“No Bull”

Published by BS Central
515 2nd Ave. S • Glasgow, MT 59230
406-228-4558 • fax: 406-228-4578
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A Bird’s
Eye View
Yes, it was getting time for
school to be out, and the
Irle School kids were getting
some romping around time
with kickball and all, with
other kids already loading
up on the bus for the trip
home. And here she was,
perched up in a tree, happy
as a robin or mourning
dove, watching all the
action taking place below
in Bundy Park. But rather
than playing kickball, Archer
elected to climb a tree and
watch the action. We’ve
already slid over halfway
through the month of May,
and wow is it a busy time in
Glasgow with the Eastern
B-C Softball Tournament
as well as the true two-day
Northern B Track & Field
Meet. So expect to see lots
of team buses around the
Bonnie City this Friday and
Saturday. Best of luck to
all —although the Buzz is
rooting for our Scotties!
 BUZZIFIEDS
BUZZ
RUMMAGE SALE Saturday, May 18th at 9am-noon. Men & women things.
Emptying Joe’s shop, weather permitting. 49 TAMPICO ROAD (GARCIA
PLACE)
BUZZ
3 PARTY GARAGE SALE Saturday, May 16, 8-1. $5 Bag Sale 12-1
Antiques, camping chairs, picture frames, holiday decor, toys, lamps,
blankets, pillows, kitchen items, chairs, enamel wear, garden/lawn decor,
clocks, trunks, clothing and shoes (men, women, baby/toddler), plants,
and much much more! Baked Goods, sourdough, and fresh eggs. 110 MT
HWY 24 N (next to Dry Prairie)
BUZZ
MOVING SALE Saturday, May 18, 9am-2pm. Tables of items added plus
furniture, power lift chair, dressers, lamps, futon, bookshelf, queen mattress
831 6TH ST. N
And the
wind shall
blow
Today: A 20% chance of showers between 1pm and 4pm.
Mostly sunny, with a high near 69. Breezy, with a west wind 13
to 18 mph increasing to 21 to 26 mph in the afternoon. Winds
could gust as high as 36 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%.
Tonight: Showers likely, mainly before 1am. Partly cloudy, with
a low around 42. Breezy, with a west wind 22 to 24 mph, with
gusts as high as 34 mph. Chance of precipitation is 60%.
Saturday: Sunny, with a high near 66. Breezy, with a west
wind 22 to 26 mph, with gusts as high as 37 mph.
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 41. West
southwest wind 13 to 18 mph decreasing to 6 to 11 mph after
midnight. Winds could gust as high as 28 mph.
Sunday: A 20 percent chance of showers after noon. Partly
sunny, with a high near 65. Northwest wind 6 to 14 mph, with
gusts as high as 21 mph.
Sunday Night: A 30 percent chance of showers. Mostly
cloudy, with a low around 42. Northwest wind 10 to 15 mph,
with gusts as high as 22 mph.
Monday: A 30 percent chance of showers. Partly sunny, with
a high near 60. West northwest wind 11 to 18 mph, with gusts
as high as 25 mph.
Monday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 40. Northwest
wind 6 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 23 mph.
Tuesday: A 20 percent chance of showers after noon. Mostly
sunny, with a high near 63. West northwest wind 6 to 10 mph.
Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 41. Northwest
wind 6 to 8 mph becoming east northeast after midnight.
Wednesday: A 20 percent chance of showers. Mostly sunny,
with a high near 68. East northeast wind 6 to 11 mph, with
gusts as high as 18 mph.
Wednesday Night: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with
a low around 44.
Thursday: A chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high
near 64.
BUZZ
