Oranges • Milk
Lunch
Irle Program: Sack Lunch
High School & Middle School:
Hot Dog • Baked Beans • Fruit
Bar • Milk
‘Hang On, Let Me Check The Distance With My
Rangefinder,’ Says Guy About To Duff Ball 6 Inches
SCOTTSDALE, AZ — As dozens of
avid golfers enjoyed a beautiful day on
courses throughout the area, one local
player asked his companions to give him
a moment to survey how much range
he would need for his next shot before
duffing the ball six inches.
Pete Lofton, who had
uncharacteristically avoided the trees off
the tee to start the fourth hole, wanted to
utilize one of his many specialized tools
to determine which of his custom clubs
he would need to crush his next shot and
reach the green, despite overwhelming
odds that he would inadvertently dribble
the ball only a few inches from its current
location.
“Hang on, let me check the distance
with my rangefinder,” Lofton said to the
other members of his foursome. “Gotta
really dial myself in to make sure I don’t
give it too much and overshoot the green.
Just too strong sometimes, ya know,
fellas?”
Lofton’s compatriots remained
silent as they watched him use a $400
device to gauge the distance to the green
while knowing it was far more likely that
his ball would be duffed less than a foot
away.
“Yeah, we knew what was about to
happen,” Bill Harmon, one of Lofton’s
friends, said later. “We’ve learned to just
let him do his thing, though. At least
we’ve gotten to the point where we can
keep ourselves from laughing.”
At publishing time, the other three
players waited patiently at the tee box of
the next hole while Lofton took his next
seven shots to reach the green and three-
putt to finish the fourth hole.
~ Babylon Bee