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Midnight —
Montana Dog
By April Wamhoff
I learned, not too long ago,
that a favorite little dog-person of
mine had passed away. “Midnight”
was a high drive German Shorthair
that stole my heart. “The Princess,”
lived a long and full life and I will
miss her. She was perfect.
When she moved to Montana,
she was a young, adult dog with
tons of energy. And, oh boy, did she
have talent! Montana was perfect
for her. Lots of wide-open spaces
and birds, birds, birds! Never
enough for her because she would
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never quit. Good thing there was
a bag limit. She’d find the bird,
flush or point them (whatever
seemed appropriate to her) and
bring it back when the deed was
done. Retrieving seemed to be her
least favorite part of the process
and sometimes she’d drop the bird
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Midnight continued from front
a few feet in front of her dad so that she could get
on to the next one. It was a good thing her dad was
a good shot and got most of the birds or she would
have gotten very annoyed with him.
Still a winter
wonderland
in Scobey
While talking with Mike Stebleton this morning,
he said the fog that set in on Monday still hasn’t lifted
and it’s a winter wonderland up there.
“I’ve never seen frost this thick,” he said.
And it will get even thicker as dense, freezing fog is
in Scobey’s forercast through tonight, but Saturday they
are expecting sunny skies and a high of 30°. The funny
part is that in checking out the Scobey Airport location
weather forecast, it registered a temperature of 75°F! But
looking above that in small caps was NA.
Today: Partly sunny, with a high near 16. Wind chill values
between -5 and 5. East southeast wind 8 to 10 mph.
Tonight: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 8. Wind chill
values between zero and 5. East wind around 6 mph
becoming light and variable.
Saturday: Partly sunny, with a high near 25. Southwest
wind 3 to 6 mph.
Saturday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 10. South
wind 3 to 6 mph.
Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 26. Southwest wind
around 6 mph.
Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 10.
Northwest wind around 6 mph.
Monday: Partly sunny, with a high near 25. West northwest
wind around 7 mph becoming east in the afternoon.
Monday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 13. East
wind 6 to 9 mph.
Tuesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 27. East southeast
wind around 11 mph, with gusts as high as 18 mph.
Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 13.
Wednesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 23.
Wednesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 10.
Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 24.
Midnight had a terrible dislike for porcupines.
Many a hunt was interrupted to pull quills. And boy,
was she a wily one! She’d fight and wiggle and whine
and carry on like you thought you were hurting her.
As if I flung those quills into her face! And when
the last quill was safely not in her face, and her dad
and I were covered in mud, dog spit and blood, we’d
turn her loose and off she’d go. She’d turn around, a
safe distance from us, and give us the look that said,
“Have you guys wasted enough time? Now let’s get to
it!”
No small animal was safe from that nose of hers.
When we were cleaning up a piece of property to
eventually build on, she found a critter inside a piece
of pipe. It seemed like a harmless distraction for her
and many times she needed that, so we let the game
go on for a while. Eventually, the critter, a very large
skunk, had had enough of the fun and decided to end
the game in typical skunk fashion. Thing was, we had
a big load of garbage that we didn’t want to unload to
put her in back, so we loaded her up in the cab and
took off. Windows open, eyes watering, and speeding
down the road as fast as we dared, we headed for the
dump. The dump wasn’t that far away, though I’m
sure that day it seemed like light years. We were so
grateful to get there, but when we did, two friendly,
rather intoxicated men came over and wanted to chit
chat. Friendly as always, Midnight was fine with
the extra attention. Her dad did manage to extricate
himself and unload the garbage while I stayed in the
truck with Midnight but a tomato juice bath for all of
us became the welcome conclusion of that adventure!
Midnight was a fisherman, or fisher-dog rather.
Trolling cranks was the preferred method of fishing
for us and of course, the dogs always came along.
Nothing wrong with a lovely day on the water riding
around with a cup of coffee and a sandwich. We
didn’t even need to watch the poles because Midnight
did. She learned that when the poles bent over the
game was on and the action would soon be starting.
Of course, sometimes this was a bit of a pain, and I
worried that she would get herself hooked, but try to
stop that kind of determination!
As with all our four-legged children, the
memories of the times we got to have with them keep
tumbling to the forefront of our thinking when we
find they are gone. I’ve shared a few, but some of
them are just mine to keep. She will be missed and
remembered by the people who loved her.
And you know, she was perfect.
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