GARAGE MOVING SALE: Friday, May 17, 10-7, & Saturday, May 17, 8-?.
Antiques, Beer signs, Pictures, Household, some furniture, Lots and Lots
of STUFF… 49 ABERDEEN
BUZZ
FOR SALE: 2007 Seadoo GTX 4-tec Jet Ski with cover, has 200 hours
on it, runs great. 1998 Kawasaki 1100X Sports Touring Jet Ski has low
hours, runs great. Comes with a 2007 double place trailer with the extended
Tongue and walk through plank, for easy unloading and loading. CALL
406-263-4512 TO SEE THEM.
BUZZ
COMMERCIAL SPACE FOR RENT Great location, downtown Glasgow
CONTACT CHUCK AT 406-228-2800
BUZZ
WANT TO HIRE SOMEONE to help clean and organize garage, house
and yard. CALL 406-230-0710
BUZZ
HOME CARE MONTANA has a new phone number for the Glasgow Office.
if you are interested in our services, PLEASE CALL 1 (888) 989-3111
BUZZ
SPACIOUS APT. FOR RENT: 2 bed, 1½ bath 950 sq. ft. Laundry room, A/C.
QUIET, City of Glasgow. Small pets considered. $750/mo. 360-750-6746
BUZZ
HOUSING AUTHORITY OF GLASGOW is looking for families of 3
or more to qualify for units. Applications available on our website at
housingauthorityofglasgow.com or at our office. Our hours are 8a-4p Mon-
Thurs and 8a-3p Fridays. CALL FOR DETAILS 406.228.4942
BUZZ
VFW is looking for bartenders shifts vary. CALL SCOTT 406-470-1526
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY DETENTION CENTER has two full time positions for
Correctional Officers currently open. Both positions come with benefits,
sick and vacation time, and an opportunity for 20 year retirement.
Starting pay without experience is $18.25 with a raise at 6 months and
again on completion of the individuals graduation from the Montana Law
Enforcement Academy – Detention Officer Basic. Requirements include
having a high school diploma or a GED certificate, must be a US citizen,
the ability to learn and understand varying computer programs, able to meet
the physical demands of the position. If you are interested in learning more
about this opportunity, PLEASE CONTACT DETENTION COMMANDER
KIM MARTENS OF THE VALLEY COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE AT 406-
228-4333 OPTION #2 or stop by in person to the Valley County Dispatch
Center on the back side of the Valley County Courthouse to pick up an
application and job description.
BUZZ
GLASGOW DISTRICT 2024-25 SCHOOL YEAR JOBS : 2 Cooks: Wage
$15.43-17.59 (DOE)-full benefits package, start date 8/12/2024. Route
Bus Drivers- $23.01-$28.02/hr. (DOE) & $1,500 sign-on bonus, start
date 8/19/24. For more information and to apply go to: www.glasgow.k12.
mt.us and click on employment tab. FOR QUESTIONS CALL 406-228-
2406. (EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER)
BUZZ
OASIS is looking for fill in/part time cook STOP IN FOR APPLICATION.
BUZZ
VALLEY COUNTY ATTORNEY’S OFFICE - temporary full-time legal
assistant. This position requires skills in record-keeping, typing, drafting
documents, and filing. A knowledge of court procedures, legal terms
and legal documents is preferable Must be able to establish effective
working relationships with other employees, attorneys, court staff, and
law enforcement officers. Wage is $18.50/hour. Apply with cover letter
and resume to Valley County Attorney’s Office, 501 Court Square #20,
Glasgow, MT 59230, or via email at djensen@valleycountymt.gov.
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BUZZ
CAMPUS SECRETARY WANTED! Part-time role at our church.
Manage office, engage visitors, share Jesus. APPLY NOW @ www.
glasgowec.church/careers
BUZZ
T&R TRUCKING is hiring Roll-Off + Garbage Truck Driver. CDL
required, must pass a drug test. Competitive wages, simple IRA
retirement. Good crew, must be able to work Saturdays, Sundays &
Mondays off. CALL 406-672-5196 OR 406-228-8746
BUZZ
FIRST LUTHERAN PRESCHOOL is now accepting applications for
a 4-Day a week preschool teacher. Applications can be picked up at
First Lutheran Church along with the application applicants should
submit a resume and cover letter. Applications can be returned to FLC
or mailed to FLP 641 2nd Ave N. Glasgow, MT 59230. ACCEPTING
APPLICATIONS THROUGH JUNE 1ST.
BUZZ
**DELIVERY/FLOOR ASSOCIATE** Seeking a motivated and reliable
individual to join our team as a Delivery/Floor Associate at Markle’s
Warehouse. You will play a crucial role in ensuring the smooth
operation of our furniture/appliance store by assisting with deliveries
and providing customer service on the sales floor. Prior experience in
delivery a plus. Must have a good driving record and the ability to lift
heavy objects, as this position involves manual labor. PLEASE STOP
BY THE MARKLES WAREHOUSE OR MARKLES ACE HARDWARE
FOR AN APPLICATION.
BUZZ
MARKLE’S ACE HARDWARE Looking for a Sales Clerk / Checker.
PLEASE STOP BY STORE FOR APPLICATION 416 2ND AVE. S
BUZZ
DURUM RESTAURANT looking for a full time or part time evening
cook wage starts at $14 an hour or DOE. Also we have an opening
for a part time or full time dishwasher. STOP BY THE DURUM FOR
APPLICATION.
BUZZ
JOB OPENING – Airport Operations, Valley County Airport. Full Time
- $19.00 per hour with benefits. Shift varies: Mornings, afternoon/
evening, weekends, holidays, overnight on-call. On Call 7-10 nights
per month. Responsibilities include: Customer Service: Working with
pilots, passengers, government agencies and contractors. Servicing
aircraft with fuel, oil. De-icing, towing, and parking aircraft. Snow
removal and lawn care with both heavy equipment and manual
tools. Perform maintenance and cleaning on equipment, buildings,
and grounds. Additional duties as assigned by the department head.
Must be at least 18 years of age, have a valid driver’s license and
pass a TSA background check. Open until filled. Applications can
be picked up at the airport counter. Or downloaded from www.
valleycountymtairport.com/jobs Completed applications can be
returned to the airport terminal building at: 89 Airport Rd. Glasgow,
MT 59230 or emailed to airport@valleycountymt.gov
BUZZ
ST. MARIE CONDO ASSOC. (SMCA) has a job opening beginning
April 29, 2024 for a Maintenance Worker. This is a part-time position
(12-24 hrs/week) at $13.00/hr. Applicant will work outside, must be
able to use an extension ladder and power tools in a safe manner, lift
up to 50 lbs. unassisted, and have a valid driver’s license. Generic
job application and detailed job duties description is available by
contacting the SMCA office at Town Hall, 521 6th Street, St. Marie,
MT 59231 (406) 524-3336.
BUZZ
CARING HANDS THRIFT STORE ASSOCIATES 20-30 hrs per
week. Pay: Depending on experience. Caring Hands, Inc., a non-
profit organization seeks associates to fill positions at the Thrift
Store. Duties include but not limited to: Unload, sort, price & display
merchandise in a customer friendly attractive manner. Organize,
dust, clean & vacuum store as needed. Heavy lifting required. Good
customer service skills a must. For full job description and application
please pick one up at the Caring Hands Thrift Store at 227 4th St. S
or CONTACT MONA AMUNDSON @ 406-263-4176
BUZZ
REYNOLDS MARKET is accepting applications for cashiers, night
crew and deli. Competitive pay and benefits after a probationary
period. Become a valued member of the team. CALL 406-228-2633
FOR AN APPLICATION OR APPLY ONLINE AT www.reynoldsmarket.
com (search employment application on website).
BUZZ
HINSDALE PUBLIC SCHOOL is looking for the following positions
for the 2024-25 school year. •7-12 science •5th/6th elementary •full
time custodial •elementary paraprofessional. If you are interested in
any of these positions, please contact Adam Zopp at 406-364-2314
or at superintendent@hinsdale.k12.mt.us. Visit our website, hinsdale.
k12.mt.us, for more information. Hinsdale is a great place to work
and raise a family. Join us!!
BUZZ
THE LOADED TOAD is looking to hire part-time baristas for the coffee
shop in Glasgow, will be weekdays and weekends, must have good
customer service skills, ability to work with others and have time
management skills. STOP BY THE LOADED TOAD AT 527 2ND AVE
S., TO PICKUP APPLICATION.
BUZZ
BLEND 10 IS HIRING! Pick up application at anytime during business
hours! Must be able to work in a fast paced environment, have good
customer service, & be a quick learner! Must be able to work week
days & some weekends! Join our team! 319 KLEIN AVE
BUZZ
HI-LINE FORD INC in Glasgow MT is looking for a Diesel Mechanic
to add to our crew. Diagnose faults in vehicles using diagnostic
equipment to successfully repair or replace defective parts. Technical
and mechanical experience. Be able to use diagnostic equipment.
Be a productive team player. Be able to work to meet deadlines and
targets. Be self-motivated and organized. Have valid driver’s license.
Pay is competitive with market depending on experience. Benefits
available after probation-401k with match, Optical dental savings
with match, health insurance partially company paid. 5 day week-
weekends off. 8-5 workday. Continued training through Ford Motor
Company to keep up with the continuous changes in technology. Small
town living with many outdoor recreational actives. Submit resume to
email joshsillerud@hlfmt.net. CALL IN FOR QUESTIONS JOSH AT
406-228-2141 OR 866-528-2141
BUZZ
MILK RIVER, INC Has positions open for Day Shift and Night Shift.
APPLY AT MILK RIVER INC. 406-228-8412
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for CNAs for day shift. High paid
wage for CNAs with long term care experience. We can train and
certify anyone who wants to become a CNA as well. Starting wage for
trainees is $15.00 hourly. PLEASE SWING BY VALLEY VIEW HOME
ADMIN OFFICE FOR AN APPLICATION AND JOIN OUR TEAM!
BUZZ
HOUSING AUTHORITY OF GLASGOW is currently hiring for a part-
time summer maintenance position. Pay rate starting at $13/hour.
Applications available at our office Monday-Thursday 8a-4p and til
3p on Fridays. 406.228.4942
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one patient at a time.
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Maintenance Asst. Clinic
smoking hot: Not just
attractive. They have to • Surgical Scrub Tech. • EMS Driver
be hot. Smoking hot. At • Surgery Unit Clerk
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better than 10, maybe. • Certified Pharmacy • Environmental
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and Diet Cokes during
every commercial break.
 Flatland Cruisers
annual meeting
Cut Bank Shepherd 13
Sunday, May 19th Conrad 1
Conrad 10
at Bundy Park Cut Bank 5
Registration @ Noon Cut Bank 5 Shepherd
with Hamburgers, $15/plate Glasgow

Meeting to Follow at 1pm Stillwater 2

Club Dues: $25 single, Glasgow 5
$35 for Doubles
Stillwater Glasgow 7
Hoping to have a Fun Run Shelby Huntley Project 1
following the Meeting. Huntley Project 27
Shelby 5

Hope to see you there!!! Huntley Project

Cut Bank

Conrad

Glasgow Griz
Meet & Greet
Monday,
May 20, 2024
Elk’s Lodge
5:30 P.M. DINNER
Sponsored by the Glasgow
Chapter of the Grizzly
Scholarship Association

MAY 15 - 21 , 2024
Certified Angus Beef® 93% Lean
GROUND BEEF .......................... $4.49 lb
Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
CROSS RIB ROAST ..................... $4.99 lb
Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
SIRLOIN TIP ROAST ................... $4.99 lb
Family Pack Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
RIBEYE STEAKS ....................... $13.99 lb
Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
STEW MEAT............................... $7.99 lb

We’re off to State!

Family Pack Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
CROSS RIB RANCH STEAKS ........ $5.99 lb
USA Prime Family Pack Boneless
PORK LOIN CHOPS .................... $2.99 lb
USA Prime Boneless Pork Sophomore Brynn Donaldson gave the Scotties seven excellent innings of pitching to
COUNTRY STYLE RIBS ................ $2.99 lb beat Stillwater 5-2, and the Bonnie City Lassies didn’t even need their last at-bat in the
Family Pack Boneless Skinless
CHICKEN BREASTS .................... $2.99 lb
seventh inning! Well, guess what? Coach Rob Martin stuck pitcher Brynn in again against
Simply 89 oz. Select Varieties Huntley Project this morning — same results — only this time beating the Red Devils
LEMONADE ..................................2 / $7 7-1. Wow! In the background was Huntley’s scoreboard against Shelby yesterday. The
Swaggerty’s 12 oz. Select Varieties
BREAKFAST SAUSAGE ............... $3.99 ea Scotties already locked in a trip to State, the first time since 2017. SCOTTY PRIDE!
 Downtown
D &G
SportS & WeStern
Glasgow

MEMORIAL DAY
SALE
PRF GEL- $950 (5 syringes)
Sculptra- $750 (per vial)
Kae Sukut PA-C
Closed Monday, May 27th Botox- $12.50 (per unit)
Summer is on it’s Way 15% OFF Filler- $630-830 (per syringe)
All Men’s, Ladies & Kids
All Fishing Rods & Reels
Summer Sandals All Fishing Crank Baits Premier Aesthetic and Billings Plastic Surgery
15% OFF NEW Rugged Road Coolers consultations available
All Men’s & Ladies Size 45 $299.99 Call 406-794-0003
Summer Shorts & Capris 65 $349.99 for an appointment
20% OFF 85 $399.99
Large Selection of NEXT GLASGOW CLINIC MAY 23RD
YETI Coolers, Bottles & Cups Instock
NOW DOING LASER ENGRAVINGS!! Golfers
By Mike Brandt
play at state
We can engrave YETI Cups & Bottles, Plaques & Wood Items
Check out all the new Coleman Camping products! State tournaments always bring out the best in an
Green Mountain Grills Trek Starting at $349.99 athlete and teams. It doesn’t matter what sport. Tuesday
Big Green Egg Size Large w/ Nest & Side Tables and Wednesday was the case at the State Class B Golf
SALE PRICE $1,149.99 Tournament. Shelby was the host team and Marias Valley
GOOD SELECTION OF OLD TOWN KAYAKS Golf & Country Club was the course.
Vapor 10 .............Reg. $649.99 Sale $599.00 L one Peak fired a 768 to win the girls championship.
Vapor 10XT.........Reg. $749.99 Sale $699.00
Loon 106 ............Reg. $1,099.99 Sale $999.00 Florence was second with a 795, Three Forks had an 821,
Shelby 836, Missoula Loyola 849, Shepherd 852, Columbus
883, Anaconda 885, Fairfield 890, Malta 910, Glasgow 912
and Red Lodge 933.
FMDH FOUNDATION Ari Judd of Three Forks took home the individual

GOLF
title, carding a 159. She was followed by Cate Leydig of
Lone Peak with a 165, and Delaney Clark of Shelby with a
176.
TOURNAMENT Laynee Simpson tied for 26th with a 208 to lead the
Scotties. She had rounds of 103-105. Mia Peterson tied
2024 for 41st with a 113-104-217. Allie Palm was 52nd with a
112-117-229, Anika Smith 67th with a 126-132-258, and
Aspen Probert 73rd with a 149-143-292.
Columbus and Jefferson tied for first in the boys
race with 635, but the Panthers won a playoff to claim
the crown. Huntley Project was third with a 640, Loyola
followed with a 665, Anaconda had a 674, Florence 680,
Conrad 684, Manhattan 701, Choteau 705, Glasgow 709,
Red Lodge 725 and Cut Bank 767.
Deer Lodge player Leevi Bohrer fired a 145 to win the
title. Landon Olson of Columbus was second four strokes
Sunnyside County Club
back with a 149, and Tyson Lee of Jefferson was one stroke
Saturday, June 8 at 10 am
back for third with a 150.
Team Cost: $300 Cash Payout - 5 places
Meals provided Merchandise Hole Prizes Eli Feezell led the Scotties with rounds of 81-88 for a
Maximum of 28 - 4 person teams
169 and a tie for 27th. Connor Koski followed in 29th with
TO REGISTER: a 87-83-170. Carter Hoerfster tied for 46th with a 86-96-
Visit us online at fmdh.org/golf to register & more details.
You can register at Sunnyside or contact the Foundation Coor. 182, Coy Nelson tied for 55th with a 98-91-189, and Hank
at (406) 228-3556 or taylor.hohlen@fmdh.org.
Hopstad tied for 60th with a 97-97-194.
Kids’ Ideas About Science Part 2
The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were ATTENTION!
gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most Valley County Senior Citizens
were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain’s
contention that the ‘most interesting information comes Come help us Celebrate
from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows
OLDER AMERICAN MONTH
how to change back into a sun in the daytime. at the Senior Citizens Center
Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees.
May 20 • Noon to 2:00 PM
There are 180 degrees between freezing and boiling Hot Dogs, Baked Beans, Chips & Cake
because there are 180 degrees between north and
south.
Music by The Classics
A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind
which way it wants to go.
for your listening pleasure
There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters MONDAY
are yet to be discovered. Finding them all means living SOUPS: Broccoli Cheese ∙ Chili
forever. SPECIALS:
Buffalo Chicken Salad 53999
Hwy 2 W
There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the Potato Delight
center of the Earth because of so much population Lock & Key Service
stomping around up there these days.
Lime is a green-tasting rock.
Dine at the “O” GLENN’S
AUTO REPAIR &
WRECKER SERVICE
Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while 228-8006 Call 228-2715 or 263-1249
others preferred to be oil.
Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you Do you like Money?
don’t why you should. Would you like to have more of it?

Join the TEAM!

The Cottonwood is looking for
Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let motivated, reliable and organized
them know we know they’re there. individuals to add to our team.

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others
help make water, so sometimes it’s brother against
brother.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.
But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is
evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things
people forget to put the top on.
To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But
to chemists solutions are things that are still all mixed
up.
In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we
find there are twice as many H’s as O’s.
Clouds are high flying fogs.
I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds
know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
continued on page 9, these are cute!
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GLASGOW
SCHOOL MENU
MONDAY
Breakfast
Egg & Cheese Omelet • Muffin
Tri Tater • Pears • Milk
Lunch
Taco Soup • Pretzel w/ Cheese
Corn Chips • Mixed Veggies
Pineapple • Milk
 NOW HIRING
Housekeeping &
Experienced Head Housekeeper
Come by the Hotel
and pick up an application
Pay: $16-18/hour
Job Type: Full-time / Part-time • Shifts: All Shifts

COFFEE DELIVERY

The Loaded Toad is offering

FREE delivery for a
minimum order of 3 drinks!
Cash or Card available!
Call (406) 228-4610 to order
or stop in at 527 2nd Ave S
Good Luck Teams!

MAY 15 - 21 , 2024
Certified Angus Beef® 93% Lean
GROUND BEEF .......................... $4.49 lb
Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
CROSS RIB ROAST ..................... $4.99 lb
Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
SIRLOIN TIP ROAST ................... $4.99 lb
Family Pack Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
RIBEYE STEAKS ....................... $13.99 lb
Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
STEW MEAT............................... $7.99 lb
Family Pack Certified Angus Beef® Boneless
CROSS RIB RANCH STEAKS ........ $5.99 lb
USA Prime Family Pack Boneless
PORK LOIN CHOPS .................... $2.99 lb
USA Prime Boneless Pork
COUNTRY STYLE RIBS ................ $2.99 lb
Family Pack Boneless Skinless
CHICKEN BREASTS .................... $2.99 lb
Simply 89 oz. Select Varieties
LEMONADE ..................................2 / $7
Swaggerty’s 12 oz. Select Varieties
BREAKFAST SAUSAGE ............... $3.99 ea
St. Raphael’s
412 3rd Ave. N
406-228-9800 Let’s Feed
RUMMAGE SALE the Need
Thursday - Saturday • June 20th - 22nd Help us “break”
WE ARE ACCEPTING DONATIONS the scale!
accepting donations thru Monday, June 3 Our goal is to collect 1,000 pounds of food
DROP OFF ITEMS MONDAY - FRIDAY 10 AM - 4 PM for the local food bank.
PLEASE LEAVE TREASURES ON THE STAGE. Bring your donation into the Bank of Glasgow and
PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE OUTSIDE
get entered into a drawing for a $50 gift card.
Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. Collecting items until May 31st, 2024.
And around. There is not much else to do. Must be 18 or older. Need not be a customer to win.

Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big

enough to be called a drop, it does.
Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding
water.
We keep track of the humidity in the air so we won’t
drown when we breathe.
Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known
as hail.
Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.
Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs
tongue will kill the strongest man.
A blizzard is when it snows sideways.
A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size.
A monsoon is a French gentleman.
Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
Isotherms and isobars are even more important than
their names sound.
It is so hot in some places that the people there have to
live in other places.
The wind is like the air, only pushier.
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Sunshine Boys open the 2024 FPST season on May 31st

Hurray! At last Neil Simon’s
hit comedy will make its long
awaited FPST debut, after
being cancelled just 3 days
before opening night in 2020
due to COVID.
Rivalry, memories, and
lots of laughs are certain
to resurface when a former
vaudeville team grudgingly
re-unites for a CBS Television
Special!
George Burns and Walter
Matthau famously starred
in the Oscar winning film
adaptation.
The classic comedy will be
directed by original Fort Peck
Summer Theatre company
member Neal Lewing who also
takes a leading role, alongsideMike Gillpatrick, Louis Jepson and Neal Lewing star in the Sunshine Boys.
Louis Jepson, Mike Gillpatrick, Jarret Buchholz • Bonnie & Clyde: July 5 – July 21
and Karen Lewing (who also serves as Costume • Cinderella: July 26 – August 11
Designer). Eric Marsh is Scenic & Lighting Designer, • Honky Tonk Laundry: August 16 – September 1
with sound by Jesse Worley. Shelby Art-Koljonen is
Stage Manager. CAMPS & CLASSES
BEGIN
Neal and Karen Lewing run Port Polson Players MON., JUNE 10 -
on Flathead Lake and met at Fort Peck Summer FRI. AUGUST 9
Theatre when they were both company members in Camps: Monday - Thursday • 9-12 or 1-4
Camps include Themed 1 hr. gymnastics
the 1970s. 1 hr snack, craft/activity, 1 hr. ninja
The Sunshine Boys runs May 31 – June 9: Fridays $84/week or $24/day 15 spots per Camp
& Saturdays at 7:30pm and Sundays at 4:00pm. Open Gyms Fridays 9-12 $6/hr. 25 spots first come first serve
9-10am Mon-Thurs • Gymnastics (3 yrs & Older)
For Tickets and info call 406-526-9943 or visit 10-11am Mon & Wed • Developmental Gymnastics (4th grade & Older)
fortpecktheatre.org 10-11am Tues & Thurs • Hot Tots (18 mos - 3 yrs)
11am-12pm Mon-Thurs • Ninja (3 yrs & Older)
Following The Sunshine Boys the 2024 season 1pm-2pm Mon-Thurs • Gymnastics (3 yrs & Older
2pm-3pm Mon & Wed • Developmental Gymnastics (4th grade & Older)
continues with: 3pm-4pm Mon-Thurs • Ninja (3 yrs & Older)
• Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: CLASSES COST $8/CLASS (15 SPOTS PER CLASS)
Register at hilinecloggingandsymnastics.com or contact Tiffany at (208) 569-9283
June 14 – June 30 $25 Registration Fee for those not paid this year